Nightwalker39

Also, I am in possession of ringlets, which makes me Tha Sex.

Or the stand in for Shirley Temple, I dunno.

[Solumina]

Damn it I was being all serious and shit but now I just really want to boink your curls.

[Versus]

I hated it when random people (like at the grocery store, for example) would do that to me.

[Fruitbat]

Originally Posted by KontanKarite

I never fucking loved you. Go fucking stick your head in the oven.

MANY of you I like. MANY of you are absolutely repellent and I find your ideas and your worldview dangerous, stupid, and damn near deadly.

So about half of you can eat a god damned dick. The rest of you can at least get an olive branch bro pound because you're friends with insufferable douche nozzles.

#RAGEQUITTING

It is so much fun sitting back and watching you make a bunch of stupid assumptions about me! Seriously, it's been the best free entertainment I've had in a long time.

I tried sticking my head in the oven, and found it was pretty clean despite cooking several roast dinners in it... but I guess that's what happens when you put a tray under your roasts.