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11-29-2005, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: England
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
I think you mean "you WERE a n00b once", and no, Dis was never a n00b. He was new, but never a n00b.
Vive la difference, n00b.
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OK OK POINT TAKEN!
I'll go and cry in a corner somewhere.
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11-29-2005, 05:33 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I was born on a pirate ship
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Originally Posted by rockandrose
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What IS that? A crock of crap? ('cause if it is then I agree)
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11-29-2005, 09:28 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 325
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Its a coffee filter full of used coffee.. One that I hope hesent been used in a long time.
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With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
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11-29-2005, 09:38 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Wait, okay... I have it...
Make sure she has a peanut allergy; this will not, I repeat will NOT work unless she has a severe peanut allergy.
Eat a Reese's peanut butter cup.
Kiss her.
Wait for her to die.
Kill yourself.
Together forever; such a beautiful thing.
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Disclaimer: Don't listen to a single piece of advice I give unless it's directly related to writing or sex. In fact, ignore both of those, too.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
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11-29-2005, 11:07 PM
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#31
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-29-2005, 11:25 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Thanks rose. I missed that post, sorry.
My opinion of you is still very high...for whatever that is worth.
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11-30-2005, 12:08 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Originally Posted by Manimal
Saweet! I've got a muscle car! And I've seen ninjitsu movies - I could totally be a cage fighter. Move over Junior - I'm coing to steal your ghetto girl 
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Juuust curious, were you serious about the car. I kinda have a thing for 'em...
If so, what model?
Sorry guys, I just have to fulfill my urges.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-30-2005, 12:16 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Last edited by edible_eye; 11-30-2005 at 12:46 AM.
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11-30-2005, 12:21 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...s/34_drool.gif Oooohhhh...Sooo.....Pretty.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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11-30-2005, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Past the red fire hydrant
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Ok guys. First I just wanna say thanks for your responses and stuff. I took a lot of you guys' responses and...well...not a lot of them worked. I took her places, bought her things, I tried singing to her, , I carved her initials into my arm (which just attracted vampires, thanks a lot edible eye) and even going...."Gulp" Ghetto. Now...SHE HATES ME. Now she just ignores me in the hallways. The only time she ever talks is on the phone and she barely wants to do that. We cant agree on anything !! We have nothing in common!! It's like she doesnt like anything!!! (But i havent asked her about bondage yet.....*grin*) But....Ive tried everything I could to get her out of my head but nothing works! I dont know what to do and Im sick of feeling this emotion! I either have to get the girl, or cut out my heart. You guys gotta help me! WHAT SHOUD I DO?!?!?!?!
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11-30-2005, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: springfield, OH
Posts: 190
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bwhahahahahahahaha!
i love it.
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11-30-2005, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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hahahahahaha that IS funny!
Actually if you want to win her over, buy hera Christmas gift, and on the tag where it says who it's for and from, sign it "From: Bryant Gumble To: My Stank-Ass Hootchie"
I am from the hood trust me she will love it and you.
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11-30-2005, 11:36 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AlKilyu
Thanks rose. I missed that post, sorry.
My opinion of you is still very high...for whatever that is worth.
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*sighs* Seems my morbid sense of humour just doesn't carry over very well satirically.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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11-30-2005, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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...and to note, that occurence shows irresponsibility on part of the boyfriend. If I were to ever commit myself to someone, I'd be certain to know of what allergies they had and I would avoid consuming those items specifically for that reason.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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11-30-2005, 03:15 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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They are 15. They are kids. One died.
We all have a dark sense of humor, taste is today's magic word
Thank you Xng and I am sorry too.
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Originally Posted by Disfunction
...If I were to ever ...I'd be certain to...
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If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass hopping.
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11-30-2005, 03:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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No, but what about the landing bit, huh?
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Undead again...
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11-30-2005, 03:33 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Well they'd need talons too. ^_^
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11-30-2005, 04:34 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 325
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Originally Posted by Soma Cruz
Ok guys. First I just wanna say thanks for your responses and stuff. I took a lot of you guys' responses and...well...not a lot of them worked. I took her places, bought her things, I tried singing to her, , I carved her initials into my arm (which just attracted vampires, thanks a lot edible eye) and even going...."Gulp" Ghetto. Now...SHE HATES ME. Now she just ignores me in the hallways. The only time she ever talks is on the phone and she barely wants to do that. We cant agree on anything !! We have nothing in common!! It's like she doesnt like anything!!! (But i havent asked her about bondage yet.....*grin*) But....Ive tried everything I could to get her out of my head but nothing works! I dont know what to do and Im sick of feeling this emotion! I either have to get the girl, or cut out my heart. You guys gotta help me! WHAT SHOUD I DO?!?!?!?!
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Turn and walk away. You can't make someone like you, and your just going to make things worse by trying to. Do yourself a favor and forget her.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
~William Shakespeare
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11-30-2005, 05:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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The red car looks so clean and undisturbed, how can anyone play birds and the bees in that car?
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11-30-2005, 05:48 PM
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#47
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Originally Posted by Manimal
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How did you get that to your parent's house?
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11-30-2005, 05:57 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Soma Cruz
I carved her initials into my arm (which just attracted vampires, thanks a lot edible eye)
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i never advised you to perpetrate that tid-bit of asininity. i want you to separate yourself from society and live out your remaining years as a shitbag in a drain pipe.
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11-30-2005, 08:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
We all have a dark sense of humor, taste is today's magic word
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Oh, forgive me, with posts such as:
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
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How could I have steered so wrong?!
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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11-30-2005, 08:30 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Dis, I think you should just leave it as it is.
You said that you don't take personal offence online, then there's no need to dig futher.
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