the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 25

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-05-2005, 06:46 PM

Granted. They now come in solid form, about the size of a softball.

Like having a baby every month, I could see women getting a lot crabbier.

I wish that bastard hadn't backed into my truck.

12-05-2005, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

Granted. They now come in solid form, about the size of a softball.

Like having a baby every month, I could see women getting a lot crabbier.

I wish that bastard hadn't backed into my truck.

I laughed till my stomach hurt.

Granted. He now slammed into it head first.

I wish my arm would stop hurting.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-05-2005, 07:26 PM

I KNEW you were gonna say that. *sob*

Granted, your arm doesn't hurt, now your genitals hurt from this newly conceived period women have.

I wish for POWER.....

I'll let you all have fun with that one.

TwistedKitsune · 12-05-2005, 11:47 PM

Granted...you have POWER...but then it goes out

lol...that was horrible...I know

I wish my english final was not an in class research paper for which you had to submit a page of notes and let the professor come up with your prompt based off of said notes...

rockandrose · 12-06-2005, 12:22 AM

Granted, with success!

I wish I was at the Motley Crue Concert right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edible_eye · 12-06-2005, 06:47 AM

granted.

except there are wax dummies on stage and the music is piped in from an ipod.

i wish i had more food.

ShadowWolph · 12-06-2005, 06:55 AM

You have food, but it all tastes terrible. (probably MRE's)
I wish I had wings. (big black ones)

Shadowed Aegis · 12-06-2005, 06:56 AM

*mumbles at missing the post by 1 minute*

Granted. You have black wings, but are soon set up by angry mobs of villagers with pitch forks and flaming torches as they view you as some demon/devil/monster.

I wish the sun would stop shining so bright.

ShadowWolph · 12-06-2005, 07:00 AM

Its stops shining completley and you freeze to death.
I still wish I had wings

gothictuesday · 12-06-2005, 11:13 AM

You wake up one morning and feel a strange, unbalanced weight on your back, which, upon further inspection turns out to be wings (big black ones). However, the joyous exclamation dies upon your lips and turns to a horrible scream as you realize that you have no arms.

* * *

I wish I were freakishly tall and no hair grew on my head.

anti · 12-06-2005, 11:46 AM

Granted. You're freakishly tall and there's not a hair in sight on your head. One day, whilst taking a walk in the park, you're attacked by girl scouts; mistaken for an ogre. Hordes and hordes of them visiously attack you from out of nowhere, not resting untill you're dead.

I wish I was happy.

lizzy · 12-06-2005, 04:21 PM

Granted. You have money, but the amount you have is so small, you cannot afford a place to live.
(don't worry, you can always stay at my place, ^.^)
I wish i aced my exams today...

anti · 12-07-2005, 07:09 AM

Granted. You sell your boobs for alot of money.

I wish I was creative.

Shadowed Aegis · 12-07-2005, 07:15 AM

Granted, you are creative...at making scores and scores of new Pokemon. You become so creative at this that you become famous and get trampled when crossing the street one day by a pack of crazed 8 year olds.

I wish they'd finish building the damn house next door.

rockandrose · 12-07-2005, 07:17 AM

Anti, you're gorgeous!

Granted, you become heavily obsessed with applying your various artwork through tattooing onto your skin.

I wish I could fly.

Shadowed Aegis · 12-07-2005, 07:21 AM

Granted. You turn into a fly and now can fly all you want.

Same wish.

gothictuesday · 12-07-2005, 09:20 AM

An old lady in your neighborhood teaches you how to fly, and you soar above the clouds. It's only as you're coming down and the earth seems to be hurtling closer and closer that you realize she forgot she teach you how to brake.

I wish I were a world famous boxer.

TwistedKitsune · 12-07-2005, 11:55 PM

Granted, you are a world famous boxer, and you get all the wonderful eventual brain damage that comes with the career instantaneously *poof* byebye brain

I wish I had a bag raspberry buttercremes from Sees *drool*

MedicGirl · 12-08-2005, 12:23 AM

Granted. But by the time the delivery guy gets it to you it's rotted and full of maggots...which you don't notice until after you've puked it up. Now you have a 10 inch tapeworm from some unknown country living in your digestive tract.

I wish I could learn from the paramedic textbook by osmosis.

TwistedKitsune · 12-08-2005, 12:38 AM

Granted, you can, but it also means you absorb every other thing you touch too and you soon clutter your brain with so much useless information that you don't remember what you wanted to learn to begin with!

I wish Wil didn't live Holland, because it's too far away

MedicGirl · 12-09-2005, 10:57 AM

Granted. Wil doesn't live in Holland. He lives next door. But the day this happens you get a letter saying you're drafted by the military. You're sent through strenuous training for a long 3 months...and just when you think it's almost over they send you to some base in Antarctica where there's absolutely no way to communicate with you're homeland. Wil forgets about you and marries the owner of the eMachines Corp.

I wish it would not snow on the roads, just on the grass.

devereaux · 12-09-2005, 11:21 AM

If the snow were to be constrained as much, the accumulation of snow would take considerably longer to melt, and would overwhelm the drainage systems across the country leading to flooded roads and at least ankle high standing water in many areas (and ask anyone from New Orleans how that works for them).

I wish I didnt fall on the ice walking into work today...

katsumy · 12-09-2005, 03:07 PM

Wish Granted....you See This Beautifull Girl Walking By... You Slip... But Do Not Fall then She Looks At You And Says -crip-

I Wish To Have Kids!.... - I Can't-

anti · 12-09-2005, 05:05 PM

Granted. JP is "here". He kills you.

I wish I could punch people in the face over the internet.

devereaux · 12-09-2005, 05:19 PM

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*disclaimer* not responsible for product abuse such as criminals using my device to rob you at gunpoint while you sit at your computer

...I wish I had a cup of coffee