Sexuality - Page 52

Manimal · 02-28-2006, 11:29 AM

Well - I can't help how many penises I was born with. But I have learned to make up for this deficiency with excellent multitasking skills. Specifically with using a toy on her while she uses her lovely mouth on me. It drives her crazy; as I imagine it would most women :P

JuliaGaltic · 03-01-2006, 12:31 AM

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I have an anouncement:

I finally taught myself how to deepthroat a few nights ago.... erm... *blushes*

That is all.

*steps down from soapbox*

Disfunction · 03-01-2006, 06:02 AM

One of my female friends insisted that I deepthroat the banana I was eating when we happened to be on webcam with each other.
Dunno why, though. haha

Suiside_Kitty · 03-01-2006, 07:10 AM

I can't deepthroat. I gag when it goes in too far. I realy don't think he cares either way though. I've never gotten any complaints, at least. Would be interesting to learn though.. any tips, Julia?

Suiside_Kitty · 03-01-2006, 07:11 AM

Oh and Dis? Thats hot.

O_O

WolfMoon · 03-01-2006, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Suiside_Kitty

I've swallowed a few times. If you do it right it's really not so bad. This isn't to say I make it a point to swallow. I'm gonna spit if at all possable. But sometimes there's just no way around it. Like giving a guy oral in the car on the way to work..

...or on the way home.

Deep throating isn't hard. It just takes practice. You have to get used to your gag reflex and learn to relax it. Then depending on how big your guy is, you have to also allow you esophagus to get used to stretching for him.

You don't have to be a sword swallower to be good at it, although I've heard that it doesn't hurt.

Julia, good for you, girl! I enjoy those moments.

Ah, the hair pulling, head grasping-gasping, 'Oh, God' s!

Great, now I'm all horny.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-01-2006, 08:58 AM

Finally a club I am left out of...

It's just you and me Suicide..

*sniffle*

Although I have to agree that I have never had any complaints either..

I just use my Hand & Mouth at the same time..

Few things make him WEAKER than the Dual Stimulation..

*wipes chin*

Disfunction · 03-01-2006, 09:02 AM

I feel really, really out of place in all of this, mind you... oral sex has never held any appeal for me, neither giving nor receiving. *sighs*

Suiside_Kitty · 03-01-2006, 09:11 AM

Hands and mouth going at the same time is always a winner!
Squeezing the balls sort of hard when he's cumming always works well, too. You just have to be reeeeeealy careful with that one.
He's always telling me how good I am at oral, so I must be doing something right. *shrug*

Suiside_Kitty · 03-01-2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

...or on the way home.

Deep throating isn't hard. It just takes practice. You have to get used to your gag reflex and learn to relax it. Then depending on how big your guy is, you have to also allow you esophagus to get used to stretching for him.

You don't have to be a sword swallower to be good at it, although I've heard that it doesn't hurt.

Julia, good for you, girl! I enjoy those moments.

Ah, the hair pulling, head grasping-gasping, 'Oh, God' s!

Great, now I'm all horny.

He is pretty damn big, but not like, insanely huge.. so I'm sure it's possable.

I almost want to go wake him up right now just to start practicing!

But I wont, of course. I'm deffinitly going to have to work on it though. I'm sure He'll appreciate it. Thanks for the tips, Wolfy. XD

WolfMoon · 03-01-2006, 09:54 AM

Dis, you just haven't had it done properly, yet.

Kitty, You're welcome.

EPS, it's really not hard. I promise. But Dual Stimulation has never been a bad thing, either. As long as he's not saying 'I wish you did it like my X' you must be doing something right.

*licks*

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-01-2006, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

EPS, it's really not hard. I promise. But Dual Stimulation has never been a bad thing, either. As long as he's not saying 'I wish you did it like my X' you must be doing something right.

*licks*

Well uhh it's really his Size that's the issue.

I mean if I were to accomplish this mystical feat, he'd be 3/4 of the way to my Lungs..

I can place BOTH my hands(one on top of the other) on it, with a few inches peeping out the top of the 2nd hand, if that gives you an indication of what I am dealing with here.

And I don't have little Girly hands..

*blushes*

I pretty much would HAVE to be a Sword Swallower.

But I do things with my Tongue, Lips & Fingers that make him completely come unhinged..

*Pun Intended*

Suiside_Kitty · 03-01-2006, 10:10 AM

"I can place BOTH my hands(one on top of the other) on it, with a few inches peeping out the top of the 2nd hand, if that gives you an indication of what I am dealing with here. "

...

