.: Randomness :. - Page 33

SuicideJade · 04-29-2004, 11:37 PM

super cunt.. sounds like a lesbian super hero..
but i'm sure you're not a cunt...
pray tell why do you say you are, if i may be so erm... curious as to ask...

ohthefuckwell · 04-29-2004, 11:49 PM

lmao@lesbian superhero

oh....and i didn't say it....

someone else did.

that's usually what i'm called when i catch someone in a lie.

SuicideJade · 04-30-2004, 12:18 AM

shame shame.. they shouldn't lie then...
so put on your cape Super Cunt and rid the world of liars! :lol:

ohthefuckwell · 04-30-2004, 08:18 PM

ya know....

sometimes when it seems good....it's really not as good as you pretend it is.

and sometimes when it's bad.....

it's really not as bad as you thought it was.

:cry:

comatoast · 04-30-2004, 08:28 PM

Why is it that,when you get the rare chance to take an afternoon nap, every telemarketer, long lost friend and would be schmuck decides to ring your friggin phone off the hook?

Daz · 04-30-2004, 09:08 PM

because they know coma... they all know and they are all working against you
:twisted: :twisted:

comatoast · 04-30-2004, 09:21 PM

I'm not paranoid!!!!! Everyone's just out to get me..EVEN THE CANADIANS KNOW THAT NOW!!!!!

Danit ,Daz...and I thought I had gotten all of the cameras out of my house.....my gonna have to wear my tin-foil hat again..so they can't read my mind :shock:

Daz · 04-30-2004, 09:52 PM

didnt they tell you... the tin foil doesnt work anymore... they are using special rays to get through it
you might want to invest in some of that liquid armor your "brilliant" millitary has come up with though... just a thought :twisted:

oh ya, you forgot the camera in the tomato in your crisper

comatoast · 04-30-2004, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Daz

didnt they tell you... the tin foil doesnt work anymore... they are using special rays to get through it
you might want to invest in some of that liquid armor your "brilliant" millitary has come up with though... just a thought :twisted:

oh ya, you forgot the camera in the tomato in your crisper

Damnitdamnitdamnit..I knew I forgot something.!!!!!!

Nah..the liquid armor just reminds me of the story about the king and his new clothes.

Interesting topic(and random..hence...) Leviticus lines out the rules for owning slaves(for all the bible thumpers her on gothic :wink

It states that it is ok to own a slave as long as it is from a neighboring country. I live in Texas so no hispanics...but a bunch of us were thinking about driving to Canada and taking some of you folks ..after all..it's not like you'd put up much of a fight. I mean, you are just canadians:wink:

Daz · 04-30-2004, 10:31 PM

ya it's fun to let you think that... :twisted:
there'd better be a whole lot of ya cuz we aint heading to texas without a fight... then again i suppose it would depend on what kind of slavery it would be :roll:

comatoast · 04-30-2004, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Daz

ya it's fun to let you think that... :twisted:
there'd better be a whole lot of ya cuz we aint heading to texas without a fight... then again i suppose it would depend on what kind of slavery it would be :roll:

I have this fear that I'm going to go to sleep in Texas and wake up in Canadian occupied Texas(sneaky friggin Canadians)

As far as the slavery goes.... :twisted: .....well....we'll leave it with me saying....happiness in slavery :wink:

Daz · 04-30-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by comatoast

I have this fear that I'm going to go to sleep in Texas and wake up in Canadian occupied Texas(sneaky friggin Canadians)

they didn't tell you... damn it i hate lazy people
we'll have to get back to that one at a later date

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Originally Posted by comatoast

As far as the slavery goes.... :twisted: .....well....we'll leave it with me saying....happiness in slavery :wink:

:twisted:

comatoast · 04-30-2004, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Daz

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Originally Posted by comatoast

I have this fear that I'm going to go to sleep in Texas and wake up in Canadian occupied Texas(sneaky friggin Canadians)

they didn't tell you... damn it i hate lazy people
we'll have to get back to that one at a later date

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Originally Posted by comatoast

As far as the slavery goes.... :twisted: .....well....we'll leave it with me saying....happiness in slavery :wink:

:twisted:

JUST DON'T MAKE ME SPEAK FRENCH!!!!! Please..for the love of all that's...well..not french

Daz · 04-30-2004, 11:14 PM

speak french??
good gawd no even im not that mean... italian maybe but most likely mandarin or japanese :twisted:
though that would be damn funny to listen to with a texas accent lol
come on you'd like living under canadian rule
we have way more fun :wink:

comatoast · 04-30-2004, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Daz

speak french??
good gawd no even im not that mean... italian maybe but most likely mandarin or japanese :twisted:
though that would be damn funny to listen to with a texas accent lol
come on you'd like living under canadian rule
we have way more fun :wink:

Anything has got to be better than what we may endup with in November(or now)...a fascist or a communist..hmmm

I can handle the Italian. Mandarin or Japanese? You might just have to put me to death.

