More Realistic Than Despanan - Page 4

Mr.Doobie · 03-02-2011, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Alan

You feel the need to stand up for an idiot with a messiah complex that feels we're too unworthy to tell us his oh-so-magic secret?

Wait, I got it! In the music thread, he admitted he's an Insane Clown Posse fan! I know what his oh-so-special secret is guys!

Nightwalker, we don't need to know your secret. I think we all know how fucking magnets work.

JJ_Spade · 03-02-2011, 11:56 AM

I Didn't Know That About Him...But That's Not The Secret.

Magnets? Yea, I Know How They Work...Seems Like You People Just Stick Together Huh? Every Tread I Go On...You Are All...There. Don't Resist...It's Obvious That You All Are Attracted To My Posts As Well. Lol!

Murder.Of.Crows · 03-02-2011, 11:59 AM

It's this magical thing called "new posts" in the top bar, you press it and it shows threads active at the moment. No one is following you around.

JJ_Spade · 03-02-2011, 12:01 PM

Yea, Like On My Own Thread "New Here"....

Murder.Of.Crows · 03-02-2011, 12:11 PM

Yay, you got the idea of how it works. Good for you. Here take that cyanide cookie you gave me two days ago and cram it down your idiot hole. I don't care which hole you choose, they all seem to be spewing shit profusely.

JJ_Spade · 03-02-2011, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows

Yay, you got the idea of how it works. Good for you. Here take that cyanide cookie you gave me two days ago and cram it down your idiot hole. I don't care which hole you choose, they all seem to be spewing shit profusely.

Uh No I Didn't Mean It That Way...My Fault For Not EXPLAINING. My "New Here" Thread Says I Made The Thread...Other Threads Say Who Was The Last To Post...So When You See My Name *Gasp* You Go In It. And I Didn't Give You A Cyanide Cookie. The Only Moment I Mentioned The Word Cookie Was An Opium Cookie. That Was For People In General NOT Posted For Just You, You And Only You. Go Back In The "When Ever I See Them" Thread From More Info. But I Will Hand You The Double Shot Of Cyanide I Offered You.

Murder.Of.Crows · 03-02-2011, 11:03 PM

"And I Didn't Give You A Cyanide Cookie. The Only Moment I Mentioned The Word Cookie Was An Opium Cookie. That Was For People In General NOT Posted For Just You, You And Only You. Go Back In The "When Ever I See Them" Thread From More Info."

It was in "Goths and God", or some shit like that. I was only joking, not being serious, bantering. No, your not important enough to follow around.

"Uh No I Didn't Mean It That Way...My Fault For Not EXPLAINING. My "New Here" Thread Says I Made The Thread...Other Threads Say Who Was The Last To Post...So When You See My Name *Gasp* You Go In It."

No one cares about you. Your are comparatively dog shit that someone steps on and feels bad for ruining their new shoes. Yet, it is entertaining enough to light dog shit on fire for a joke, so you serve that purpose and only that.

Nightwalker39 · 03-03-2011, 07:56 AM

You young ones have no obligation to say such things to such a nice person. Say what you want about me, I really don't care. But she has done nothing wrong. She does not deserve your hate. She is one of the sweetest people i have ever met in my years of living. And you have absolutly no right to disrespect her like this.

Solumina · 03-03-2011, 10:12 AM

JJ isn't totally blameless here, this would have died down quickly if she didn't sling mud right back.

Nightwalker39 · 03-03-2011, 10:50 AM

And how did she do that?

Mr.Doobie · 03-03-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Nightwalker39

You young ones have no obligation to say such things to such a nice person. Say what you want about me, I really don't care. But she has done nothing wrong. She does not deserve your hate. She is one of the sweetest people i have ever met in my years of living. And you have absolutly no right to disrespect her like this.

What the fuck are you talking about? Young ones? Dude. Aren't you in fucking high school?

Saya · 03-03-2011, 11:19 AM

I think he's either Despanan or Kontan.

Brava.

ape descendant · 03-03-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Doobie

You're a dumbass. I knew you were a dumbass the moment you came waltzing in here declaring yourself an anarchist in love with his high school girlfriend 4EVUH and spouting some hippy-dippy nonsense about how you cheat on your girlfriend because you're a Sagittarius and it's in your stars. Or some shit.

