the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 23

TwistedKitsune · 12-08-2005, 12:38 AM

Granted, you can, but it also means you absorb every other thing you touch too and you soon clutter your brain with so much useless information that you don't remember what you wanted to learn to begin with!

I wish Wil didn't live Holland, because it's too far away

MedicGirl · 12-09-2005, 10:57 AM

Granted. Wil doesn't live in Holland. He lives next door. But the day this happens you get a letter saying you're drafted by the military. You're sent through strenuous training for a long 3 months...and just when you think it's almost over they send you to some base in Antarctica where there's absolutely no way to communicate with you're homeland. Wil forgets about you and marries the owner of the eMachines Corp.

I wish it would not snow on the roads, just on the grass.

devereaux · 12-09-2005, 11:21 AM

If the snow were to be constrained as much, the accumulation of snow would take considerably longer to melt, and would overwhelm the drainage systems across the country leading to flooded roads and at least ankle high standing water in many areas (and ask anyone from New Orleans how that works for them).

I wish I didnt fall on the ice walking into work today...

katsumy · 12-09-2005, 03:07 PM

Wish Granted....you See This Beautifull Girl Walking By... You Slip... But Do Not Fall then She Looks At You And Says -crip-

I Wish To Have Kids!.... - I Can't-

anti · 12-09-2005, 05:05 PM

Granted. JP is "here". He kills you.

I wish I could punch people in the face over the internet.

devereaux · 12-09-2005, 05:19 PM

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*disclaimer* not responsible for product abuse such as criminals using my device to rob you at gunpoint while you sit at your computer

...I wish I had a cup of coffee

eightbuxz · 12-09-2005, 06:36 PM

Coffee was served... But while you're on your way out in the coffee shop, the store guy forgot to "plow the damn snow" you slid and hit your head on the ground ooops.. and burned yourself. what's your name again??? Ouch =)

*I wish I was a drummer like Travis Barker*

devereaux · 12-09-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eightbuxz

Coffee was served... But while you're on your way out in the coffee shop, the store guy forgot to "plow the damn snow" you slid and hit your head on the ground ooops.. and burned yourself. what's your name again??? Ouch =)

*I wish I was a drummer like Travis Barker*

Well guess what....you ARE a drummer JUST LIKE Travis Barker! You're a talented musician, but the other members of your band are absolutely terrible, you are always playing silly little punk-pop for teenage girls and are referenced daily on TRL, helping MTV and other mass-media music stations increase their advertising revenue! You're also 60 pounds soaking wet and wearing boots, and your mohawk, tattoos, and piercings don't scare anyone, and you thought maybe having an annoying trophy wife and mess of a reality tv show was a good idea.

...sorry, that one is inherently a double-edged sword.

I wish I had some warmer socks...

lizzy · 12-09-2005, 08:26 PM

Granted. But you are exploited by your manager and you are forced to play meaningless music.
I wish that posers did not exist.

eightbuxz · 12-09-2005, 09:01 PM

Granted... but POSERS really don't exist, those are the people who judge other people as POSERS!!!
*I wish people will learn not to discriminate and HAVE respect to other people.

"punk is NOT A FASHION STYLE, AND CLOTHING MEANS NOTHING WHAT-SO-EVER. Anyone who basis any judgment what someone is wearing and labels them from that is either a poser themselves or just a fucking rude and ignorant person."-rurouni

It's not how you dress up or how the way you talk but being humble and have respect for other people... That is PUNK!!!
-DcFamous

Demonista_Ravenesque · 12-09-2005, 09:13 PM

Wow, that was some good flamage...But I'll make my wish.

I wish that idiotic fuckheads who think they're enlightened would shut the fuck up and take their drivel somewhere else.

*directed to no one at this wonderful site, directed at the idiotic bullies at my school*

Sanctus Dei · 12-10-2005, 02:27 AM

Granted... period.

