the Corrupted Wishes game

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* Now everytime you alter reality you grow 10 years older in seconds and once you start altering it never stops.

I wish I could Cure the grossly sick people (can't help it)

[Grey Fox]

Granted* Now whenever you cure the grossly sick person, whatever is wrong with them tranfers to you, and you cant cure yourself.

I wish that my friend just dropped dead

[rubedo]

granted...but he drops from a 10 story building and kills you as well in the fall.


i wish my friends werent one minded idiots

[MedicGirl]

Granted. They're brainiacs now. Now you're the idiot in the group.

I wish people would stop doing stupid things to get attention.

[·Kaôh·]

Granted. Now everyone makes the same things that you do and that you don't want anyone else to do, making tv, radio and internet fill with all the things you like, so everyone else do them and people like them too, making you some kind of pop-prophet of the things you like.

I wish I could remove the stereotype of the "all South americans (specially colombians) have/belongto/do a drug cartel" people have

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted, stereotype replaced with another, worse stereotype. All south americans are belong to terrorist groups.

I wish there were a lot more businesses open 24 hours.

[Blushing Heliophobe]

Granted. You are so excited that you begin a non stop shop 'till you drop 24 hour shopping center spending spree, leaving you $150,000.00 in debt, and collapsed in exhaustion by the side of a road, where a homeless man uses your open mouth as a toilet.

I wish that there was an Arby's, Sonic, WaldenBooks, and WalMart in England.

[eightbuxz]

Originally Posted by MedicGirl

Granted. But since you skipped finals to be with your family you fail out of school. You live the rest of your life as a homeless person on the streets of NYC giving blow jobs for whiskey. All the time wondering how you got to New York in the first damn place.

Hey I'm from New York =( lol. Anyway granted but it always close...
I wish i can make a wish..

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted (blushing) But as soon as they open they go out of buisness because your the only one in England that feels that way

Granted (eight) You wished for a wish and now none of ur wishes come true cuz soon you get tired of all wishes coming true, so u wish them to stop and a wsh never comes true agian.

I wish one of my books finally got published

[Sanctus Dei]

Granted, and you become so famous that you forget where you came from and all those who stuck by you through the tough times. You have all the riches but you die alone and no one attends your funeral. After much discussion the authorities decide to sell your body parts to science, and without a memorial to mark your passing the interest in your work fades leaving the entire library of your work collecting dust in the 75% off bin at Barnes and Noble.

(too harsh? I hope so...)

I wish I had more ambition.

[Dark_love_2008]

Granted* Your ambition grows to amazing new hights. But before you get a chance to explore it you forget to look both ways when crossing the street and get hit by a bus

(By the way, very nice)

I wish I had my dream car

[edible_eye]

granted. then you wake up.



i wish my fingers had special powers - a different one for each.

[Blushing Heliophobe]

Granted. But then every job you apply for turns you down because you're 'over-qualified'...

I wish that I didn't have to participate in happy-food-sharing-holiday time at work.

[Wise Child]

Granted. They do away with it, and replace it with no holiday time. Ever.

I wish that my flatmates would stop subjecting me to Britney Spears at all hours of the day and night. Seriously, it's not funny anymore.

[Blushing Heliophobe]

Granted. All your mates move out, and in a desperate attempt to make up the rest of your rent, you have to live with Paris Hilton (she lost all her inheritance and moved to Britian).

I wish pregnant women could drink whiskey, smoke cigarettes, and get into fights with no adverse health affects to the child.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted. Then the drunk driving deaths number skyrockets.... And it's all pregnant women. *shock*

I wish for breakfast, dammit.

[Wise Child]

Granted. A breakfast appears in front of you, spiked with an infernal enchanted drug that turns you into a townie, complete with burberry baseball cap and Reebok Classics.

I wish for a cigarette that tastes like a regualr one, but is good for your skin, good for your lungs, and generally full of smoky goodness. Either that, or I wish I could quit without morphing into the bitch queen of hell.

[lizzy]

Granted. You prove to not be a bitch when you stop smoking, instead you become a preppy goody-good chick who doesn't beleive in smoking or drinking.
I wish that invader zim was back on the air, with new episodes!

[xXambivalenceXx]

Wish granted, but the new episodes are all-around shit, with no new clever ideas or originality... Like the Simpsons!

I wish I was turning 17 this year, instead of 16.

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

Granted, you turn 17 instead of 16, but by doing so, you have completely corrupted the system of time and the whole universe implodes.

I wish I had several extra facial piercings.

[xXambivalenceXx]

Wish granted, but you walk by a huge magnet after getting the piercings, and they are ALL ripped out... Painfully... And slowly... *nod* And... your eyes pop out for no apparent reason. Because you're hardcore like that.

I wish I was hardcore like Demonista.

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

Granted, you're hardcore like me....And eventually, you become even more hardcore than me so I get jealous and slit your throat.

I wish 20 year old guys didn't hit on me...gross.

[Sanctus Dei]

Granted. They play Christina Aguilera instead.

I wish I could predict the furture.

[xXambivalenceXx]

Granted, but you die because the aliens don't want you interfering with what lies ahead.

I wish I could pierce my tongue.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Granted, here's an icepick. Go have some fun.

I wish I could afford the tattoo I want to get.