Despite your massive asshattery, I want you to stay, because I have a feeling that you're a massive lolcow, and the milk that shall spew forth from your engorged teat will be sweet indeed.

Also, JJ, you know white knighting is just going to make you even more annoying, right?

"The engorged teat of the lolcow" The pictures these words have conjured have opened a whole new world of lulz for me.... my love and gratitude shall be eternal.

Despanan · 03-03-2011, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Saya

I think he's either Despanan or Kontan.

Brava.

That would certainly fit my M.O.

Btw: nothing new on the "secret" front. I was hoping I'd have some clues for you guys this week, but things are moving slowly.

So I suppose, the update I have is that I have a secret.

JJ_Spade · 03-03-2011, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightwalker39

And how did she do that?

Basically What She's Saying Is...That If They Say Something To Offend Me Then I Shouldn't Have Said Anything Offensive Back. I Admit It I Did...Only To Defend Myself. However, I'm Not One To Allow People To Treat Me The Way That I Have Been. So Therefore I Felt I Had Every Right To. I'm Also Not One To Sit In A Corner And Cry About It. If I Would Have Been Treated Fairly, They Would Have Seen The Side Of Me That You And Six Have Seen.

03-03-2011, 10:31 PM

I'm gonna knock you out. Duckman said knock you out.

JJ_Spade · 03-03-2011, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by namkcud

I'm gonna knock you out. Duckman said knock you out.

Knock Who Out?

CuckooTuli · 03-03-2011, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by namkcud

I'm gonna knock you out. Duckman said knock you out.

"Can you smell it? Can you? That fresh air.... Nice, in't it? Can you taste it?... In your moooooouf?"

Nightwalker39 · 03-04-2011, 10:36 AM

You people know nothing of this world that you claim to live in. You say you know your town like the back of your hand, you street? I could show you so many new things that would blow your mind. So many things that you would never believe unless you have seen. But, alas, your minds are too narrow and closed, your hearts too hardened, your lives perfectly adjusted to the plain, safe life in your own little bubble. Have fun living your dull, boring, pathetic lives.

Alan · 03-04-2011, 11:02 AM

I live in a city where the average death rate is 30 per day. Shut the fuck up, you middle class twat.

Nightwalker39 · 03-04-2011, 11:07 AM

Thirty per day? Congradulations. Would you like a medal? Please....I know for sure that i have seen more death and more bloodshed than you will ever see. I can guarantee you of that.

Alan · 03-04-2011, 11:10 AM

You live in Kentucky, and aren't you 17? Shut the fuck up.

Mr.Doobie · 03-04-2011, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Alan

You live in Kentucky, and aren't you 17? Shut the fuck up.

No dood. He's a thirty bajillion year old vampire. He's been many famous warlords throughout history, including, but not limited to, Atilla the Hun, Vlad the Impaler, and Stonewall Jackson. He's a military genius and knows over 300 ways to kill a man using only his thumbs. He's only taking the form of a 17 year old boy because he wants to start anew, live a life without bloodshed, and fulfill his thirty zillion year lifetime dream of settling down and starting his own boy band. They call themselves Orange Cream, and they're hoping to become the next big thing with their boyish good looks, slick dance moves, and wholesome, bubblegum lyrics.

But, regardless, he is an entity much more ancient than you, Alan. Don't get into it with him. He may live in a tiny little town out in the middle of bumfuck Kentucky now, but he's seen sights of violence that would make you claw your eyes out in madness. His wisdom is such that mere mortals cannot comprehend it.

He's so wise that when he discusses anything with anyone, he doesn't even need to give a straight answer. All he must do is ramble about vague "edgy" and "intellectual" shit, because he knows that his true answer will only confuse your poor, mortal brain.

That's why his poetry appears so horrible and shitty to us. It's actually the most amazing poetry ever put on page in human history. The problem is, it's too amazing for human brains to comprehend. Thus, it it only looks like generic, angsty, overwrought twaddle. Because we're simply not wise enough to understand.

Don't diss him, bro, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

Sinjob · 03-04-2011, 08:07 PM

Oh my God.

This shit is priceless. Please, NIGHT STALKER, inform us of the knowledge our puny minds can hardly fathom.

Mr.Doobie · 03-04-2011, 08:16 PM

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I could show you so many new things that would blow your mind.

He's seen shit that'll shock ya eyelids.

This shit'll blow your mothafuckin' mind.