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04-12-2006, 07:39 PM
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#776
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 269
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Jillian > Granted. But you have ideas for nothing else.
Kitsune > Granted. But you now get Diarreah.
I wish I had more food!
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04-12-2006, 07:41 PM
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#777
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Holy CRAP, I was way late!
Granted, you have copious amounts of food. But all you have are anchovies, sardines, onions, and fermented soy beans.
I wish I had sushi.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 07:42 PM
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#778
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 269
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Uh, Kitsune, I like half of that stuff... So...
Granted, you have Sushi. Unfortunately, it's all poorly prepaired puffer fish.
I wish my program would compile. Now. Today. As in... Sometime this day.
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04-12-2006, 07:46 PM
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#779
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: in my own little world...
Posts: 225
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Granted.
Your program runs so fastly that it crashes your computer and your hard drive is in ashes.
I wish someone would see my art in the art thread.
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I am all for being dripping fucking wet, but DAMN things should not fly out of my Pink Parts and knock paintings off the wall, when I come!!
---Empty_Purple_Stars
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04-12-2006, 07:49 PM
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#780
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted. People see your art but sadly all they do is comment on how bad it is.
(Actually I have seen it and I thought it was awesome. I wish I could draw like you.)
I wish I hadn't broken my favourite necklace (since it wasn't granted before)
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 07:52 PM
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#781
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: in my own little world...
Posts: 225
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Granted.
You didnt break your neclace. So you didnt post your wish.....So your neclace is broken again and you are caught in a strange time warp cycle.
(thanks for the compliment!)
I wish I had a pony.
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I am all for being dripping fucking wet, but DAMN things should not fly out of my Pink Parts and knock paintings off the wall, when I come!!
---Empty_Purple_Stars
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04-12-2006, 07:54 PM
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#782
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Granted. Your favorite necklace hasn't been broken, but instead you broke the necklaces of several friends in a malicious rage and now they aren't speaking to you.
I wish my papaya weren't so old.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 07:58 PM
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#783
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You now have a pony. You go for a ride and fall off. You are trampled to death under it's heels.
I wish I could draw as well as lena. 
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 08:08 PM
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#784
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted...
A hobo comes, cuts you open, takes out your heart, looks at it very meticulously, and says "mmmm nope, nothing written on it" 
I wish I had barking shoes
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-12-2006, 08:15 PM
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#785
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
Your shoes not only bark, they bite. You are unable to wear them and leave them locked in a closet where they can't tear things to pieces or drive you insane with their incessent (sp?) barking.
That wasn't very imaginative... Alright - your shoes' barking attracts all the dogs in the neighbourhood and threatens them in dog language. The dogs attack you. All because of your barking shoes.
I wish all my old favourite clothes would stop falling apart...
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 08:23 PM
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#786
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted...
They don't fall "apart". They fall "together"....
Merging and becoming a horrible clothe monster whose sole purpose in life is to star in Sesame Street BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!!! O.o
I wish I was normal
Nah, I'd hate that. I wish the muffin man would leave me alone!
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-12-2006, 08:26 PM
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#787
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Granted, the muffin man leaves you alone, but now you are plagued by the week old scone man.
I wish I had two pounds of 14 guage, 3/8 inch, machine cut, stainless steel jump rings
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 08:28 PM
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#788
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
The muffin man leaves you alone. He moves house and moves far away - thereby changing the nursery rhyme. You are blamed for messing up the nursery rhyme for future generations and are chased out of town by a mob with everyone wielding pichforks.
In a bizarre twist of fate you move in next door to the muffin man.
I wish that the Norton Anti-Virus stuff didn't take so long to download.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 08:35 PM
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#789
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Granted.
But you are blind and have no ecoloaction, so you constantly run into things.
I wish I had dinner...
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 08:47 PM
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#790
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted. Your picture comes up on a show called "The Top Ten People Mickey Wouldn't Mind Hanging from the Castle"
I wish I was slightly taller
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-12-2006, 08:51 PM
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#791
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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Granted.
You take a growth drug. For several days you are the exact height that you want to be. A week later your body starts to have an allergic reaction to the drug. You begin to shrink. You are now only 4 feet tall.
I wish I was 5 kilos lighter.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-12-2006, 08:58 PM
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#792
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Granted.
You lose 5 kilos but it starts a scary chain of never ending weight loss resulting in a very skeletal you.
I wish I could quit being so paranoid about my head.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-12-2006, 09:48 PM
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#793
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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Granted, but the wish pulls a fast one on you and suddenly Lena sucks at drawing so your artistry ends up remaining the same....as lena
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Droppin' knowledge since 1986.
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04-13-2006, 01:49 AM
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#794
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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I wish toilet paper came in purple
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Hist. Hark.
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04-13-2006, 02:24 AM
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#795
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 58
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granted......your toilet paper is purple but unfortunatly only because you are tripping on acid.
it turns into a bad trip.
you have a psychotic episode and are loced up for the rest of your days.
i wish i had acid.
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04-13-2006, 02:26 AM
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#796
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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Granted, but the genie gives you the wrong kind of acid.
I wish I wasn't so hungry
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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04-13-2006, 03:30 AM
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#797
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 411
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Granted. You are no longer hungry, but extremely thirsty. Soon you begin to go into convulsions and your body is so dehydrated that you literally begin to wrinkle like a prune.
I wish my math teacher wouldn't act like a thickheaded badger.
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04-13-2006, 08:34 AM
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#798
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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Granted: Instead your math teacher acts like a thickheaded rabbit (Much like the one in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail") and ends up killing every kid in your class including yourself through various biting techniques only known to rabbits.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of hard drive space
(Let me see you mess up that wish!)
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Droppin' knowledge since 1986.
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04-13-2006, 09:02 AM
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#799
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Granted: Only now you have nowhere to put it.
I wish my house was fully insured and made of weed.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-13-2006, 10:51 AM
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#800
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: in my own little world...
Posts: 225
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Granted, your house is made of weed, unfortunately there is a drought , and your house burns down, for 10 miles in every direction around your home, everyone is stoned, including your insurance company.
I wish my house was clean.
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I am all for being dripping fucking wet, but DAMN things should not fly out of my Pink Parts and knock paintings off the wall, when I come!!
---Empty_Purple_Stars
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