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08-09-2010, 07:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Originally Posted by JCC.
I will jerk off on my shoe and kick you in the cunt until you are pregnent.
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*blush*
That's such a traditional way of getting pregnant - JCC - you old romantic you.
Do I get to watch? I promise to bring my frying pan. *squeals - What a party we will have**
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08-09-2010, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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I think I love you. How much do you weigh?
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08-09-2010, 08:09 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC.
I think I love you. How much do you weigh?
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How much do you want me to weigh? With or without a frying pan?
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08-09-2010, 08:14 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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Naked.................
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08-09-2010, 08:15 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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So, I just decided that post made no sense. Minus frying pan.
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08-09-2010, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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I have no idea. Everyone tells me I'm all muscle and no fat, but I don't believe them. I think it's because I eat a lot of fruit and exercise daily.
My GF weighs 2lb but she's a bit on he overweight side. No matter what outfit I wear, my butt always looks big. My wings are my best feature, although the boy bats torment me something chronic.
Seriously though - You know Anna Paquin? Yeah I look nothing like her.
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08-09-2010, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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Pics, please.
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08-09-2010, 08:37 PM
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#33
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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Wait, your girl weighs two fucking lbs? How fucking old is she? Is she even born yet?
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08-09-2010, 08:38 PM
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#34
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC.
Pics, please.
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JCC - I said I look nothing like Anna Paquin. Anyway I'll get trolled off for posting pictures here of me in all my fruitbat glory.
I'll post a picture of me, if you post a picture of you first!
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08-09-2010, 08:41 PM
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#35
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
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NO! Are you mad, woman?!?! You've doomed us all!
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08-09-2010, 08:43 PM
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#36
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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I only trade my Godly physique for titties. Something a little extra'll get you boner.
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08-09-2010, 08:47 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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HP - he won't put up a photo. Anyway I always carry a frying pan.
JCC - photos please. Let us judge your Godly physique.
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08-09-2010, 08:51 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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Look and you'll find one.
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08-09-2010, 08:58 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC.
Look and you'll find one.
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You've been around here, under so many different usernames JCC.. I wouldn't know where to start
**blushes**
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08-09-2010, 09:01 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan
I like how you're technically correct, but the comment was still entirely useless were it not that you're trying to downplay the social ill that is homophobia.
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I like how, by posting in a hostile manner, we have completely driven her from the thread.
She's like a fainting goat, jump out of the bushes and run at her with an umbrella and Tam goes belly-up.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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08-09-2010, 09:01 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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The search function would be a start.
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08-09-2010, 09:17 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC.
The search function would be a start.
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I tried. But you have been here under too many different names... A hint?
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08-09-2010, 09:20 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 208
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"Duckman"?
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08-09-2010, 11:51 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
Posts: 2,594
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Found a video maybe? Posted my picture.
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08-10-2010, 07:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Razeal18
LOL Its not a crime to agree with you Ben and also not mentioning you in any part of it. many apologies
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No, I liked your post. No apologies necessary.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fruitbat
I have no idea. Everyone tells me I'm all muscle and no fat, but I don't believe them. I think it's because I eat a lot of fruit and exercise daily.
My GF weighs 2lb but she's a bit on he overweight side. No matter what outfit I wear, my butt always looks big. My wings are my best feature, although the boy bats torment me something chronic.
Seriously though - You know Anna Paquin? Yeah I look nothing like her.
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All of this was LULZ! Ha ha ha!
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death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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08-11-2010, 06:15 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Tragic. Another defenseless child is murdered.
20 years is too good for the bastard.
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