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01-26-2011, 08:13 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
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Gnet in the badly dubed 70s era Swedish porno
Ha! Made you look, didn't I?
Shame on you. You saw this thread and actually rushed right to it, didn't you? I bet you already had your Kleenex conveniently resting beside your mouse. You'll go blind doing that. I'm not going to contribute to your titillation like that. You'll just have to look elsewhere, or wait until a less scrupulous writer fills in this thread for you. (And you know someone will.) I just had to throw it out there because the thread title was too good to pass over.
Besides, you didn't really want to see any Gnet females dressed in corduroy jumpers, big plastic jewelry and flashing unshaved armpits like some Scandinavian peasant girl did you?
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01-26-2011, 08:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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I was just wondering what "dubed" was.
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01-27-2011, 06:20 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Poor Canvas Corpsey, he's gonna weep when he opens this and sees the contents.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-27-2011, 07:21 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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I saw it hours ago and I'm STILL grieving. Hold me Apathy? :'(
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01-27-2011, 07:22 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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*shakes head*
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Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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01-27-2011, 08:07 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
I saw it hours ago and I'm STILL grieving. Hold me Apathy? :'(
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APATHY TAKES SCC IN HIS ARMS AND RUBS HIS BACK. 70S PORN MUSIC OF THE "BOWM-CHIKKA-WOW" VARIETY STRIKES UP.
Suck it, MIR5.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-27-2011, 08:12 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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GJORDE nĺgon uppmaning till rörmontör?
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01-27-2011, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Crap, my secret's out. I told them kindly to dub it in swahili, but they sadly refused. I could only stand corrected to their wishes.
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
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01-27-2011, 01:02 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
APATHY TAKES SCC IN HIS ARMS AND RUBS HIS BACK. 70S PORN MUSIC OF THE "BOWM-CHIKKA-WOW" VARIETY STRIKES UP.
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THE MUSIC INTENSIFIES AS APATHY'S HAND MOVES LOWER. CAMERA PULLS BACK TO SHOW APATHY REACHING DOWN TOWARDS SCC'S CROTCH.
'Ah shit dude, our belts are caught together, lemme just fix that'
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01-27-2011, 02:17 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
THE MUSIC INTENSIFIES AS APATHY'S HAND MOVES LOWER. CAMERA PULLS BACK TO SHOW APATHY REACHING DOWN TOWARDS SCC'S CROTCH.
'Ah shit dude, our belts are caught together, lemme just fix that'
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http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...er/datawin.jpg
This is precisely what should be happening in the Supernatural thread.
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01-27-2011, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Fuck. I hate seeing something and thinking "That is totally within my means to do/make! I wish I could have done/made that!"
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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01-27-2011, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Man, the last few days I've been getting great ideas for parodies but no imagination to flesh them out. The Lord Of The Gnet. Blueblood would clearly be Mount Doom
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01-27-2011, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
Man, the last few days I've been getting great ideas for parodies but no imagination to flesh them out. The Lord Of The Gnet. Blueblood would clearly be Mount Doom
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"These are the voyages of the starship G.net."
You know you want to.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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01-27-2011, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I wrote like two pages worth of Star Trek parody but then scrapped it.
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01-27-2011, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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How come? Lost your mojo?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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01-27-2011, 04:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I think I tried to put in too much at once XD and went back and forth about whether Mir should be Q or the Borg.
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01-27-2011, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Most certainly Q.
The Borg would be the silly kids that look like the Crow.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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01-28-2011, 01:16 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Maybe we could run this one as a combined effort? I don't think I could write a full porn parody by myself :-P
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01-28-2011, 01:21 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
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I've been wanting to ask someone this for a while, but no one I know will own up to it. What exactly do straight women get out of slash fanfic??
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
THE MUSIC INTENSIFIES AS APATHY'S HAND MOVES LOWER. CAMERA PULLS BACK TO SHOW APATHY REACHING DOWN TOWARDS SCC'S CROTCH.
'Ah shit dude, our belts are caught together, lemme just fix that'
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DOOR CRASHES OPEN AND MISSCHEYENNE STANDS SILHOUETTED IN THE DOORWAY, WEARING A BIKER HELMET, A MINIDRESS AND HEAVY BOOTS, AND CLUTCHING A LARGE SQUARE BOX.
"Hay guise did someone order a pizza?...."
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-28-2011, 01:28 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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APATHY JUMPS BACK STARING WIDE EYED AT MISSCHEYENNE. SCC'S FLY IS OPEN REVEALING A TRIANGLE OF VIVID YELLOW Y-FRONTS. BEADS OF SWEAT ROLL FROM HIS BROW AS HE TURNS TOWARDS THE DOOR.
''Pizza? Fuck yeah, I ordered pizza. It's got plenty of MEAT right?' he drawls, winking suggestively.
Apathy groans,'' Man, is EVERYTHING about sex to you?''
MISSCHEYENNE HEADS FURTHER INTO THE ROOM, HER HEAVY BOOTS SINKING INTO THE SWEET ASS SHAG PILE ON THE FLOOR. SHE PLACES THE PIZZA ON THE NEARBY TABLE AND TURNS TO FACE THE TWO MEN BEFORE HER............
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01-28-2011, 01:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Yo, MissCheyenne. We rule at collab. High motherfuckin' FIVE.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-28-2011, 01:49 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Fuck yeah! This is turning into a beautiful thing.
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01-28-2011, 04:42 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I've been wanting to ask someone this for a while, but no one I know will own up to it. What exactly do straight women get out of slash fanfic??
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http://bitchmagazine.org/article/fan-tastic-voyage
That, and it can get pretty damn hot.
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01-28-2011, 06:26 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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I'm frightened by where this collaboration is heading...
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01-28-2011, 06:31 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
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Rawrrrrrrr
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