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01-19-2010, 09:29 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Munchkin Land (I'm the Vice President!)
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Swine Flu!
This happened a while ago, but I have not been on, so...
I am 17 so officially a minor and my parents have total say over my medical stuff. They are also Jehovah's Witnesses.
They wanted me to get the mercury-filled, poisonous swine flu vaccine. So at first i argued. But I am really proud of myself for what I did.
I told the nurse I didn't want to. She said go talk to my parents. I told her my parents said I did not have to then told my parents that I had just gotten the nasal vaccine. Then I avoided letting that nurse talk to them. We left and I had not taken the vaccine!
So no poison in my body, I did not get swine flu, and my parents think they gave me harmful drugs! Perfect!
'Now I just have to avoid getting into any car wrecks and needing a blood transfusion until July!
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01-19-2010, 09:35 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Have you ever considered a career in military tactics? That is some Fall of Troy shit right there.
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01-19-2010, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Not to mention that whole disinformation campaign ... unless she BELIEVES THAT SHIT!!!
Yeah, the only military she's going to be joining anytime soon would be from The Lord of the Rings, where their always looking for a few good trolls.
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01-19-2010, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC
Have you ever considered a career in military tactics? That is some Fall of Troy shit right there.
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Yea, but he'd be the guy saying "oh what a pretty horse."
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01-19-2010, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Medford, Oregon, USA
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Well.
She is the vice president of Munchkin Land after all.
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01-19-2010, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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Yo, princess, do you eat meat?
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real classy
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01-25-2010, 12:47 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan
Yo, princess, do you eat meat?
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Wouldn't fish be a bigger concern? I'm always hearing about rising mercury levels in fish. Salmon, especially.
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01-25-2010, 01:58 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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You stuff your body with harmful shit every day, it's not like a few traces of mercury are going to do that much damage.
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01-27-2010, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Speaking of mercury my boss is a fucking idiot and has decided to go on a "tuna diet". I have no idea where he got the idea from but he can eat anything as long as it has tuna in it so he is having about three servings of tuna a day. Now trace amounts aren't really a problem but I can't imagine that three servings every day is healthy (neither is the fact that most of what he eats is tuna salad with tons of mayo). Some people just don't have much sense.
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01-27-2010, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
Posts: 1,726
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Well, he shouldn't be hard to extort money from then.
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01-27-2010, 05:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Yeah, too bad he doesn't control raises and his landlord is extorting pretty much all of his personal money so there really isn't much of anything for me to extort, though I have gotten him to buy me lunch a few times.
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01-27-2010, 09:28 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Dirty South
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I guess that's better than nothing, unless the only thing he buys you is tuna.
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01-27-2010, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Nope, we only have a small selection of places that can deliver on property and he regularly orders tuna salad from one of them, he pretty much let me pick anything on their menu so I've tried out some of their sandwiches (I've also had their pizza, which is excellent, but we get that free on Fridays since we refer so many people to them). Unfortunately it looks like I wont be getting much more as I'm over at the other property (GSR) and he spends 90% of his time at PHR but it was fun while it lasted, and I still get free pizza on Friday and 50% off of just about everything on other days, which is a pretty sweet deal as I can get a full meal for about $4.
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01-27-2010, 11:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
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your boss probably had a goldfish. yeah, a goldfish whom he loved so much, unfortunately one day, he bought a tuna and thought that goldy and tuna would be good friends. But unfortunately for the second time, tuna ate goldie.
probably its not for the diet, he just wants to eat all the tunas in the earth. revenge for his goldi. well just a theory
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01-28-2010, 07:08 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
Posts: 1,167
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is it me or there is a concentration of idiots appearing from god knows where.
what the fuck .
why don't you stick to watching teletubbies and let the growing up do the talking.
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01-28-2010, 07:39 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Ooh! Jethro, are you gonna let Creature6 talk about you like that?!?
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-28-2010, 07:42 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
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i only speak the truth.
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