......

...

O_O

JuliaGaltic · 03-01-2006, 10:30 AM

I'm still perfecting it. Normally, I don't have any problem with my teeth getting in the way. My bf has always complimented the lack of teeth involved when I'm in that region. Going deep like that has brought my teeth back into the equation and it will take some creativity and lots of practice to figure out how to position everything so that they're no longer in the way.

EPS and Suiside, I'm 24 and at this point I thought I was done learning new things.. truth is, I just always thought I couldn't so I never really tried. I was surprised when after a month of easing into it, I finally did it! Although, I still pretty much stick to the norm "Dual Action" way. My bf is very happy with that and always has been so no need to change it... this will just be something else I can do for a change of pace every once in a while.

I'm still proud of myself though...

WolfMoon · 03-01-2006, 10:37 AM

Julia, just forget that your teeth exist at all. As far as you're concerned "there is no teeth", mkay?

EPS, DAYUM, just da-yum!! Well, no wonder.

*ahem*

Manimal · 03-01-2006, 10:40 AM

Alright now - thank you honey for the compliment but let's not get carried away. Her description with the hands thing is accurate but I think it makes it sound like I'm bigger than I am. I'm not sure how I'd discribe it - or that it's even necissary - but I certainly don't think I'm some kind of King Kock. I'd say I'm fairly average by pron film standards - the only place I see other cocks.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-01-2006, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Manimal

Alright now - thank you honey for the compliment but let's not get carried away. Her description with the hands thing is accurate but I think it makes it sound like I'm bigger than I am. I'm not sure how I'd discribe it - or that it's even necissary - but I certainly don't think I'm some kind of King Kock. I'd say I'm fairly average by pron film standards - the only place I see other cocks.

He's just being Modest..

*pat pat*

That's how you can tell the guys with the REALLY Big Ones..

They don't brag about it..

Now remember Ladies, how he describes his enjoyment of 'hurting' me and then add his Ginormous Size to that equation..

0.o

And ya wonder why I walk with a limp..

*Blushes*

Yes, I'm a very lucky Girl.

*Happy Sighs*

We should get Julia something special for her Amazing Accomplishment..

Hmm..

I'm thinking one of these three Yummy Choices;

*NOT WORK OR KID FRIENDLY*

1)
2)
3)

I think the last choice would be the best... *Evil Grins*

Ben Lahnger · 03-01-2006, 11:35 AM

So I'm trying, little by little, to get caught up on the stuff I missed while I was out of town for 18 days. And I put "SEXUALITY" off until last as I knew it was gonna be a lot of stuff I would definitely want to pay attention to. But I had no idea I was gonna miss THIS:

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Originally Posted by Santarea

BOOBIES!!!!!! Or... dare I?.....

JUGS! - Kuh-nockers! - Casabas! - Hooters! - Breasticles! - Hot, Happy Love Bags! - Boobage! - Heckyl and Jeckyll! - Le Grande tetons! - Melons! - Front Porch! - Raisin Smugglers! - Spare Brains! - Conic Sections (From my ex, the math major) - Mammary Makers - Milkshake - Or, my personal motto: "Just Tits."

Santarea, I <3 you for this! I thought I knew all of them, but I'd never heard of "Raisin Smugglers"! Bwah-hah-hah-hah! And, yes, I do love me some boobies!

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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

Wow, your personal contributions to society are as worthless as my idea to shove a double fisted dildo up your narrow shit path ... Fucking ass monkey.

Priceless! Sanctus, equally adept with the lyrically sensuous and the scaldingly vulgar ... I like it!

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

I guess since you've all seen my cleavage I should just go ahead and flash......

(*)(*)

- Made ya look!

Wolfie, after seeing that delectable cleavage, you could pull that 20 times in a row and I would still look! Guess I'll just imagine instead ... Mmmmmm!

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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

It really wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I did gag a little cause it was something foreign that I had never allowed down my esophagus but other wise just a bit salty.

I guess it is all what the guy eats cause once my X wanted a blowjob and when I swallowed it was this god awful taste. I came to find out he had napalm hot wings earlier.

Yuck.

Eyes, well, eating the wings first and not forewarning you was just insensitive on his part. By the way, in her how-to video on performing felatio, Nina Hartley reports that if a guy eats celery regularly it can make his sperm much more pleasant ... even sweet tasting. I'm not sure if that would counter flaming hot barbeque sauce, however.

