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01-26-2006, 10:40 AM
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#1076
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Can I still blink and frown in the jar?
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01-26-2006, 10:44 AM
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#1077
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Would that be useful in any way, if you are a floating head in a jar?
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01-26-2006, 11:08 AM
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#1078
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Maybe not, but what if I lick the glass like I do at home?
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01-26-2006, 09:35 PM
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#1079
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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What if the glass is lined with hard water film and mold??
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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01-28-2006, 03:46 AM
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#1080
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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then your tongue is gonna feel mighty nasty.
imagine sitting on the train after a long day at work, the only thought swimming in your head is one of you crawling into bed to sleep and as you start to nod off, someone plops down next to you. you open your eyes and the stench is the first thing to hit you. shit. lots of it, both old and new. the next stench, as you turn your head to see what has entered your world, is booze... old booze and bad breath. just as your eyes come in contact with the toothless, grinning, homeless man covered in shit - he starts laughing while staring at you. what do you do?
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-28-2006, 03:50 AM
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#1081
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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Being stereotypically Asian, I'll kick his ass with my premium kung fu moves then disembowel myself by dishonouring my kin by murdering a hobo.
How's that for an answer?
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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01-28-2006, 07:26 PM
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#1082
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: middle of nowhere - Wisconsin
Posts: 397
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pretty good.
If tooth enamel were not the hardest substance in the human body, but instead out teeth were made of rubber, what would we eat?
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your future is in my hands. scared yet? :-x
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01-29-2006, 04:53 PM
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#1083
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Bananas, yogurt, soft cheeses, and the like.
What's the most selfish thing you've ever done?
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02-25-2006, 11:48 PM
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#1084
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nowhere, New Mexico
Posts: 304
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I once told my friend I'd get him into an exclusive party by sneaking him in my trunk. But really I wanted to see if he'd do it. plus he was invited any way, and I left him there for about an hour os so. I know mean, but funny.
What is the most selfless thing youve done?
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I know nothing of God... Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that wuold damn or save my soul...
~*~Angelic Vision of Distruction~*~
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02-26-2006, 01:57 AM
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#1085
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Actually show up at work?
How many gnet members do you imagine are Vegetarians? (percentage)
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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02-26-2006, 04:39 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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uh... a "link" might come from a piercing with a chain attached... but if you meant "lint", let's ask alice...
"Believe it or not, the results of a year-long belly button lint survey of some 5000 individuals have recently been released by an Australian scientist-turned-science-commentator, Karl Kruszelnicki. His conclusion? Kruszelnicki suspects that belly button lint is the fibers of clothing (from below the belly button) that get channeled to the navel by hairs acting similar to a conveyer belt, or moshing pit — take your pick. According to his research, belly button lint is more prevalent in hairy than hairless people, and, despite the seemingly sexist nature of this observation, affects more men than women. But Kruszelnicki did find hair-free women who still ended up with lint. Too many abdominal crunches, perhaps? And, as could be expected, people with "innies" are more likely to have belly button lint than people with "outies."
Now the next question on your mind, as with thousands of other curious belly button lint-pickers out there, is obviously, "Why is my lint always blue-gray?" According to the survey, lint color reflects the color of the clothes you're wearing, and most popular colors all taken together produce a blue-gray hue, much the same as they do in dryer lint.
You can take a look at the survey's web site for yourself, but remember, this isn't really scientific. It's the only work on belly button lint as of this date.
Interesting end note: to bust the belly button lint, you can get a navel ring. Apparently, most people who have their belly buttons pierced notice a significant reduction — sometimes even complete eradication — of belly button lint from their adorned midriffs. If cotton swabs and/or fingers fail, lint brushes, rollers, and vacuum cleaners (using the attachments for hard-to-reach places) can help dislodge the lint, but may result in skin irritation, pinching, and strange looks.
Alice"
survey's web site - http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/default.htm
if you woke one day with a pounding headache, hanging upside down with a hook through each of your toes and your arms bound behind your back moments before you saw someone approach with a straight razor in his hand, informing you he was about to slice through each of your toes, one-by-one until you fell - what would you do?
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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02-28-2006, 05:49 PM
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#1087
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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I think I would pee. And since I am upside down I'd probably pee on my chin. Next I'd be thinking how humiliating that is forgetting about the guy with the razor... until he started cutting.
If I wear white socks under my black boots and black pants with the rest of my black outfit, am I still Goth?
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02-28-2006, 10:34 PM
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#1088
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Wouldn't you for free ice cream??
Why can't I ever go to bed on time?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-15-2006, 11:17 PM
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#1089
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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could it possibly be the same reason I never go to bed on time? Come to think of it, why don't -I- ever go to bed on time?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 01:59 AM
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#1090
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
Posts: 598
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too busy ensuring others don't...
what should I ask?
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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03-17-2006, 03:45 AM
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#1091
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Nawphuk, VA
Posts: 39
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How about if anyone has ever walked a cat on a leash?
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03-17-2006, 04:09 AM
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#1092
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
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No, I didn´t do that. And my ex-girlfriend kinda wanted me to walk her on my leash *sweetmemories*
Do you feel like springtime coming soon?
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"Jump off roofs with me"
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03-17-2006, 04:29 AM
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#1093
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Nawphuk, VA
Posts: 39
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Yep, it was 85 a few days ago here.
Ever feel "not so fresh"?
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03-17-2006, 04:34 AM
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#1094
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
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Hmmm. Once in a while after a party with my friends. Not getting younger, ya know...
Have you ever been to Europe?
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"Jump off roofs with me"
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03-17-2006, 05:55 AM
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#1095
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Scotland - yes there's goths here too!
Posts: 105
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Yeah, I went on a Geography field trip to the French Alps. It was great fun.
How do I sing death metal without killing my voice box?
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03-17-2006, 06:01 AM
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#1096
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Nawphuk, VA
Posts: 39
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Depends, are you a smoker?
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03-17-2006, 06:32 AM
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#1097
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Who wants to know?
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03-17-2006, 07:19 AM
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#1098
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Enquiring minds.
How did the price of tea in China become a standard for anything?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 03:29 PM
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#1099
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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perhaps for the same reason people use the phrase "I wouldn't do that for all the tea in China!"?
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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03-17-2006, 03:51 PM
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#1100
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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That's not a question.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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