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03-20-2011, 09:15 AM
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I'm settling this atheism-theism circle jerk once & for all.
I just went to the refrigerator, looking for - no, jonesing for the remains of yesterday's pineapple. It was gone. My girlfriend must've taken it to work with her.
There is no God. We drift alone through a chaotic and indifferent universe, then we die and our bodies fall apart until they're goo. That is all.
Far as I'm concerned, the matter is now closed.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-20-2011, 09:45 AM
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Why do good people suffer? I too lost a deliciously ripe, and wholesome, nurturing fruit as you did once; I became cynical, indifferent to theism, holding a grudge against the heavens, life was unfair!
Then over time I learned that fruit can grow again. Yes: life sucks, and there is evil in the world, but the renewal of life, that fruit can one day be tasted with as much sweetness as ever, to satisfy our hunger and fill us with contentment, this we must not forget!
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03-20-2011, 09:54 AM
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... Goddamn it, Humane. Now Desp and K are gonna come in and start bitching that people who don't like pineapple aren't adequately represented in this thread, and that the belief that it is divine ambrosia is flawed to begin with. I'm fragile right now. I don't know if I could bear that.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-20-2011, 10:29 AM
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What the hell? LMAO!
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03-20-2011, 02:05 PM
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Yo, AC
Pineapples suck.
Get an orange.
Loser.
*Flicks on sunglasses*
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03-20-2011, 03:46 PM
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HP: Fuck your fruit, there's still no God, and you're going to expode into maggots. The residual alcohol that seeped into your skin will cause whole generations of worms to get crunked, and then use their slavish belief in a magical martyred dying-and-coming-back Beardworm to shake their addiction to your pickled liver. Then they will use their recovery to assert the veracity of Beardworm's existence and relevance on the intertunnels.
Then some really smart and highly attractive TrollWorms will repeatedly flame the Beardworm's followers until one ragequits and then some Assholeworm worm digs a tunnel about how he's settling everything ONCE and for all, and the Beardworm's fans will make some heavy-handed metaphor about dirt that doesn't actually mean anything when you think about it, and the whole bloody cycle will repeat untill it rain's and they all drown/are stepped on by fourth-graders on their way back from school.
ITT: This thread is like the Desp signal. What do you want Apathy?
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03-20-2011, 03:57 PM
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Hasn't it been like two months since they fought about this?
You're not settling anything; you revived it, and in a very stupid manner.
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real classy
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03-20-2011, 03:59 PM
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Kontan and I straight SCHOOLED Saya and SCC in the rant thread on this topic a few days ago.
In other news, I watched Jesus Christ Superstar last night. It friggin' ROCKS.
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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03-20-2011, 10:16 PM
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Now let's please avoid the ad homicide attacks and keep this in the context of the OP's intent: from the Book of Tropics, 2nd Banana:
Day-oh.
Day-ay-ay-oh.
Daylight come
and me
wanna go home.
From this we know (and please remember this is philosophy, NOT literal!) that all fruit must leave some day; it is not in the nature of fruit, be it pineapple or strawberry, or any other living thing to remain forever. Although Des says it somewhat caustically he is right: the maggots do come, and so if the precious citrus is not devoured we might as well accept it as a way to enjoy our daily diet, as others enjoy theirs.
May we all be blessed with fruit, no matter our geographical location and upbringing. I mean this sincerely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhG__...eature=related
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03-21-2011, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Despanan
Fuck you fruitbat, there's still no God, and you're going to expode into maggots. The residual alcohol that seeped into your skin will cause whole generations of worms to get crunked, and then use their slavish belief in a magical martyred dying-and-coming-back Beardworm to shake their addiction to your pickled liver. Then they will use their recovery to assert the veracity of Beardworm's existence and relevance on the intertunnels.
Then some really smart and highly attractive TrollWorms will repeatedly flame the Beardworm's followers until one ragequits and then some Assholeworm worm digs a tunnel about how he's settling everything ONCE and for all, and the Beardworm's fans will make some heavy-handed metaphor about dirt that doesn't actually mean anything when you think about it, and the whole bloody cycle will repeat untill it rain's and they all drown/are stepped on by fourth-graders on their way back from school.
ITT: This thread is like the Desp signal. What do you want Apathy?
