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04-09-2011, 05:51 AM
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For Ape Descendant's eyes only
Why are you so unobtainable? I've flirted with you, using my bat charm but you still are not falling into my web...
Oh hang on bats don't have webs - they have caves.....
Maybe the music of love will lure you into my dark warm cave....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE
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04-09-2011, 08:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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<3<3<3 Cradle me against your warm, furry bosom. *blush*
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04-09-2011, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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I should check back in the morning so I know it's not the booze that made me see this.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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04-10-2011, 06:33 AM
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I wanna join the web toooo!!!!! can I at least be the house kitten?
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" The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear"
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04-10-2011, 11:26 AM
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I'm cool with it if my dear batty is. 
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04-10-2011, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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I'm gonna be a postwhore and double post....but its for a good cause....
This one's for you, Batty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhon...eature=related
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04-10-2011, 03:02 PM
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The cave is a cross between Batman's and Iron man's basement. There are enough fast cars and technical gadgets for you both.
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Of course you can join Onyx. But there are rules:
1. You can drive any of the cars in the bat cave but you must fill the fuel tank when you return.
2. No boys allowed.
a) They will become too manly, dominating the conversations we have about cars - challenge us when we say "Oh that's a pretty blue car." by stating, "No that's a Bugatti Veyron, dumbass" - which is totally not cool and uncalled for.
b) When we get down to our smutty conversations they will get really prissy and think we are lusting after them.
... And Ape, by all means be a post whore, you know I love it when you dress up in that postgirl/man/person/person who delivers the mail.
*sighs dreamily*
Now I must go and take the Veyron out for a spin. It's looking lonely and only has a Lamborghini as company.
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04-10-2011, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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Heeeeey, does this mean I can have a candy-apple red Fatboy with black trim? *lust after chubby motorcycle*
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04-10-2011, 07:48 PM
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Yes Ape, you may have a chubby motorcycle. *Hands over the centurian card*
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04-10-2011, 10:23 PM
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*dons goggles and braids hair* I think I love you...*wicked grin*
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04-11-2011, 03:13 AM
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Oh how long I have waited for you to whisper those words... My heart pounds in my chest, my knees grow weak, and then I realise it is because I'm carrying a 20kg bag of cement up a very steep hill... XD
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04-11-2011, 08:39 AM
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I hardly know what to say. *blush*
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04-11-2011, 04:11 PM
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[quote=Fruitbat;663455]
2. No boys allowed.
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Can I whip them while you guys are out just for my own entertainment, then later kick them out and call the cops?
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04-11-2011, 08:35 PM
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[quote=OnyxBat;663518]
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2. No boys allowed.
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Can I whip them while you guys are out just for my own entertainment, then later kick them out and call the cops?
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As long as they are blind folded - so they do not know where the Fruitbat cave is - we have to maintain our secrecy.
I don't mind what you do with them, as long as you clean up afterwards.
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04-12-2011, 08:38 AM
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I hate this thread and everyone in it.
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04-12-2011, 11:46 AM
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...Furryism. Great.
*vomits*
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04-12-2011, 07:58 PM
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Tut tut boys - you know you are not allowed in... and desp you are in this thread, so you hate yourself now? And DoubleK?
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04-13-2011, 09:59 AM
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Tut tut boys - you know you are not allowed in... and desp you are in this thread, so you hate yourself now? And DoubleK?
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Obviously. I keep coming back to Gothic.net. Self-loathing is the only option.
Also: Fuck DoubleK that shitbird can suck like, 100 horse dicks.
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04-13-2011, 10:00 AM
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HAHA. Desp hates himself. Go die in a miserable hole, Despanan.
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04-13-2011, 10:01 AM
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EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT! you MOHAMMED ALI TEABAGGING ASSTARD!
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04-13-2011, 10:03 AM
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Go play in traffic, dick snot.
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04-13-2011, 10:05 AM
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YOU go play in traffic you fishook-dicked RAPEKING!
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04-13-2011, 10:06 AM
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Shut your Mariana Trenched Ocean Juggalo'd mutant fish mouth, you half breed Polish mongrel!
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04-13-2011, 10:07 AM
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I HATE you, I will **** YOU! I Will HATERAPE You in front of your family!
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04-13-2011, 10:09 AM
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I HATE you, I will **** YOU! I Will HATERAPE You in front of your family!
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You will do no such thing you bottom feeding star trek interstellar Warf headophile gutter slut. Go get fireAIDs.
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