Have You Ever......?

[DawnIsNotCool]

Just the auditions, when you can laugh at the pathetic people who think they're amazing but they're actually really really terrible.

Have you ever been at the point where all you want to do 24/7 is sleep even though you absolutely HAVE to get something done?

[ape descendant]

Yes, it's called depression.

Have you ever had a cat **** your foot?

[the-nihilist]

No, I've never had a cat four asterisks my foot.

Have you ever had an involuntary muscle contraction in a place where you didn't know you had a muscle?

[ape descendant]

Yeah... my eyelid... it was rather surreal the first time.

Have you ever been surprised when the words r ape or p u ssy had been censored automatically?

[paleghost]

two, solitary and murder in smalltown x

have you ever known a vamprie

[Crying_Crimson_Tears]

I knew someone who claimed they were a vampire.

Have you ever watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: II?

[paleghost]

unfortunately

have you ever seen someone get the chair

[Ben Lahnger]

A) I've seen someone get several chairs. I myself have been willing to bring several folding chairs to a crowded room in need from time to time.

Q) Have you ever made an animation, and if so, what was it about?

[paleghost]

I have not made an animation, I've tried. It's kind of a pain in the butt

have you ever made a french film

[ape descendant]

I am not french, nor do I speak more than a few words of french, so it would be incredibly difficult for me to if I so desired.

Ever make fun of a baby to their face?

[paleghost]

no

have you ever eaten deep fried turkey?

[Ben Lahnger]

A) *shudders* No! Sacrelidge! It's very popular in these parts but it will never touch my lips.

Q) Have you ever stolen something?

[Noumi]

Yes, but when I was little.
Have you ever yelled to your parents?

[ape descendant]

Yes, when they were fighting.

Have you ever stubbed your toe so hard, you broke it?

[paleghost]

I think so...I'm not sure

have you ever worn a fishnet shirt

[Anndrea]

yes but i think i gave it to a thrift store


have you ever seen someone eat 3 medium cheese/pepperoni pizzas with sliced pickles on top?

[paleghost]

no, but it dose not sound to bad

have you ever had a deep fried pickle

[Ben Lahnger]

A) Ugh, no! Although the natives here in Texas will eat anything that way. Did you hear that at the Texas State Fair this year the big hit of the show was deep fried butter? I kid you not ... Oprah did her show from there and had some. She and her husband Gayle liked it a lot!

Why do I keep getting the fried food questions?

Q) Have you ever seen a manta ray up close?

[paleghost]

I love fried food

and no

have you ever risked your life for a flower

[Anarasha]

Yes, I almost got run over by a unicorn.


Have you ever died only to rise back as a zombie just to die only to come back as an angel, unfortunately being caught in a wall of flames and die again, only to be reborn, live for 25 years, avoid countless dangerous situations only to choke in a piece of gum?

[paleghost]

yes,and then I found ten dollars

have you ever seen a nun fight

[Catch]

No.

Have you ever hiked 10 miles?

[paleghost]

no

have you ever raged against the machine?

[SiouxsiePernova]

No.

Have you ever had your wisdom teeth removed?

[paleghost]

no thank god

have you ever made a reference to roman mythology is casual conversation