The New Thread About Nothing

[Miss Absynthe]

TR - I'm ok, thank you. I told Ulf that I was going to mail him the cat.. he said he's refusing to pick it up at the post office. :|

Are you ok? How is your cheek?

[Timeless Rebellion]

I understand him all too well - I wouldn't want to pick up a demon cat either.
My cheek is sore with a lovely pink mark on it. Damned phone xD Thanks for asking :3
Hey, speaking of that girl from The Ring...

[Solumina]

Whoever edited that should be punched, for fucks sake her right leg is smaller than her arm.

[Timeless Rebellion]

How did I not see that?? Right you are!

[Fruitbat]

Going to be working, so I'll be saying bye right now, coz I won't have time to scratch myself let alone read and post, or is that read, think and post.

Yum.. autumn raspberries... delicious!

[Class-Punk]

The Who Needs Feminism tumblr is full of posts. While a mouse hover over "Where We Stand" says "COMING SOON!"

Pretty much a summation of Western Feminism, its taking a stand, for everything, for vaginas. Rationality.. "COMING SOON!"

[Versus]

UNLEASH THE KRAKKEN. hereitcomes

[Saya]

Originally Posted by Class-Punk

The Who Needs Feminism tumblr is full of posts. While a mouse hover over "Where We Stand" says "COMING SOON!"

Pretty much a summation of Western Feminism, its taking a stand, for everything, for vaginas. Rationality.. "COMING SOON!"

Because they haven't explained yet that they don't want to have an "official" feminism that might be exclusionary but allow feminist to define their movements as they see fit, since the category of "woman" is so broad and deals with intersections of class, race, ability, religion, genderfluidity and sexuality.

Because it couldn't be that "Where We Stand" might be highlighting the impact of the Who Needs Feminism campaign itself and needs time since its a very new project.

Please critique "Western Feminism" as if it exists as a singularity more, dude. We womenfolk need mansplaination.

[Timeless Rebellion]

Originally Posted by Versus

UNLEASH THE KRAKKEN. hereitcomes

[Class-Punk]

Originally Posted by Saya

Because they haven't explained yet that they don't want to have an "official" feminism that might be exclusionary but allow feminist to define their movements as they see fit, since the category of "woman" is so broad and deals with intersections of class, race, ability, religion, genderfluidity and sexuality.

Allowing anyone to define their movement as a means for special legal privileges and male shaming.

Originally Posted by Saya

Because it couldn't be that "Where We Stand" might be highlighting the impact of the Who Needs Feminism campaign itself and needs time since its a very new project.

Like a woman needs time before she plans a surprise divorce to steal away a man's kids, money, and with a higher likelihood for suicide post-divorce-- his sanity. How egalitarian.

Originally Posted by Saya

Please critique "Western Feminism" as if it exists as a singularity more, dude. We womenfolk need mansplaination.

Oh, I won't stop with just Western Feminism. I'm like a modern asshole dandy, and if I make enough witty, spot-on generalizations I figure I can raise Oscar Wilde from the dead. Also, last year you told me to fuck off. I've never made a personal attack on you, probably because I respect your gender more than you respect mine.

[Miss Absynthe]

Is he trolling?

[Timeless Rebellion]

I think he is.

[Saya]

Then I should simply call in Gender Studies Isopod.

[Versus]

Mmn. The entitlement tears of men are delicious.

[Jonathan]

Dude they need feminism because their sense of self-worth is apparently challenged by an 8 year old at a race. Have some freaking compassion you damn patriarch

[Miss Absynthe]

Jonathan.. weren't you told?

[Saya]

[Versus]

Fellas, bottle that shit and send it to me. I'm telling you, it's delicious. I tried my own, but they don't work. Maybe later we can exchange survivor stories and drink each other's tears?

[Jonathan]

Originally Posted by Miss Absynthe

Jonathan.. weren't you told?

[Miss Absynthe]

I sliced my knee open at work.. when I got home it was still bleeding and the wound was gaping, so instead of spending hours sitting in an ED I sutured it myself.

...like a boss.

[MissCheyenne]

Shit Miss A, hope you're going to be ok. That must've stung like a biatch

[Miss Absynthe]

ED visit today.. IV antibiotics and a tetox shot.

And compliments about my suturing! The doctor was impressed.

[Class-Punk]

Originally Posted by Versus

Mmn. The entitlement tears of men are delicious.

Originally Posted by Jonathan

Dude they need feminism because their sense of self-worth is apparently challenged by an 8 year old at a race. Have some freaking compassion you damn patriarch

Today a single girl in her mid-twenties with bad hair woke up, pulled her dentures out of her dresser, and put them in her mouth; she's had them for a couple years now. She has no top front teeth, and only three molars. She's been unemployed for years and college has made it even harder to find a job around where she lives. She's spent years dealing with stomach ulcers, and has puked up specks of blood before almost every class for the first two semesters she's been at community college.

She went through severe depression for years, and social anxiety for longer. She has been on multiple medications, and has went through cold turkey SSRI withdrawal and the associated brain shocks twice. Her body is covered in hidden scars from years of cutting. None of the medications ever helped. She doesn't get along with her mother, and has barely talked to her in what seems like a decade. In 2009, she had an extremely surreal conversation with her father about the possibility of taking her to a mental institution because it seemed like the only way she could save her own life.

She studied meditation from 2008 and started exercising in 2010. With meditation and exercise combined, she was able to get back a sense of self-worth and change her entire worldview. But as she got more involved in meditation she got back positive feelings from it, and started to believe more and more in yoga philosophy. This lead her to create her own method of visualizing techniques, based on Kundalini, the most physchologically dangerous form of yoga in existence, in order to see if she could really gain these positive feelings permanently or "enlightenment".. and do it faster than anyone else.

She instead, brought on a rare condition called Kundalini Syndrome, which some people have gotten from practicing similar spinal-focused forms of yoga and is virtually unknown by therapists. There are stories that others who have had this rare phenomena have ended up with dementia prescriptions or in physch wards. She felt it was pointless to go to a therapist, because at best she'd have an open-minded one she would be teaching with what little she knew.

Where there was positive emotions, there was also pain and pressure in her head, inner light appearances, sleep paralysis where it felt like she was falling through her head-- and the fear of death that came with that, Depersonalization and Derealization Disorder, feelings like forced electrical shocks and permanent changes within the brain, consistent sporadic twitches, the feeling of nihilism without any belief in it, ect.

Never sure if it was the right thing to do or not, she dealt with this alone. Most of the symptoms eventually stopped. She still has Derealization Disorder but can turn it on and off at will. She continues to attempt to rationally study phenomena around meditation to this day.

[Timeless Rebellion]

The programming that goes into the brain of a dog:

<?php
while ($stick = $thrown->fetch_object()){
$teeth = primary;
$paws = secondary;
}
?>

The programming that goes into the brain of a cat:

<?php
while ($target = $alive->kill_object()){
$claws = primary;
$teeth = secondary;
}
?>

[Fruitbat]

Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion

I am God, didn't I tell you? I am just going to declare it, and it is going to be so - kinda like when I made pizza.

I think anyone who makes a good Pizza is a GOD.