I wish I could stop working constantly and sleep like a semi-normal person.

lizzy · 12-10-2005, 06:19 PM

Granted. You don't work constantly, and so therfore you become poor. You also fall into a deep coma because you sleep too much, just like a semi-normal person. ^.^
I wish that when i break up with my boyfriend this week, he won't take it too hard.

Moonie · 12-10-2005, 08:57 PM

granted.

he wont take it hard but will somehow feel the need to start sending you flowers everyday for the rest of his life. In the flowers will be a note telling you how much he doesnt love you anymore and that he is moving on. . .. really.

i wish i didnt have a headache

MedicGirl · 12-10-2005, 09:07 PM

Granted. But since you skipped finals to be with your family you fail out of school. You live the rest of your life as a homeless person on the streets of NYC giving blow jobs for whiskey. All the time wondering how you got to New York in the first damn place.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much tomato soup. :P

Moonie · 12-10-2005, 09:12 PM

granted. but your family treats you like crap so you wish you were doing finals instead so you wouldnt have to deal with them.

i wish i could lose 10 lbs.

MedicGirl · 12-10-2005, 09:55 PM

Granted.

BUT...and this is a big but!

It's not body fat that you lose...you lose 10 pounds of pure muscle....

From your FOREARMS!

You no longer have the ability to hold...or even grip...ANYTHING AT ALL.

Plus you have to throw out all your armwarmers and opera length gloves!

I wish to have a good day at work tomorrow. (ex: no one gets hurt in our county and has to dial 911)

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-10-2005, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicGirl

BUT...and this is a big but!

*chuckles* Big butt.

Granted, the phone lines go out and no one can dial 911. As a result, hundreds of people die.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

MedicGirl · 12-10-2005, 11:33 PM

Hey! Don't chuckle at my big butt!

Granted. Your white blood cell count goes up...way up...but you're not sick anymore...YOU'RE ANEMIC!

I wish my daughter would go to sleep. (Please dont make anything morbid or scarey from this one)

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-10-2005, 11:38 PM

*evil grin* Granted, she goes soundly to sleep, after-

...after- must resist urge...

Damn! After drinking a glass of warm milk. You know, if you hadn't said please, it would have ended with something like "she's full" and "you're missing body parts", but no, you just had to ask nicely, didn't you. *taps foot*

J/K

I wish there were actually intelligent women around here for me to date.

MedicGirl · 12-10-2005, 11:41 PM

No need to grant. Because there are. I just doubt you're gonna find them talking to an insomniac from MO at 1:30 in the morning!

thank you BTW on that one! *warms up milk*

I wish for much love and luck to go to TheKorovaMilkbar!

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-10-2005, 11:46 PM

Aww, thanks hon. Unfortunately, I won't be going anywhere til I get my truck back and stop being sick. *brood* Besides, I think it's just the town I'm in. Here there are a lot of teeny boppers and the intelligent people book it the first chance they get.

Granted.... A giant heart lands on me, killing me instantly.

How could I resist?

I wish a good day at work to MedicGirl, for being a sweetheart.

MedicGirl · 12-11-2005, 12:30 AM

GRANTED! No one wrecks...no heart attacks...no children playing in the cabinets under the sink! We all get to kick back and take long naps in our recliners in the lounge!

EMS = Earn Money Sleeping!

I wish cigarettes didn't make stuff stink! LOL

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-11-2005, 12:34 AM

LOL!! That's a hilarious anachronism. When I worked at UPS (which was physically hard as s***) we often referred to ourselves as Under-Paid Slaves.

Granted, they now have anti-odor stuff in them, which ironically makes them kill you faster, now.

I wish that people could actually drive.

lizzy · 12-11-2005, 09:17 AM

Granted. People actually start driving now. Because they can drive better, there are more cars on the road causing the final depletion of the ozone layer, bringing death to us all. (damn, i don't even have my license yet!)
(my friend) Wishes that she had the ability to alter reality.