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11-23-2010, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: California
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Why does Heineken taste rediculously bad?
Being one of the most mass produced and drunk brews, I'd expect it not to taste like cardboard.
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11-23-2010, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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I actually love Heineken, i prefer Mickey's, still, a Heineken will make my day. But my freinds all drink Budweiser and Coors, they too hate Heineken. While i am quite the opposite. So i believe it is taste preference.
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11-23-2010, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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I actually like heineken as well... although I'm a die hard dos XX fan.
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11-24-2010, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: colorado USA
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I like Hiney as well.
Maybe you just need to stick with darker brews, DDX?
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11-24-2010, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: California
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Haha, maybe. Probably because that's what I started out with.
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11-24-2010, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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I prefer micro-brews.
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11-24-2010, 07:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 38
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I've never had it. I imagine like bad milk, urine, tea, and coke?
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11-27-2010, 12:34 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I prefer micro-brews.
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As do I, but I seldom have the good fortune of having a bottle opener small enough.
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12-07-2010, 08:47 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DorianAronnax
As do I, but I seldom have the good fortune of having a bottle opener small enough.
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That is why God invented the lighter, phone book, table edges, the wedding ring and other assorted items. No such thing as something being small enough, where there is a will there is a way.
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12-08-2010, 08:17 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Heineken is disgusting, I agree completely.
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12-08-2010, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cannibalnuns
That is why God invented the lighter, phone book, table edges, the wedding ring and other assorted items. No such thing as something being small enough, where there is a will there is a way.
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True dat. I once took a chunk out aof a friend's desk with a bottle cap - it's every man for himself when there's no opener.
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12-08-2010, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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It's like everything that is mass produced. Once accountants get hold of products then they usually end up becoming a marketing concept with very little of the original idea behind it.
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12-08-2010, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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Heineken is shit and I've never met anyone that was even semi-serious about their alcohol that likes it.
Maybe people just love the little red star. It reminds them of Fidel and Chavez and all the other really supercool dictators that are like totally not dictators.
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12-08-2010, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cannibalnuns
That is why God invented the lighter, phone book, table edges, the wedding ring and other assorted items. No such thing as something being small enough, where there is a will there is a way.
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I believe you missed the joke.
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12-11-2010, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Houston, Texas
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I personally prefer a Sam Adams to Heineken.
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12-11-2010, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Sam Adams tastes like soapy bathwater to me. But I did like Heineken and Dos Equis when I drank, but as an "everyday" beer. When I was serious about beer I preferred Pilsner Urquell or a nice Doppelbock.
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