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03-05-2011, 08:55 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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A call to arms!
See what happens when Kontan leaves? One less man to ruthlessly insult newcomers with room temperature IQ's until they stop coming here. But shall I despair! NAY! Nay, I shall carry the torch in his honor and step up my game! The introduction forum shall become a pit soaked in the blood of half-wits with ducky sitting in the corner knawing on an intestine! NO MERCY!
JOIN ME BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-05-2011, 09:15 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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The question is, where do we start? The boards have become......infected lately and I don't know if the virus that is currently running wild can be contained.
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03-05-2011, 09:30 AM
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I am going to get AIDS just so I can hunt down the stupid new people and give it to them. Also, I am fucking SICK of that retarded questionnaire, and want to make a new one with questions that aren't dumb. Like, do you scrumple or fold your toilet paper? Are you obsessed with faggoty bullshit that you believe makes you look totally cool, like that "Wicca" shit? Do you have a catchphrase? If so, fucking cut it out. AIDS and ****, funny / not funny? Did you do WTC? Which would you prefer to poke with your genitalia:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZIvr01STwn...0/IMG_2280.JPG
http://s2.postimage.org/7l6e4vd0r/mitch.jpg
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03-05-2011, 09:37 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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I suggest posing the question 'are you delusional and believe you are a vampire or other supernatural creature?' I for one would welcome this knowledge, so I know who to laugh at first.
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03-05-2011, 09:43 AM
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Yeah, that sort of shit. Asking someone what sort of coffin they want to be buried in or what the fuck ever because that is just SOOOOOOOOOOOO GAWWWWWWFFFF is fuckin' pathetic. Dyin' isn't cool. Dyin' is for losers and sissies.
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03-05-2011, 09:44 AM
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Also "Are you an anarchist?"
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03-05-2011, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Quote:
Originally Posted by namkcud
losers and sissies.
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True statement.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-05-2011, 09:49 AM
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A question for the guys:
How big is your penis?
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03-05-2011, 09:50 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Bra size for the ladies among us. Everyone needs to know what kind of titties we're dealing with.
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03-05-2011, 09:50 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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My chick sometimes comes as soon as it's in.
Or do you need measurements?
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-05-2011, 09:56 AM
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Measurements. Make it fucking clear that you measure from the top, with the end of the measuring device RESTING above yr peenor, not jammed the fuck into your gut in the hope to gain an extra half inch. Anything over 5.5 to 6 inches requires proof. If no proof is given, you know what that means.
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03-05-2011, 10:10 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Hmmm. We need a female judge then. I'm over 6 long, and about 2 wide.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-05-2011, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Unless you're interested in cock pictures
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-05-2011, 10:21 AM
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Why wouldn't I be? I'm an equal opportunities kinda guy.
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03-05-2011, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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You should totally make that thread. There aren't any mods around to sticky it but we can just bump the fuck out of it.
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
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03-05-2011, 11:34 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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*applies a pondering face and strokes chin* This idea, I demand it be realised! *thump* 
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03-05-2011, 11:52 AM
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OK, so current list of questions:
Do you scrumple or fold your toilet paper?
Are you obsessed with faggoty bullshit that you believe makes you look totally cool, like that "Wicca" shit?
Do you have a catchphrase? If so, fucking cut it out.
AIDS and r .ape, funny / not funny?
Did you do WTC?
Which would you prefer to poke with your genitalia:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZIvr01STwn...0/IMG_2280.JPG
http://s2.postimage.org/7l6e4vd0r/mitch.jpg
Are you delusional and believe you are a vampire or other supernatural creature?
Are you an anarchist?
Question for men: How big is your penis? (Proof may be needed)
Question for women: How big are your breasts? (Proof always needed)
If you are posting using any text settings other than default, stop.
Tell us a joke.
Repeat these words out loud ten times, in this order:
Ink
Iced
Any more?
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03-05-2011, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Folding your toilet paper is for the weak of mind.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-05-2011, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Redheads, hot or not? I need to know I'm not the only lover of the ginge.
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03-05-2011, 01:20 PM
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If the chick is hot I'd bang a redhead. Hair colour doesn't matter so long as they're hot.
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03-05-2011, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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Wow, tis a fucking mutiny and I am game. Let's do this.
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03-05-2011, 05:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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I don't see the point in picking on newcomers, cause that's racist!
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I Like Cheese!
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03-05-2011, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Catch
I don't see the point in picking on newcomers, cause that's racist!
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You make videos with your fat ass playing the flute and dancing. Your argument is invalid.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-05-2011, 07:21 PM
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Catch is Andy Kaufman.
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03-06-2011, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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SOUPAHMAN approves of this thread. Let's pimpslap dem bitches back into dey mommas womb. Then abort them with a hoover. 
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