Rant Thread II

[Fruitbat]

Originally Posted by ape descendant

FUCK SHITTY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE FUCKWITS!! Fuck stupid oppression olympic bullshit, fuck shitty marginalizing phrasing, fuck people who make excuses for oppression.

If you need me, I'll be in the Angry Dome.

Shall I make you some popcorn?

[Solumina]

I'm really cold and want to wrap myself up in the nice warm blanket right next to me but i just painted my nails so all I can do is gaze longingly at it while I wait for them to dry.

Also I was perfectly comfortable before I painted my nails but the wind kicked up like hell and we have crappy weatherstripping so the temperature has noticeably dropped inside the apartment. It wasn't poor planning on my part, fate is conspiring against me.

[BourbonBoy]

I want to meet the guy who invented neckties and strangle him with one of his inventions.

[ape descendant]

We'll need a time-machine, I'm sure we can find one somewhere. Shall we go back to when cravats started to become fashionable? Or shall we just go get those damned victorians right when they started wearing more modern neck-ties? Either way, bring nose plugs.

[BourbonBoy]

Cravats, since it started it all. That way, no one else will have the idea to design the modern ones.

[ape descendant]

Awesome, I've always wanted to visit the 1600's, lets do this thing!! Swashbuckling adventure, HO!!!

[BourbonBoy]

Where do we start?



After we kill the cravat designer, off to the Caribbean for some days of pirating!

[ape descendant]

Oh hellz yes! Aaarrrrr! We could be Time Pirates!!! We'll just want to make sure that we're current on all our vaccinations and stash a life-time supply of antibiotics in our time machine and we'll be set!!

[Murder.Of.Crows]

Time pirates eh? As long as we stay away from giants and expanding rooms , we'll be good.

Also i invited myself. I have a towel, a screwdriver, a mello dramatic robot, and a self entitled phd. I think im more than qualified fo interspace time travel.

Aaaaannnd thats it for my nerdy references today. ;D

[ape descendant]

Yay!! We are going to get so much booty you guys!!! MOC can be our handy Dr-esqe person, BB can be our leader.. maybe have a gun-sword/arm/guitar/whatever or something, and I can be our healer!! So, when do we leave? I'm ready when you are.

[BourbonBoy]

Perhaps a fan fiction of "Time Bandits" is in order :?

[ape descendant]

Would that require a small child? I think I know where they keep those.

[honeythorn]

SO ANGRY.

The doctor couldn't sterilise me using the Essure procedure.

One of my fallopian tubes is naturally 3/4 blocked. I watched the whole thing on the screen. It's mostly blocked with some sort of whitish tissue. There is a very tiny hole but it wasn't big enough for him to slip the device round it and into the tube. The device bent in half both times he tried.

I have a titanium uterus that hates me. Well I hate you too uterus. Fuck you.

I'm now booked to have the traditional style of sterilisation ( keyhole surgery and clips on the tubes ) on may 17th.

The Essure procedure itself is interesting though and at least I know how it goes now . They crank you open with a speculum, and pump your uterus full of pure water , ( which constantly falls back out into a bucket ) to inflate it enough for the doctor to get his camera and intsruments up there.

The thing to put the device in can move about so they can get it in the right place. Obviously in my case it didnt work but at least I know what the inside of my uterus looks like now which is more than most can say !.

[MissCheyenne]

Shit, shit shit shit. Went to the colcoscopy clinic yesterday. They are highly concerned about my last smear results and because of that I am now waiting on the results of a biopsy. Shit fucking shitty balls.

[Jaye Jang]

HT and Miss C, that's a total bummer. Hope things work out for you.

Btw, Batty, et al, could I stow away in the cargo hold? Just in case you need a resident short person? I'll bring Peeps and Hot Tamales. (I'd offer Twinkies, but they are hard to find these days, alas and alack).

[BourbonBoy]

The first stop would be to only a few years ago actually Jaye. You're in charge of acquiring all essential munchies. Twinkies first! Aaargh!

That's crappy HT, but like you said at least you know what's going on now. Hope it comes out okay MissCheyenne. That's scary!

[Jaye Jang]

[quote=BourbonBoy;711493]The first stop would be to only a few years ago actually Jaye. You're in charge of acquiring all essential munchies. Twinkies first! Aaargh!

I'll be there "with bells on" BB, and munchies galore.

[Solumina]

I just want to throw my hands in the air and shout "my internet friends would understand!" Zatmm at everyone. Maybe I do need to get a tumblr after all.

[AshleyO]

Tumblr? You mean that thing you do when you shove assholes down a flight of stairs?

[Versus]

So the army cut tuition assistance because they wasted so much fucking money and can't deal with the new budget. Awesome.

[AshleyO]

Woah woah woah, cowboy. What's this shit about the Army doing this? Is it just an Army thing and if so, how the hell did they get away with that?

[Saya]

So far its the Army, Marines and Air Force: http://www.stripes.com/news/air-forc...tance-1.211417

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.

[Versus]

Take hundreds of thousands of people, then chew them up and spit them out with disabilities, no marketable job skills, and no education. Seems legit.

In related news, my new thing at work is to say "Thank you for your service!" and extend the invitation for a handshake, but when they reach out I pull my hand away and yell "NOT!"

[AshleyO]

So let me get this mother fucking straight.

They cut TA.

DHS puts in an order for 1.6 BILLION rounds...

And I'm convinced that at the same time, we're STILL spending gobs of cash. More than we'd ever need to maintain the warfront for the empire.

Fuck. EVERYTHING. About this.

[Saya]

Its crazy when you consider the US spends more on defense than the next ten top spending countries combined.