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joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JuliaGaltic

I was shopping around for a tattoo artist and one of the portfolios that I saw had a picture of a guy's penis tattooed as a snake with the eyes at the side of the head....hehe.

The tattoo artist told me that the guy had to stay erect during the whole tattoo session for it to come out right too. That must have been quite a feat... ouch!

I honestly don't understand why someone would get their "parts" tattooed. It gives me the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it. If I want a penis, it has to be all-natural.

UltraNEO* · 01-09-2006, 05:00 PM

I have 3 of the possible, 4 best things with me tonight.

1. Rich, Dark 85% Cocoa Mass Chocolate
2. French Ground Coffee
3. Natural Hand-rolling Tobacco - (Yep, your right. i should give up)
and 4. um.... (not telling)

Manimal · 01-09-2006, 05:02 PM

I've gotten it stuck in the zipper once or twice and there's no way in fuck I'm going to hand over my member to someone else to give me that same feeling steadily for the hour or two it takes to draw the pretty picture. Not to mention the weirdness of deciding whether you get a picture that is normal when flacid that stretches wierd when you get hard or somehow managing getting the whole Tat done while hard and letting the distorted version be when flacid... the mind boggles.

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 06:17 PM

Like I had said, all natural is much better. *cringes* I do not want to know how it feels to get it done.

cannibalnuns · 01-09-2006, 06:58 PM

Back on the post I made about Axe. Hmmm I suppose I should use more of the stuff and then go to a pub. Hey if the scent does not work the liquor will hehe. God that sounded desperate.

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 07:10 PM

Best of luck with that!

*giggles* I've been typing with my feet!!!

AlKilyu · 01-09-2006, 07:14 PM

I passed a display of that Axe stuff and asked eyes if I should wear that stuff, to which she replied, loudly, "That fucking stuff smells like fucking shit!"

Nothing, nothing beats a rant she made about a product in a different store. It was loud, it was crude, and it was really really funny. I was laughing really hard, the kind of laugh that makes no sound cause you are having trouble catching your breath, when a little ol' lady comes around the corner all pissed off and disgusted, at ME! I didn't say that shit, why do I get the stink eye? eyes never even looked up to see me being persecuted by Ma Bell.

joyslayer · 01-09-2006, 07:25 PM

Little old ladies never seem to get mad at the right person. I got beaten down because she thought I made a comment about her grandson, noooo, it was Kyle. And he just laughed at me while I trying to defend myself against the merciless wrath of a coin purse.

Soul_Immortal · 01-09-2006, 07:28 PM

Rofl @ Al!!!!!

=)

Ben Lahnger · 01-09-2006, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

Green flames? So her pussy was on fire? Hope not in the itchy way....ew................

I can hear Bruce Springsteen singing "Oooo-oooo-ooooh I'm on fire!"

LMAO!

Ben Lahnger · 01-09-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Oh and I have a female genitalia tattoo pic that is funny as hell, but I cant post it here.

It's a Tattoo of a Demon with the Girls uhh Labia as the demon's tongue..

Oh yeah, I have that pic. I have another where a woman has a picture of Fidel Castro on her lower stomach ... and the beard is her pubic hair.

Both fine quality tatoos, but what posesses a person ... ?

WolfMoon · 01-09-2006, 10:09 PM

Exactly! They must be possessed wit' duh debil to get such tattoos!

winged_dreams · 01-09-2006, 10:40 PM

Did you miss me? Pardon my random abscences. Even I can't explain them. XD

ghostposts · 01-09-2006, 11:04 PM

So nice to see you again, Dreams. Welcome back. Post more.

Thanks for the link, Ben.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ghostposts

So nice to see you again, Dreams. Welcome back. Post more.

Thanks for the link, Ben.

Hai you..

We learned about the History of the Hello Kitty Vibrator today.

*Beam*

winged_dreams · 01-09-2006, 11:08 PM

There's a Hello Kitty vibrator? O_o* That's umm...interesting. Sometimes I post in spurts like I did tonight. Neopets is sucking up my time. ^^

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-09-2006, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by winged_dreams

There's a Hello Kitty vibrator? O_o* That's umm...interesting. Sometimes I post in spurts like I did tonight. Neopets is sucking up my time. ^^

Oh Yes..There is..Yes..Oh Yes..There Is..

VOILA!

winged_dreams · 01-09-2006, 11:15 PM

That's pretty wacky. Shoulder massager my ass...

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-10-2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

~Nix

Mine is Red!!!

And I'm not crazy about the Vibrate part either. Ya know they make Jelly Dildos right? (That just doesn't sound right..

)

Many people think that Dildos and Vibes are the same thing.

But yeah they have some nice ones on their site that don't do anything but lay there..

*Hee*

Hahahahaha! thanks EPS, (mine is blue because they didn't have red *pouts) I will have to try faring the store once again. I'll bring my friend Meggan, she isn't easily embarassed.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-10-2006, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Nix Nightingale~

Hahahahaha! thanks EPS, (mine is blue because they didn't have red *pouts) I will have to try faring the store once again. I'll bring my friend Meggan, she isn't easily embarassed.

Do what I did..

When they ask if you need help, simply say " Not unless you are going to use this on yourself while I take notes.."

Ben Lahnger · 01-10-2006, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Do what I did..

When they ask if you need help, simply say " Not unless you are going to use this on yourself while I take notes.."

Ha ha ha! That's friggin' priceless!

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-10-2006, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Do what I did..

When they ask if you need help, simply say " Not unless you are going to use this on yourself while I take notes.."

LOL! that is freaking hilarious!! i will have to remember that. hahahaha, with my luck the chick will bust out in the store...

i think that would about kill my chances of EVER going back to one of those places ever.

Moonie · 01-10-2006, 11:28 AM

my friend Erin has a pink one. We call it pinky, but its about 7 inches. . . .so really a contradiction in terms.

~Nix Nightingale~ · 01-10-2006, 11:48 AM

awwwww! pinky? thats cute! my best friend has a red strap on named Russell.

*wide eyes*

urian · 01-10-2006, 01:06 PM

I was looking up trivia for ID4 thanks to another thread that got me thinking of the movie.
I just thought I'd share this piece of info.

*

Trivia for
Independence Day (1996)

* The abbreviation "ID4" was invented due to undisclosed legal problems (long since resolved) with the title "Independence Day".

* Bill Pullman used the memory of a decayed tooth which was pulled from his mouth in order to come up with a terrified expression when speaking with the alien invaders.

* James Brown's distinctive scream was used as a sound effect for the alien energy beam backfiring as Russell's plane crashes into the giant ray gun.