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01-06-2006, 12:25 AM
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#726
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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wait a second - wait just a god damned second...
WHO is planning on using some lotion on me?
i'm very confused now and not sure whether i should feel uncomfortable.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-06-2006, 01:16 AM
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#727
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: pennsylvania
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I find beauty in both men and women, but am a practising asexual.
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01-06-2006, 01:28 AM
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#728
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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do you jerk off? if yes, then you're autosexual, not asexual.
... so many terms, so little time ...
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-06-2006, 01:39 AM
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#729
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: pennsylvania
Posts: 20
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naah...do not...so asexual.
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01-06-2006, 01:43 AM
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#730
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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glad we got that out of the way.
welcome.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-06-2006, 01:49 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: pennsylvania
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Thank you, edible_eye. The Mojo is long gone. It's not missed especially, but perhaps it might revisit one day. Life can be funny that way.
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01-06-2006, 01:58 AM
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#732
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
Hell who needs real people when you have what appears to be towels?
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hold me.......
i'm scared.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-06-2006, 03:20 AM
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#733
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Nanny State
Posts: 100
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em....
*speechless*
I'll never look at towels the same way...
Thanks guys.
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"Listen when your hurting someone, don't think of the pain he feels, only concentrate on the pleasure of causing him pain. That's the only way to show true compassion for your partner." - taken from Korosiya Ichi
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01-06-2006, 07:37 AM
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#734
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Al,
that towel thing is at best distrubing and at worst a confirmation that the asian world has come up with some truly bizarre fetishes.
( shudders )
Hey, how about something completely different.
I understand the charms of the older woman, but this is ridiculous!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-06-2006, 07:41 AM
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#735
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Truth In Advertising?
Can I get my car washed while they're at it?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-06-2006, 08:40 AM
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#736
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Al,
that towel thing is at best distrubing and at worst a confirmation that the asian world has come up with some truly bizarre fetishes.
( shudders )
Hey, how about something completely different.
I understand the charms of the older woman, but this is ridiculous!
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Well Ben it's not so much the older women aspect as it is some of us get started early and they are the only ones who can handle such lust.
Ah yes the memories. See for some of us, who get an early bite from the sensual bug, our outlet is not an older woman or a woman at all, but rather whatever is handy that resembles the opposite sex.
What happens when we get older? After a childhood of cheap plastic sluts? That's right, cheap looking expensive plastic sluts. And so continues the vicious cycle of recycled love.
Or maybe that's just my twisted childhood.
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01-06-2006, 08:56 AM
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#737
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Out in the middle of friggin nowhere
Posts: 221
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Al, Better Plastic than this, right?
P.s I will totally understand if this pic gets taken down by a mod.
*I'm Glad You Understand, Sigh.*
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It's better to die for being different than to live as a sheep.
Last edited by Empty_Purple_Stars; 01-06-2006 at 12:27 PM.
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01-06-2006, 09:34 AM
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#738
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Out in the middle of friggin nowhere
Posts: 221
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*twitch. Twitch*
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It's better to die for being different than to live as a sheep.
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01-06-2006, 10:34 AM
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#739
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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* OMG * ( gasping for air )
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-06-2006, 10:40 AM
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#740
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-06-2006, 01:59 PM
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#741
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
Well Ben it's not so much the older women aspect as it is some of us get started early and they are the only ones who can handle such lust.
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You know, I think you're right.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-06-2006, 05:00 PM
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#742
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 673
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that towel thing is very strange!!
Talking about my lesbian side: i am going to England over in the summer to stay with my sister and i'm gonna meet my online friend Mel when i'm over there who i fancy like mad and she fancys me like mad too and i'm saying SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN...just don't know what all we will be doing but yeah *blushes* i'm allowed just as long as i don't run off with her...i could do that but i have to be 100% certain that she's what i want and i have to dump James so that i'm not fucking him around 
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*Blowing a kiss all over the world* Aren't i nice? 
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01-06-2006, 05:27 PM
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#743
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-06-2006, 09:08 PM
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#744
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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*teehee* I like the last "Love Is.." It's so true.
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Hear no evil
Speak no evil
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01-06-2006, 09:42 PM
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#745
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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love is leaving your mark so every day when he gets dressed he winces from the scratches on his back and the bite on his thigh.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-06-2006, 09:43 PM
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#746
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Well, when you put it that way. *shudders* Towels...... my bathroom is creeping me out now.
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Hear no evil
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01-06-2006, 09:44 PM
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#747
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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or love is also the rope burn on your wrists.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-06-2006, 09:47 PM
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#748
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Love is also saying "hey sexy" and embarassing them infront of their bosses.
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I miss you, I still need you.
Hear no evil
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See no evil
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01-06-2006, 09:48 PM
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#749
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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you are so sweet and innocent slayer.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-06-2006, 09:51 PM
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#750
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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