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05-01-2012, 03:21 PM
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#426
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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Originally Posted by Cothurnatus
I'm an Orthodox Christian so believe in eternal life.
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Do YOU like pasta?
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05-01-2012, 10:29 PM
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#427
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Kasdeja
You know not of what you speak. The FSM is everything.
Where am I going? To Shout At The Devil, of course! I think I caught his attention earlier today...
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so do you really want to eat pasta forever?
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05-01-2012, 10:52 PM
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#428
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Cothurnatus
I'm an Orthodox Christian so believe in eternal life.
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well thats great that means I'm not alone here, so do you believe you have eternal life already?
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05-01-2012, 11:08 PM
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#429
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Repent! The Flying Spaghettipocalypse is coming!
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05-02-2012, 10:29 PM
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#430
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Repent! The Flying Spaghettipocalypse is coming!
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what is that? and is it on december 21 2012 ?
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05-04-2012, 10:05 PM
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#431
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
Do YOU like pasta?
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yeah but the question is do you like pasta?
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05-05-2012, 01:44 PM
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#432
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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No, December 21st is too mainstream. This will catch you off guard!
Repent before it is too late!
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Forget me not, since I remain around.
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05-07-2012, 11:17 PM
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#433
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
No, December 21st is too mainstream. This will catch you off guard!
Repent before it is too late!
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well then what day is it, can you predict the day ?
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05-07-2012, 11:20 PM
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#434
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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sometime in the non foreseeable future.
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05-08-2012, 12:26 AM
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#435
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,700
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I'm coming up in here with Occam's Razor and Hitchen's Razor.
That's right. I dual wield. Someone's gonna get cut.
For those who are not familiar with Hitchen's Razor:
"what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence."
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Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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05-08-2012, 04:47 AM
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#436
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Pothead: I will not predict the exact date, for if I did, people would go over the edge, sell their posessions and create a million Facebook groups for the end of the world. The Mayans did enough damage when they ran out of space on their calender.
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
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05-09-2012, 07:37 PM
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#437
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Pothead: I will not predict the exact date, for if I did, people would go over the edge, sell their posessions and create a million Facebook groups for the end of the world. The Mayans did enough damage when they ran out of space on their calender.
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and here I thought you were a pasta prophet
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05-09-2012, 07:38 PM
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#438
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Murder.Of.Crows
sometime in the non foreseeable future.
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so it could happen tomorrow ?
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05-09-2012, 11:08 PM
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#439
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Well, I AM a pasta prophet. But I will not predict the date, for in truth, that would just make everyone go crazy.
And yes, it could happen tomorrow, it could happen today, it could happen in a year, ten, twenty.
But it WILL happen, and when it does, your soul must be so unburdened by sin against Him that it can pass through the great pastastrainer in the beyond like water passes through the pasta strainers of this world.
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Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
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05-10-2012, 07:34 PM
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#440
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Well, I AM a pasta prophet. But I will not predict the date, for in truth, that would just make everyone go crazy.
And yes, it could happen tomorrow, it could happen today, it could happen in a year, ten, twenty.
But it WILL happen, and when it does, your soul must be so unburdened by sin against Him that it can pass through the great pastastrainer in the beyond like water passes through the pasta strainers of this world.
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well what prophecies do you have for me? so it could happen doesn't mean it will happen right? what are the requirements for us to do so that it won't happen?
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05-11-2012, 10:51 AM
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#441
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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You must swear off Abraham's false God and worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Also, you must purify your soul so that it is like clean pasta.
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05-11-2012, 03:13 PM
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#442
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Also, you must buy ^^^that guy's viagra.
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Forget me not, since I remain around.
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05-11-2012, 03:55 PM
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#443
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Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 1,700
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"Women hold up half the sky" -Mao
"God always picks the strangest things to get angry about. Get an abortion or gay married and he'll aim a tornado right at you.
Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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05-11-2012, 04:29 PM
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#444
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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HAHAHA.... oh nice one AshleyO
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05-11-2012, 04:52 PM
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#445
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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AshleyO: Nice xD Although I would have liked something with pasta strainers instead of crosses.
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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05-13-2012, 10:24 PM
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#446
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Also, you must buy ^^^that guy's viagra.
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do I have to buy the viagra ? and you still never answered me, what prophecies do you have for me ?
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05-13-2012, 10:58 PM
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#447
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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You do, yes.
My prophecies are those of the end of the world.
And your untimely demise at the hands - or tusks if you will - of a woolen mammoth I am afraid.
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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05-14-2012, 10:32 PM
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#448
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
You do, yes.
My prophecies are those of the end of the world.
And your untimely demise at the hands - or tusks if you will - of a woolen mammoth I am afraid.
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so how is it untimely ? because I didn't die of old age? well as soon as they resurrect one of those I will begin to get scared, but until then.. haha that's the best one you got, please give me some about how the world is going to end?
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05-14-2012, 11:13 PM
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#449
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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I cannot tell you, it is up to Him to decide who knows, not me.
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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05-16-2012, 05:33 PM
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#450
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
I cannot tell you, it is up to Him to decide who knows, not me.
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so your telling me your not a true prophet ? right? or do you have a prophecy about tomorrow ?
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