Things you WANT in a guy or girl - Page 3

Mr.Doobie · 02-25-2011, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Saya

Or my twelve inch dick. Whichever.

I think I'll take the twelve inch dick.

Nightwalker39 · 02-25-2011, 08:33 AM

A girl thats sweet to me. Someone who will be there for me when i need them. A girl thats almost as dark as i am and into kinky sex. Don't care about the body, just the personality. And thats real.

JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 08:50 AM

There Is a Lot I Would Want In A Guy, Not Really High Expectations But Then Again That Depends On If The Guy Is For Me Or Not. If The Dude Isn't Sweet And Romantic...Then For Sure It Won't Work Out. Either Way, It's Better I Write A Blog About It Rather Than Post. Sounds Crazy, But At My Age I Already Know What I Want.

Murder.Of.Crows · 02-26-2011, 08:54 AM

Why bother writing a blog, nobody can stand your fucking piece of shit style of writing for a post, let alone a blog. God, the more you exist the angrier i get. I'm trying to keep my calm demeanor, but fuck, are you stupid.

JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows

Why bother writing a blog, nobody can stand your fucking piece of shit style of writing for a post, let alone a blog. God, the more you exist the angrier i get. I'm trying to keep my calm demeanor, but fuck, are you stupid.

You're Just A Mouth Full Of Fake Aren't You? Funny How You Failed To Mention That The Day You Started Shit...But, Birds Of A Feather Flock Together Right? Lol!

02-26-2011, 09:24 AM

What little of that post made sense structurally takes place in a quote box.

JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by namkcud

What little of that post made sense structurally takes place in a quote box.

Riddle Me This 'Namkcud' Who Is It That I'm Here To Please?

02-26-2011, 09:46 AM

Well, it sure as shit ain't us, because after repeated requests to write properly, you still refuse. Those requests turned to flaming, so it isn't you. Using deductive reasoning, it leaves only your ISP.

02-26-2011, 09:47 AM

Unless, of course, you mean in a philosophical sense, "Why are we here?" style, which means the answer is, of course, God.

MissCheyenne · 02-26-2011, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ_Spade

There Is a Lot I Would Want In A Guy, Not Really High Expectations But Then Again That Depends On If The Guy Is For Me Or Not. If The Dude Isn't Sweet And Romantic...Then For Sure It Won't Work Out. Either Way, It's Better I Write A Blog About It Rather Than Post. Sounds Crazy, But At My Age I Already Know What I Want.

How old are you exactly? You come across as an arrogant, know it all teenager. Start typing properly or go away. Either would be fine.

02-26-2011, 10:09 AM

Does that get filed under "Request" or "Flame"? You say please, but call her arrogant. Do I have to make a new fucking pile?

JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

How old are you exactly? You come across as an arrogant, know it all teenager. Start typing properly or go away. Either would be fine.

Ha! Maybe I'm A Know It All Because I'm Not A Teenager. And If You Don't Like Me Block Me. And Yea, I Believe I Seen You On Dgn Too, Haven't Been On There Much, But You Seem Like A Loser With No Life Behind A Computer. Ignore What I Do On Here Or Block Me...Either Way Is Fine. And If That Really Is You On Dgn, You Don't Belong On There Because You Don't Live In Michigan. And If That Isn't You Then Someone Copped Your Screen Name, Or Vise Versa.

02-26-2011, 11:34 AM

How old are you?

JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by namkcud

How old are you?

Shouldn't It Say Somewhere On Here? I Did Put In My Info When I Registered And Clicked Show.

02-26-2011, 11:47 AM

It probably does, but I'm wicked lazy.

JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by namkcud

It probably does, but I'm wicked lazy.

Join The Club.

Murder.Of.Crows · 02-26-2011, 11:56 AM

If i had to guess, which i will now do for the convenience of duckman.
Physical appearance: Mid thirties-forties (lol decided to be a dick)
Mentality: 12
Probable age: 19-20
So added up and the appropriate mathyness makes her 23. (I decided to be less of an asshole and went somewhere realistic with this last bit...)

02-26-2011, 12:02 PM

You're a funny person. At any rate, the attitude stinks regardless of age. Fruitbat put it hysterically in the photo thread, being the sarcastic Aussie she is. I give it four days to a week before poking her with a stick gets old or she fucks off.

JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows

If i had to guess, which i will now do for the convenience of duckman.
Physical appearance: Mid thirties-forties (lol decided to be a dick)
Mentality: 12
Probable age: 19-20
So added up and the appropriate mathyness makes her 23. (I decided to be less of an asshole and went somewhere realistic with this last bit...)

Well Your Mathyness Sucks Completely...Wrong About Every Assumption. Lol Keep Guessing, Don't Worry Little One...It's My Turn To Assume Now...

Maturity: More Like A Follower...Around 15, (Decided To Be A Bitch Lol)

Appearance: Hiding, Don't See A Pic So I'd Say 17

Retardedness: I Always Give A 1 Up For People Who Try To Be A Smart Ass Even If They Fail...But Just Because I Think Smartassness Rules.

Probable Age: 21...Just Old Enough To Drink....Right?

Murder.Of.Crows · 02-26-2011, 12:21 PM

Shouldn't It Say Somewhere On Here? I Did Put In My Info When I Registered And Clicked Show.

02-26-2011, 12:23 PM

Technically, they ARE assumptions, and so can not be wrong. If he'd have said they were facts, he could have been wrong, apart from the "Mentality" which is pretty spot on, I think, but I don't know kids these days.

Also, he's not "Hiding" by not having an image. He chose not to use an optional feature.

02-26-2011, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows

Shouldn't It Say Somewhere On Here? I Did Put In My Info When I Registered And Clicked Show.

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JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows

Shouldn't It Say Somewhere On Here? I Did Put In My Info When I Registered And Clicked Show.

1 Up Again For Smartassness, How Ever The Guessing Game Is Over...I Win

Let Me Put That In NERDY Terms..."Spade Wins...Flawless Victory."

And I Guess Not Seeing As How You Couldn't Figure Out My Age.

JJ_Spade · 02-26-2011, 12:31 PM

Your Absolutely Correct Namkcud...However, He Made An Ass Of Himself For Doing So By "Thinking He Is Being A Dick" When I Really Don't Give A Shit Lol, And For Not Even Coming Close. Basically, He Didn't Even Try So It Was A Waste. I Mean, If I Really Truly Bothered Him He Would Have Blocked Me From The Beginning. So Still It Makes Him An Ass.

Murder.Of.Crows · 02-26-2011, 12:36 PM

...Flawless? Your nothing but flaws. Victory? What have you won, this isn't some game you can play! These are peoples lives were talking about. You sick degenerate excuse for a human being.

Anyways, yes appearance is probably 16 or 17. It's cuz of the sweet man soaps i use, keeps my skin healthy.

Not really a follower, I don't think i fave any insinuation of that. Just shared opinion, tis all.

"Retardedness: I Always Give A 1 Up For People Who Try To Be A Smart Ass Even If They Fail...But Just Because I Think Smartassness Rules." This makes no fucking sense, what so ever. I'm retarded because you admire my slight ability to be a smartass? I didn't asked you to admire me, your not my type anyways.