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07-20-2010, 03:38 PM
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#101
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Georgia
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
Tam. I think punching a bull in the dick would make me win. Did you ever get hit in the dick? when i was 12 i was playing soccar ...
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Was that yesterday?
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07-20-2010, 03:40 PM
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#102
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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She only got interested in that after the sex change operation. We've been trying to get her into therapy for a while with no luck.
Good job making fun of her condition.
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07-20-2010, 04:00 PM
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#103
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Originally Posted by Razeal18
Was that yesterday?
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I think it said it was 14.
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07-20-2010, 06:34 PM
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#104
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Alan, as I said, one needn't subscribe to the notion of a 'dominant' species, but if you do, you must concede that human beings are that species. By what criteria would we not be? Any intelligence sufficient to assess dominance surely wouldn't discount our mastery of fire, our development of medicine, our ability to thrive in any ecosystem, our complete lack of natural competitors, and our fucking immense civilization because there's a lot of bacteria and they killed a bunch of humans one time.
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07-20-2010, 06:52 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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The bacteria example is to show something we just can't kill but they can. So survival and resilience can't be factors in how we're a dominant species.
The rest just goes back to circular reasoning, and you're right because you're saying IF we were to subscribe to such a notion, but do you think she's gonna understand it like that?
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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07-20-2010, 07:00 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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The fact is that no matter what we are still animals, Even if we develop immense intelligence, we will forever be permanently stuck in the natural world as much as mold is....For some reason we think that our languages and intellect are what separates us from animals, But that just shows that we have forgotten that we developed these capabilities through evolution. They were nothing but tools to survive on during brutal times. The tools progressed to us creating the illusions of our free will and superiority and the delusion, that we have the ability to be greater and apart from creatures that we consider to be lower than us. This place wasn't made for us...and it never will be. We are nothing important.
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07-20-2010, 07:01 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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By the way, I saw your post, xjin.
You did well in erasing it.
EDIT: Ugh, nevermind, you put it back on.
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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07-20-2010, 07:02 PM
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#108
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Originally Posted by Alan
By the way, I saw your post, xjin.
You did well in erasing it.
EDIT: Ugh, nevermind, you put it back on.
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Ppshh... lol
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07-20-2010, 09:09 PM
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#109
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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I'm so Goth Dracula is entranced by hypnotic gaze.
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07-21-2010, 02:10 AM
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#110
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 142
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
Your MOMS a bull penis chaser noob!
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oh jeez, I am LOVING the direction this thread is going...
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07-21-2010, 06:53 AM
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#111
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
whao...you'd use your dead mother to win an argument? That's messed up. My grandma died last summer and I'd never say anything like that.
Anyway, I wouldn't finght all of the bull at once. I figure I'd have it chase me around a tree and then I'd hit it in the dick from behind. If I fight just one part of it at a time I could win.
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Sure is. There must be something wrong with me.
I'm all for testing that theory. Let's throw you in during the next Running of the Bulls.
BTW, to answer an earlier question, no I have never been hit in that body part. I'm a girl, you see..
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07-21-2010, 09:28 AM
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#112
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 348
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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua
Sure is. There must be something wrong with me.
I'm all for testing that theory. Let's throw you in during the next Running of the Bulls.
BTW, to answer an earlier question, no I have never been hit in that body part. I'm a girl, you see..
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You're a girl? I guess that makes since. Why are you talking about fighting if you're a girl anyway?
Thnx for telling me about the bull running tho...Looks cool but I was onnly talking about fighting ONE bull and only if I really HAVE TO (and only ONE PART at a time). I'm not going to try to fight a bunch of bulls at once, I'm not stupid.
So i guess you were talking about stuff that has nothing to do with me and so You've been powned!
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07-21-2010, 09:56 AM
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#113
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
Tam ... Oh and I totaly gorged your mom last night noob.
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
whao...you'd use your dead mother to win an argument? That's messed up. My grandma died last summer and I'd never say anything like that.
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
Your MOMS a bull penis chaser noob!
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No, you wouldn't use your own dead mother or grandmother to win an argument. You think that's messed up. But there's nothing wrong with slinging insults at other people's dead moms, is there.
Fucking hypocrite! Shut your inane mouth before you say something so stupidly ludicrous that we have to stake you through the heart to save humanity.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-21-2010, 10:33 AM
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#114
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Ben: Spot on.
ssj: *sense*, *pwned*.
The joke is that 'p' looks something like an 'o', you see..
Internet Slang Dictionary.
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07-21-2010, 10:42 AM
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#115
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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actually, the joke is that the "p" key is next to the "o" key on the keyboard.
As in, you were typing really fast and accidentally hit the "p".
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07-21-2010, 10:57 AM
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#116
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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^ Ahh, that makes more sense.
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07-21-2010, 12:01 PM
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#117
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Hahahahaha, Tam got PWNED XD
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07-21-2010, 12:05 PM
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#118
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
The fact is that no matter what we are still animals, Even if we develop immense intelligence, we will forever be permanently stuck in the natural world as much as mold is....For some reason we think that our languages and intellect are what separates us from animals, But that just shows that we have forgotten that we developed these capabilities through evolution. They were nothing but tools to survive on during brutal times. The tools progressed to us creating the illusions of our free will and superiority and the delusion, that we have the ability to be greater and apart from creatures that we consider to be lower than us. This place wasn't made for us...and it never will be. We are nothing important.
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<3 That was beautiful, nearly poetry. I take back all the mean things I said about you.
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07-21-2010, 12:12 PM
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#119
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
Anyway, I wouldn't finght all of the bull at once. I figure I'd have it chase me around a tree and then I'd hit it in the dick from behind. If I fight just one part of it at a time I could win.
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Life isn't a turn based RPG.
This comment alone leads me to believe you've never seen a cow, let alone an intact bull, in real life.
Even dairy cows are HUGE, and, they can be pretty mean. Luckily cows are conditioned from a very young age to fear humans, otherwise milk and beef would be far more expensive.
I think that if you kicked a grown bull in the dick, it wold probably be the last thing you ever did in your short life, little guy.
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07-21-2010, 12:13 PM
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#120
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
This place wasn't made for us...and it never will be. We are nothing important.
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Sing a cheery ditty with me now!
*Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind.*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-21-2010, 12:17 PM
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#121
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
<3 That was beautiful, nearly poetry. I take back all the mean things I said about you. 
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You're kidding, right?
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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07-21-2010, 12:48 PM
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#122
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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[quote=Ben Lahnger;627954]No, you wouldn't use your own dead mother or grandmother to win an argument. You think that's messed up. But there's nothing wrong with slinging insults at other people's dead moms, is there.
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Who's mom is dead? is your mom dead? You said she had a sex-change operation (Which is TOTALLY GROSS btw)
Ape decent -
I wouldn't just run up and fight a bull's dick. I'd make it charge me first and run around a tree (or maybe get it into a fence) and THEN hit it's dick REALLY HARD.
Like this one time, when I was twelve and this mean dog came after me (I think it was a Pitt BULL) and I jumped sideways and kicked it in the nuts. It ran away, so I figure since a BUll is just really big I'd have to be really fast and hit it really hard.
I don't WANT to. I HAVE TO fight this bull.
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07-21-2010, 01:41 PM
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#123
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 142
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::applaud:: someone kick SSJ Goku again! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
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07-21-2010, 01:56 PM
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#124
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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^ I'm on the edge of putting him on ignore, actually; this kind of thing gets old rather quickly.
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07-21-2010, 07:39 PM
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#125
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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i bet your mom is old like some old lether shoe.
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