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01-23-2006, 07:13 AM
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#5076
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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i think bart simpson was born in 1982.
hmmmmm......
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-23-2006, 07:47 AM
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#5077
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I like "The Simpsons" just fine, but I actually prefer Matt Groening's other creation, "Life In Hell."
It's been around since 1977, and is still published today in hundreds of newspapers and weekly tabloids around the world. Since Groening never cared if it was a commercial success, it defies convention in it's format. Sometimes it is a large, singe panel ... sometimes it's a few small drawings with a lot of writing.
All I know is I love the way he comments on the things he's unhappy with in life through Binky the bunny, Sheila his girlfriend and their son Bongo (who only has one ear.) Also of note are Akbar and Jeff, two homosexual lovers who look fabulous wearing a fez.
To learn more (I encourage it) click on the google search below and check out the first, second and fifth links.
"Matt Groening" "Life In Hell" Google Search
My favorite all-time Life In Hell cartoon (I once had this on a T-Shirt - wish I still had that) is one where Binky is laying on the floor in a disheveled heap, a picture of his girlfriend by his side and a drill in his hand. There's a mess of holes in the wall above him, as well as several places where it's obvious that the drill got away from him and scrolled across the wall, knocking pieces of drywall off.
The caption read, "If you drink, don't drill."
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TANGENT: I wore that shirt once. A friend read it and said, "Funny, I do some of my best drilling when I drink!"
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-23-2006, 08:44 AM
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#5078
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Actually, I just found someone who's posted a few choice cartoons on his website. Don't know how long they'll be there, but for now here's the index:
http://www.punkasspunk.com/hell/life/
Particularly emblematic of the series are the cartoons "What Will You Say On Your Deathbed?" and "You'll Never Make It."
And, yes, "If You Drink, Don't Drill" is there!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-23-2006, 03:58 PM
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#5079
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Flying, I really just kind of stick up to jet lag. It is very sucky, but after a day or so, you should adjust pretty well. Ear plugs help with the ear popping, as well as yawning. Drinking something does too, but I wouldn't suggest alcohol, because then by the time four flights are done, you have a chance of being hammered, and then talking to security guards and finding baggage is not something to do while hammered. From past experiences I know. And umm, lets see, to find out what type of adapter you need, try calling a travel agency and asking them, they might know. Good luck, and a safe trip!
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Hear no evil
Speak no evil
See no evil
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01-23-2006, 07:12 PM
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#5080
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under the rainbow
Posts: 125
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Randomness WEE!
Mellow's old myspace account got deleted & she Can't find the old myspace thread So she says go here: www.myspace.com/LeMorgasms & add her. mmhmm
<3
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01-23-2006, 07:56 PM
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#5081
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Hello Gothic.net.
I am watching "The Road Warrior". It is one of the greatest movies ever.
Thank You.
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01-23-2006, 08:10 PM
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#5082
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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I am watching a show on ostriches.
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Hear no evil
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01-23-2006, 08:57 PM
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#5083
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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Joyslayer and Santarea will succumb to my hypnotizing power
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Droppin' knowledge since 1986.
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01-23-2006, 09:10 PM
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#5084
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Life is a strange and often cruel mistress, but without her I am nothing.
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01-23-2006, 10:00 PM
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#5085
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
Posts: 683
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I am watching World of the Stupid or something like that, it seems entertaining. Reminds of how much of a putz I was, but hey I had fun doing it.
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Firmness in enduring and exertion is a character I always wish to possess. I have always despised the whining yelp of complaint and cowardly resolve.- Robert Burns
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01-23-2006, 10:27 PM
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#5086
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 232
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I'm watching the Capcom hypnotizer do his thang. Oooooo, E nigma! You're so coool...
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01-24-2006, 12:15 AM
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#5087
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tampa Bay
Posts: 491
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
You sexy luscious vixen you... we should go out for shots!
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Oh, absolutely! Anytime doll, just tell me where you live first... *evil grin*
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I seek the animated corpse that preys upon the living, usually by night, seeking blood to continue its existence.
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01-24-2006, 12:22 AM
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#5088
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Only if the first Body Shot is on me..
Literally.
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01-24-2006, 12:32 AM
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#5089
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tampa Bay
Posts: 491
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Oh my goodness! *Yanks at collar and gulps* It got hot in here.
I call neck! I call neck!
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I seek the animated corpse that preys upon the living, usually by night, seeking blood to continue its existence.
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01-24-2006, 12:48 AM
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#5090
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Damn it!
I am too far northeast.
All the cool people live... ummmm... not here.
*wants body shots*
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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01-24-2006, 01:42 AM
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#5091
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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01-24-2006, 02:30 AM
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#5092
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Hehehehe, sometimes I swear its just like that.
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01-24-2006, 03:22 AM
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#5093
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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I hate not being able to sleep.
*sigh*
I'm currently obsessing over Stabbing Westward. It is very entertaining, makes me wonder why I didn't discover them earlier.
Can't sleep...
lalalala
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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01-24-2006, 03:28 AM
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#5094
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Ya me too. so what is it there? I think theres a slight time difference.
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01-24-2006, 03:30 AM
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#5095
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Hey - the newly revived 'Masturbation' thread gave me this idea - you should try to masturbate. That should help you go to sleep.
Yes, I'm actually being serious here.
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01-24-2006, 05:10 AM
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#5096
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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I was informed this morning that my baby sister intends to sign up for auditions to be "America's Next Top Model" I haven't stopped laughing since... although I wish her all the luck my amused response has great reason...
Click Here If You Dare...
I apologise if you've drown your keyboard in whatever your drinking.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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01-24-2006, 05:14 AM
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#5097
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Um - Sanctus? I'm really tired right now so perhaps my brain isn't functioning properly. This is a joke, right? Right?
Edit - she is your baby sister so I should probably add that I'm not trying to hurt anyone's feelings but she's not exactly what you see on runways. Edit out.
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01-24-2006, 09:22 AM
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#5098
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Caracas
Posts: 17
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I'm so sure I'm not high right now... but perhaps I need to go check my eyes??? Sorry man but she needs to get real (or definetly another picture...) She kinda needs this mantra "don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh..." That will solve most of her prooblems I think... when she's got that engraved then snap a photo and maybe it won't be as scary...
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01-24-2006, 09:24 AM
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#5099
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blushing Heliophobe
Um - Sanctus? I'm really tired right now so perhaps my brain isn't functioning properly. This is a joke, right? Right?
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I wish..... *shrugs shoulders* I don't know what to tell you, her news had me stumped too!!!!
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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01-24-2006, 09:25 AM
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#5100
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Ok I know I just woke up and all but I read that three times and did not understand.
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