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04-01-2011, 02:40 AM
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I told the show host, he read this thread just now and his reply?
"They don't want to fight a drunk. You'd kill them."
Fuck yeah.
Seriously, though, since I stopped taking drugs I'm faster than I remember being before I started.
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04-01-2011, 02:42 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
You're adults now though, no?...
Nah, I guess most sibs are never more than a regressive tanty away from throwing down.
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We haven't fought physically in years, but she has a bit of an anger issue.
When we were in high school she was beating me up and I managed to claw her arm open pretty bad. I think thats the worst thing I ever done to someone, she was in pain for days afterwards...mostly because she was in lifeguard training and the pool water made it burn.
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04-01-2011, 02:48 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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You should make it a bonding ritual. The family that breaks all their shit beating on each other, stays together. Past injuries and grievances aside, I'm fucking tight with my brothers. Except the youngest, who still needs someone bigger than him to sucker-punch him then sit him down and explain to him how the world works. He's improving a little with age though. I like to put that down to years of beatings and choke holds administered by people who (sorta, mostly) want what's best for him.
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04-01-2011, 03:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Maybe I should set a ground rule that we settle our differences with Trivial Pursuit.
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04-01-2011, 03:44 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
I could take on Fruitbat, but only if she was tied up really tight and I had a studded leather paddle...  |
Oh baby! I'm sooooo there!
*disclaimer, fighting may or maynot be viewed as foreplay*
Just felt it was right to warn you AD, or anyone else stupid enough to take on me.
I do have a blackbelt - it goes very well with my boots.
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04-01-2011, 08:10 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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 Well, I'll make sure and take a shower before we get into the ring.
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04-01-2011, 08:12 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Is stilljack till around?
I bet I could take stilljack.
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04-01-2011, 11:19 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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I'm 185lb ( some of it is muscle, I'm not all flab !!! ) but have no training. I've got huge muscled legs though so I could probably deliver a painful shin kick ? I'd quite like to learn some sort of martial art, the classes are so expensive though 
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04-01-2011, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Uniontown, Kentucky
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I know i can take Murder of Crows, Alan, and ssj_goku. Thats for damn sure.
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04-01-2011, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
I'm 185lb ( some of it is muscle, I'm not all flab !!! ) but have no training. I've got huge muscled legs though so I could probably deliver a painful shin kick ? I'd quite like to learn some sort of martial art, the classes are so expensive though |
You and me Honeythorn, we'd make a great tag team. You go high ( or as high as you can anyway), I'll go low and we'll be unstoppable!
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04-01-2011, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Uniontown, Kentucky
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Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
You and me Honeythorn, we'd make a great tag team. You go high ( or as high as you can anyway), I'll go low and we'll be unstoppable!
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Sounds like an interesting combination.
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04-01-2011, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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Originally Posted by Nightwalker39
I know i can take Murder of Crows, Alan, and ssj_goku. Thats for damn sure.
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Really? Dude, I'd go van Helsing on your ass.
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04-01-2011, 11:50 AM
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Good luck with that one bud! Besides Helsing's a pussy!
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04-01-2011, 11:51 AM
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MoC, I'd fight you. In a baby pool filled with oil. I would have said filled with the blood of our combined enemies but I get faint at the sight of blood and no way would I give you a one up like that.
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04-01-2011, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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That's good, I think i'd feel sick fighting in blood. I already can imagine me trying to lean over at vomit, slipping and hitting my head on some hard surface. While you are dealing with trying not to faint, I would've already drowned in the blood.
The baby pool of oil is much better, there we could "wrestle" and not die.
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04-01-2011, 12:01 PM
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Yeah we could totally 'wrestle'. Don't get too disgusted if I look like a seal caught in an oil spill though, my weight is just extra cushion for the pushin' 
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04-01-2011, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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I way 8.5 stone, have done Taekwondo for 8 years ( red black belt ) and have recently taken up boxing. I reckon I could take most of yous
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04-01-2011, 12:09 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: under the kitchen sink
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I bet I could take any single one of you pussies. I'm not some Schwarzeneggerian He-Man, but I'm in good shape and I'm pretty mean when I have to be.
For the record, I also do not fight fair.
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04-01-2011, 12:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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somebody should rename this thread "Gnet pissing contest" or "Whose dick is bigger in the lands of Gnet"
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04-01-2011, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightwalker39
I know i can take Murder of Crows, Alan, and ssj_goku. Thats for damn sure.
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Aww, is someone dick waving his chode?
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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04-01-2011, 01:11 PM
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#46
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
I'm 185lb
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185 sexy, sexy pounds.
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04-01-2011, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: under the kitchen sink
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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
"Whose dick is bigger in the lands of Gnet"
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I'm pretty sure that I have the biggest dick in all of Gnet. Seriously.
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04-01-2011, 03:37 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
Well, I'll make sure and take a shower before we get into the ring. |
Can we jelly wrestle instead? Man that would be fun! I'll bring the custard and the spoons and we can eat our way out!
I know for sure that I could take Versus to a fight, and Ducky to a fight.
In fact, I could drive the bus carrying everyone to the fight.
I'll tend the wounds and pass around the alcohol and of course video the event so we can all be youtube superstars!
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04-01-2011, 05:24 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Can we jelly wrestle instead? Man that would be fun! I'll bring the custard and the spoons and we can eat our way out!
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No spoons.
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04-01-2011, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by DoubleK
I think I could take Duckman.
I also think I could take on about 70% of this forum one on one.
Once we start getting into Versus range, that might be interesting. He seems pretty wirey and fast. I bet his punches sting like a bitch. But I could probably wrestle him into submission.
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Friendly fights? I don't have a horrible ground game so I generally prefer something like that because I don't have a lot of reach. I have a lot of fun wrestling, but I do have trouble if I can't punch and kick. I've beaten people that weight over 130 lbs more then me, and I've lost to people that weight 20 lbs more then me. It really depends.
Serious fights? Stay away. I'm probably the only person here to have killed someone before.
Also, I'd love to see some of this stuff happen. XD
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