As far as accents go. I don't have one..so ..nyah :wink:

Daz · 04-30-2004, 11:36 PM

how can you not have an accent?? you live in texas.. i thought a drawl came standard

comatoast · 04-30-2004, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Daz

how can you not have an accent?? you live in texas.. i thought a drawl came standard

Nope..that is reserved for the natives that have never lived out of state. I am no native of Texas and I have lived out of the south.

I surprise lots of people when they talk to me. They expect a southern accent and are taken aback when I don't have one.

I can pull one out of my arse at times, though.

ice · 04-30-2004, 11:55 PM

Oog. Had a pissy day.
Am paranoid.
I feel as if I'm making the ones dearest to me hurt.
Gawd.
Damn.
I, I feel...

Comfortably Numb

black_and_blue · 05-01-2004, 06:29 AM

i want a pot of pansies... they're so pretty and small and i could just grow them on my desk!

I'm out to buy me some velvet curtains to keep out the cold. Maybe i could buy some pansies too...

*i hear giggling.. WHO'S GIGGLING!?!?! am not a pansy :cry: *

black_fairy · 05-01-2004, 07:24 AM

I'm a little bored....... Did you notice it? :P

Asurai · 05-02-2004, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

That picture looks strangely familiar......off someone's signature on another website. Ah, well.

Well, I'm back though not like anyone misses me. (Shameless whine)
I'm working hella hours and currently trying to find a place of my own to stay other that with the boyfriend. Don' t get me wrong it's nice and all but I would like my own room. Anyhow, Asurai it's your turn, post!

Yes, yes, welcome back, Eyesofatragedy. You've been missed, at least by me (and your admirers from picture post, of whom I'm one) if by no-one else.

Oh, and by the way: pleeeeease...?

Asurai · 05-02-2004, 06:37 PM

No, yes, maybe?

Maybe, no, yes?

Yay. Let's go with the final answer in alphabetical order.

Asurai · 05-02-2004, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Touche. But DEFINATELY corny. :lol:

Of course; what else would you expect from me?

"Touche." Does that mean that I win?

comatoast · 05-02-2004, 07:10 PM

Call me buzzkill....

I was just reading and article about a 1 1/2 year old that just washed up after being washed out of his mothers car during the heavy rains in the Dallas area ,recently. They found his 3 year old brother and his mother but he had been missing for a few days. His body washed up on a tree with some trash...WITH TRASH! Just like the homeless people when they die. Just like all of us. We die,even if it's around friends, in our own shit and piss. One final injustice of life: Hey...lets have the body expel all waste at the time of death...thanx a lot powers that be.

It doesn't matter,though. Nothing really does. We are like cosmic dust in relation to everything else. The planet is so , infinitely, small in regards to the rest of the universe that it doesn't matter.
After the last human dies and the last breath of life leaves the sun, the universe will continue about it's merry way. Stars, planets and solars systems will be born and die. Other races with evolve and fade away and noone will even know we existed.
Nothing really matters. None if the political rallies or wars or conflicts. None of the breakthroughs in science or math or the arts. None of it. None of the scholars and great minds will mean anything to an emerging civilization. Nothing will matter.
In the grand scheme of things we are nothing more than ticks bleeding the world dry until someone or something squishes us..and , at this rate, that'll be soon.
We are as the smallest , most insignificant speck of cosmic dust kicked around and ignored. In a million years nothing will be left of us . What does any of it matter?
Make the best fo the time you have. Why? BLAH! We all end up dead in our own shit.

Have a nice night

Gypsy2222 · 05-02-2004, 07:38 PM

My... how.... uplifting CT.... lol... On a slightly more positive note we could matterand make a difference in the grand scheme of things if we could get our collective excrement together... and our butts in gear... However, we wont... so enjoy it while it lasts...

In case anyone was wondering the reason one defecates and urinates all over ones self upon death is that all of your muscles totally relax when you die... to include your bowels... The moral of the story?... Relax too much and your in deep shit!... he he he....

Another message brought to you by "Post Cards for the Politically Insane Inc.".....

Ever,
~The Gypsy~