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08-14-2010, 07:24 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
What makes you think I don't know what it means, to me at least. It certainly has special meaning to me right along with "I'd give my right eye...".
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Yeah... "I'd give my right eye" has a special, personal meaning to me as well.
It means I'd like to travel to the nearest discotecha and buy a white russian from a man in a pinstripe suit.
The special, personal meaning I have for "see the Buddha, Kill the Buddha" is: "It's time to feed a gorilla."
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08-14-2010, 09:29 AM
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#277
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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I think the best tongue in cheek backlash of The Great Buddha came from Anger Management:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtLO3Yibqbc
How can a man over 600 pounds teach anybody about self-discipline?
At least there it was funny.
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08-14-2010, 09:33 AM
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#278
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Inaccurate because the fat buddha, Hotei, is rarely actually revered outside of China. Shakyamuni Buddha (the original) was a very skinny dude.
I love ruining jokes.
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08-14-2010, 09:48 AM
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#279
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 348
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My pastor said that budahists have been proven wrong because there religon violates the law on non-contradiction.
only Christians are right because Jesus is the most logical religion/
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08-14-2010, 10:16 AM
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#280
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
Posts: 416
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Originally Posted by Saya
Inaccurate because the fat buddha, Hotei, is rarely actually revered outside of China. Shakyamuni Buddha (the original) was a very skinny dude.
I love ruining jokes.
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I know that, but I still like the fat buddha jokes.
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08-14-2010, 11:07 AM
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#281
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Originally Posted by ssj_goku
My pastor said that budahists have been proven wrong because there religon violates the law on non-contradiction.
only Christians are right because Jesus is the most logical religion/
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You're too stupid for me to even bother pointing out how retarded your arguments are. The one thing I will stress here is the fact that the phrase "logical religion" is a complete oxymoron.
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I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
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08-14-2010, 11:14 AM
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#282
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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Originally Posted by Saya
Inaccurate because the fat buddha, Hotei, is rarely actually revered outside of China. Shakyamuni Buddha (the original) was a very skinny dude.
I love ruining jokes.
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For some reason I thought Buddha was skinny in youth but fat overtime as a result of settling into the knowledge and ability to appreciate his surroundings in a state of full Nirvana where he could devoid physical desires and...be fat. As well as spread his word to his followers.
I love expanding points.
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08-14-2010, 11:17 AM
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#283
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Nah, he ate only a piece of fruit while he lived with hermits, although he could have put on the pounds later in life, Buddha statues show him as tall and skinny:
Also girly.
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08-14-2010, 11:26 AM
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#284
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Fiddler's Green
Posts: 1,406
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Nice gauges.
\m/
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08-14-2010, 11:33 AM
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#285
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
Posts: 416
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
Nah, he ate only a piece of fruit while he lived with hermits, although he could have put on the pounds later in life, Buddha statues show him as tall and skinny:
Also girly.
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Buddha's more girly than me.
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08-14-2010, 08:33 PM
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#286
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC Fo' shizzle mah nizzle
Posts: 1,026
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Originally Posted by Saya
Nah, he ate only a piece of fruit while he lived with hermits, although he could have put on the pounds later in life, Buddha statues show him as tall and skinny:
Also girly.
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That looks extremely similar to the Buddha Statue I have in my house.
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08-15-2010, 03:31 AM
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#287
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ssj_goku
My pastor said that budahists have been proven wrong because there religon violates the law on non-contradiction.
only Christians are right because Jesus is the most logical religion/
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08-15-2010, 03:32 AM
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#288
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ssj_goku
My pastor said that budahists have been proven wrong because there religon violates the law on non-contradiction.
only Christians are right because Jesus is the most logical religion/
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08-15-2010, 09:01 AM
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#289
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hidden behind merciful shadows...
Posts: 416
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^Epic! I need the Jesus facepalm.
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01-16-2012, 02:05 PM
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#290
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 28
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I am only going to weigh in as a matter of opinion and Not trying to argue with anyone, but I do believe in Santa Claus, I do believe I have met him at least twice.
I know that may sound Crazy, but it is True.
Once was at a Mall in Tucson, AZ.
We went to the local Mall to say hi to Santa and turns out, he knew more about us than we did of ourselves.
When we went to call him from the Number he gave us, it came back wrong number, no one by the same name at that Number.
Later that same year, we were at some Seminar or another and we believe that Santa saved our bacon.
Same one showed up, advised us Not to do business with that presenter.
Turns out he was right on the money.
They were arrested the next day for Fraud.
I do have many more stories as this from many years gone by and continue to have many such encounters with the Man in the Red Suit.
I don't mean Actors either.
Also, I am a By Blood and Birthright Genetics, Psychic Medium of Shamanic Lineage.
According to Story from my Ancestors' People, People like me are considered Witches.
Yes, I have a long way to go to learn about this subject, but learn it I will.
There are many Books on this.
Yes, I do believe in Spirits, the Paranormal, the Afterlife.
I have had some 33 years' experience, since my earliest Encounter with a Spirit Being, at age 3.
It tried to go after my then Infant Sister.
I told it to leave and Never return.
It didn't ever return.
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