People of G.net that you're pretty sure you could take in a fight

03-31-2011, 08:49 PM

I think I could take Duckman.

I also think I could take on about 70% of this forum one on one.

Once we start getting into Versus range, that might be interesting. He seems pretty wirey and fast. I bet his punches sting like a bitch. But I could probably wrestle him into submission.

Despanan · 03-31-2011, 08:59 PM

I could probably kick Despanan's ass.

Murder.Of.Crows · 03-31-2011, 09:00 PM

I'll give you a go, but you'd probably get me with the wrestling. I'll just be sure to knock you out while were on our feet.

SSJ would be fun to bend him around and shove his head up his own ass. Might need to break a few vital bones though.

03-31-2011, 09:04 PM

MoC. How big a boy are ya?

Murder.Of.Crows · 03-31-2011, 09:09 PM

About 180, 5 '10. Knows basic Ninjitsu. Military police training. what do you have?

03-31-2011, 09:11 PM

175. 6' 0. Military police training and years of Tae Kwon Do and Jui Jitsu. Plus, I find it fucking hilarious when it becomes a dull pain.

Murder.Of.Crows · 03-31-2011, 09:16 PM

Hmm. seems you have an edge. Consider me challenged.

You were an MP/MA as well? That's pretty fucking cool.

03-31-2011, 09:17 PM

No, not really. I fucking hated it. Italy was nice though. And yes, I was a Master-At-Arms.

Murder.Of.Crows · 03-31-2011, 09:21 PM

It's not too bad. One thing I do find irritating is that we are Navy and because we're MA's we go with Marines standards. I fucking hate high and tights.

03-31-2011, 09:24 PM

Jesus.... That shit pissed me off so much.

My chief at the time tried to make me get a high and tight after my hair was clearly within regulations. He wouldn't let me go on liberty until I basically made my hair like that. So I took 0 guard clippers and went skin bald.

Ben Lahnger · 03-31-2011, 09:32 PM

I'm pretty sure I could wrestle my avatar into submission.

Catch · 03-31-2011, 09:50 PM

I might be able to take Vinj and $hade....

ape descendant · 03-31-2011, 10:03 PM

I could take on Fruitbat, but only if she was tied up really tight and I had a studded leather paddle...

Alan · 03-31-2011, 10:48 PM

I fight dirty.

ape descendant · 03-31-2011, 10:59 PM

I bet that's not all you do dirty.

Apathy's_Child · 03-31-2011, 11:59 PM

If we're just talking bareknuckle brawling, I'm pretty sure I could take anyone who isn't built like a tank. Which is pretty much all your weak asses.

Ben Lahnger · 04-01-2011, 12:03 AM

This thread needs to be moved to a bar, where real-life and alcohol would insure that most of the braggarts in this thread got their just comeuppance.

Apathy's_Child · 04-01-2011, 01:43 AM

Yeah, internet dick-waving TOTALLY warrants the unpleasant reality of meatspace violence.

Saya · 04-01-2011, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alan

I fight dirty.

Ditto. I'll go for a kick in the balls and then run.

MissCheyenne · 04-01-2011, 01:51 AM

I doubt I could take anyone in a fight. I'm really short and kinda heavy so I'm at a disadvantage. My only fighting skills are the dirty and mean ones I learned fighting with my five brothers and sisters..................

Apathy's_Child · 04-01-2011, 02:08 AM

In fairness, size IS a big factor much of the time unless someone's trained. That said though, dirty fighting can work pretty good. I've been made to yelp by a hundred-pound girl more than once.

EDIT: although play-fighting is obviously poles apart from real throwing down.

MissCheyenne · 04-01-2011, 02:15 AM

I almost wish I could say that the fights with my brothers and sisters were just play ones but I can't. Shit got real when we were fighting. Glorious knockouts (heads slammed into toilet bowls for example) and downright nasty tactics ( my sister had a fondness for weapons, she knocked the boy next doors teeth out with a cricket bat, my other sister would throw sand from the sand pit in your eyes and then pounce on you when you were blind) were all employed to ensure that there could only be one winner.

Apathy's_Child · 04-01-2011, 02:34 AM

Yeah, sib fights can be no-holds-barred. I have four brothers (three older), that shit could get pretty real. Broken furniture was common. The second oldest and I had a fight once that spilled into our mom's room and we wound up breaking her closet. She was pretty mad. We've pretty much grown out of it now we're a little older, but the third broke my youngest brother's wrist just a couple of years ago... although I don't usually condone violence, in fairness the little fucker'd try the patience of a saint.

Saya · 04-01-2011, 02:35 AM

This is why I'm nervous about moving in with my sister.

Apathy's_Child · 04-01-2011, 02:37 AM

You're adults now though, no?...

Nah, I guess most sibs are never more than a regressive tanty away from throwing down.