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

As far as that part of our relationship goes, it just one of the things we do that drives me uncontrollably crazy. I LOVE the way he tastes!! I've even been known to get Mad when I am making love to him with my mouth, and he DOESN'T finish that way.. I feel cheated and tend to get very pouty..

Plus just the fact that he is having his orgasm INSIDE my mouth, drives me wild, wild, wild.

DAMN, E_P_S! ... Now I am jealous!

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

No, Xng said she wished she had a man with two penises so she could suck and fuck at the same time...

Wouldn't they have to be on different parts of his body ... about 2.5-3 feet apart? Hmmm ... I think other than some kind of mythical beast or japanese tentacle monster or deformed mutant, the only way to get to this is with 2 guys. And group outings are definitely not for everyone. I've had many opportunities and only indulged twice. In those two instances I felt that everyone involved was grounded, honest and mature enought to handle it. But it is tricky.

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Oh, and the conversation about whether size matters was interesting. I have a question about that. Ladies, when a guy brags about his size, do you automatically assume he is lying?

Ben Lahnger · 03-01-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

He's just being Modest..

*pat pat*

That's how you can tell the guys with the REALLY Big Ones..

They don't brag about it..

Either that or they back it up with photos! LMAO!

So, if a guy says nothing about his size (as I have been conspicuously silent), then ladies, look out! ... er ... is that what you're saying?

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

We should get Julia something special for her Amazing Accomplishment..

Hmm..

I'm thinking one of these three Yummy Choices;

*NOT WORK OR KID FRIENDLY*

1)
2)
3)

I think the last choice would be the best... *Evil Grins*

Damn, I was thinking about the remote control butterfly before I got to number 3! Yep, it's perfect! I want a turn with the remote! <evil grin>

Disfunction · 03-01-2006, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Dis, you just haven't had it done properly, yet.

I'm quite certain that quality of interaction isn't my concern... something about it just.. irks me.

JuliaGaltic · 03-01-2006, 12:45 PM

Number 3, Number 3, Number 3! Yay! I can just imagine the hours of teasing and sweating and shivering... yummmm.

EPS, I didn't know that existed so you've given me the gift of knowledge.. next extra 100 bucks I get I'm clicking on my favorites, finding the one entitled "Remote Control Butterfly" and clicking that beautiful "add to cart" button.

Wolfie, thank you for the tip.

I will go Matrix on my teeth: "There are no teeth". Oh my goth, can someone say cheese? Sorry, I couldn't resist.

And on another note:

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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

Oh, and the conversation about whether size matters was interesting. I have a question about that. Ladies, when a guy brags about his size, do you automatically assume he is lying?

This brought up an interesting thought.

I always have been a pretty big believer in the "big hands" theory. In my experience, it has always been pretty damn accurate.

So Ben, that is how I would be able to tell if a buy was lying or just lacking modesty.

But girls and guys of gnet, I'm very interested in knowing what your thoughts/experiences on/with the "big hands" theory are.

Disfunction · 03-01-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

You're one of those that can't stop thinking "She has my peehole in her mouth," aren't you?

Among other things...

Ben Lahnger · 03-01-2006, 12:57 PM

My girlfriend noticed that a guy can have big hands, and that may relate, but he can also have slender fingers and that might not match up.

JuliaGaltic · 03-01-2006, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

I actually have a question regarding that. Do you think it has to do with the size of the hand as a whole, or the size of the palm alone or the size of the fingers alone?

I personally take it as it's more about the fingers, although, palms tend to be proportionate to fingers I think. I just think that it's all about proportion. For example, long and fat = long and fat. I'm sure, as with everything, there are exceptions. Some people are out of proportion, but I believe this applies to the majority of men.

Ben Lahnger · 03-01-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JuliaGaltic

I personally take it as it's more about the fingers, although, palms tend to be proportionate to fingers I think. I just think that it's all about proportion. For example, long and fat = long and fat. I'm sure, as with everything, there are exceptions. Some people are out of proportion, but I believe this applies to the majority of men.

Do a lot of women believe this?

So, for example, if a guy is well hung and wants to find a woman who thinks size matters, but has smallish hands ... is he doomed to missing out on a lot of opportunities because the women are making these judgements?

Do some women still feel that way about men's feet/shoes?

Hmmmmmm ... this is fascinating!

Oh, and julia ... I'm tempted to ask how big (pardon the pun) the sample group was, but I think I'll leave that one alone. I'm assuming that you're had enough experience to bear out that hypothesis, at least in your own judgement. In my case, I can tell you that my fingers do not exactly reflect my proportions, but as you say, there are exceptions.