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I fixed your post for you Desp!
You little smoothie, you!
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03-21-2011, 10:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HumanePain
Now let's please avoid the ad homicide attacks and keep this in the context of the OP's intent: from the Book of Tropics, 2nd Banana:
Day-oh.
Day-ay-ay-oh.
Daylight come
and me
wanna go home.
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Nothin' homacidal about saying a person's gonna die. I'm certainly not going to have a hand in it (unless I drive your bloodpressure up by virtue of my SHEER AWESOME).
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From this we know (and please remember this is philosophy, NOT literal!) that all fruit must leave some day; it is not in the nature of fruit, be it pineapple or strawberry, or any other living thing to remain forever. Although Des says it somewhat caustically he is right: the maggots do come, and so if the precious citrus is not devoured we might as well accept it as a way to enjoy our daily diet, as others enjoy theirs.
May we all be blessed with fruit, no matter our geographical location and upbringing. I mean this sincerely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhG__...eature=related
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Heavy handed Lion King metaphores /= Philosophy, though I will admit this turtling up and covering yourself with a shell of incoherence strategy that you and Fruitbat like to employ is an interesting defensive measure. You're like a squid, but instead of ink you blast word-vomit.
Touche.
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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03-21-2011, 02:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan
You're like a squid, but instead of ink you blast word-vomit.
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But that is the essence of parody, to partially digest and return back to society the fruit thrown at us on life's tragic stage. Except the tomatoes. I keep those for my ammo.
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03-21-2011, 03:39 PM
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Oh, was the discussion a circle jerk all along? Circle jerking does not lead to procreation, and thus evolution stagnates, which put the really religious bunch in a very happy state of complete wrongness (Sadly, the universe doesn't seem to mind this so they live on, even if they shouldn't. Theoretically speaking, that is.) which grants them the right to say "We won!".
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03-21-2011, 03:57 PM
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I decided a long time ago, as a rational person, that I couldn't see any real reason to believe in circle jerks.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2011, 04:57 PM
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Your belief that pineapple is anything but disgusting makes you a smaller person.
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03-21-2011, 05:23 PM
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But I like pinapple, she's so adorable.
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03-21-2011, 05:31 PM
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Oh, not our PJ! I hear she's absolutely delicious.
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03-21-2011, 06:53 PM
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Yeah, Circle Jerk!
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03-22-2011, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Alan
Hasn't it been like two months since they fought about this?
You're not settling anything; you revived it, and in a very stupid manner.
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Ahh, Jilly... why must we do this to each other? Give in to these feelings between us. Just... give in. One day i will have you, even if it must be burglary - and if you keep flirting in this provocative manner, I'll refuse to believe it so even as you squeal like a pig.
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ITT: This thread is like the Desp signal. What do you want Apathy?
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I want... your Jew gold.
That, or for you to hold Jilly down for me. Either one's good.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-22-2011, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I want... your Jew gold.
That, or for you to hold Jilly down for me. Either one's good.
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Atheists don't carry Jew gold...so unless I've previously stolen it from Gothicus, you won't have much luck with that.
Making Jillian squeal on the other hand? Yeah. THAT is a possibility.
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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03-22-2011, 09:46 AM
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That image might just have to go in the zombapocalyopse when I get back to it.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-23-2011, 07:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan
Atheists don't carry Jew gold...so unless I've previously stolen it from Gothicus, you won't have much luck with that.
Making Jillian squeal on the other hand? Yeah. THAT is a possibility.
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We all know you keep it around your neck under your shirt....
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03-23-2011, 01:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I just went to the refrigerator, looking for - no, jonesing for the remains of yesterday's pineapple. It was gone. My girlfriend must've taken it to work with her.
There is no God. We drift alone through a chaotic and indifferent universe, then we die and our bodies fall apart until they're goo. That is all.
Far as I'm concerned, the matter is now closed.
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Dud ethere is SO a GOD>
I've felt the spirit and so has evaryone else in my church.
Jesus loves u.
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03-23-2011, 03:40 PM
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I"m offended by 80% of this thread.
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03-23-2011, 04:09 PM
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me too. u guys shuldn't be maeking fun of God. He is REAL and if u don't believe in him the DEVIL WINS.
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