Rant Thread

[WolfMoon]

Ha-ha!

Cuntbubble! I fucking love it!

[PhilSmith]

Originally Posted by Xnguela

I have a hearing problem. I'm not sure what the deal is, I think it's just wax build-up. I'm not clinically deaf or anything, but whenever possible I watch TV at top volume or with subtitles.

I never really went to concerts (ok, 2) so I couldn't've blown my eardrums, could I?

I clean the wax out constantly and I still can't hear worth shit.

Suggestions?

Get 'em syringed. High- (well, not that high)-pressure warm water works wonders when blasting out clumps of earwax. There's only so much one can remove with one's own efforts.

I was a martyr to waxy build-up in my younger days. Still am to a lesser extent.

[PhilSmith]

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Ha-ha!

Cuntbubble! I fucking love it!

VIZ: improving swearing vocabularies for more than 25 years now.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by The Minister Saint-Fond

Mahi Mahi, the high priest of Guphtah, the flat-footed mule god of pinball and spare change (MAHA GUPHTAH SHAKUTI HEY!) once dispensed this wisdom to me:

Always call the beastly ho-bag racist waitress to account AFTER receiving your food.

That is all...

I didn't fall off of the Passion Fruit truck yesterday, my dear friend..

Commandent #13 and a Half.

Thou Shalt Not Invite Spittle or Spooge Into Thine Sustenance, Albeit Unwittingly...

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And and as the Redneck Ho-Bag Waitress opened the Seventh Seal, Silence covered the Sky..

[The Minister Saint-Fond]

Thou Shalt Not Invite Spittle or Spooge Into Thine Sustenance, Albeit Unwittingly...

A thousand poets poeting continuously for a thousand years could not sufficiently describle how much you rock.

[Tall One In Black]

I grew up in a black and white town. There were blacks and there were whites... and the racial divide between the two was a mammoth gaping chasm. Stereotypical old-school southern prejudice at its most obvious.

I knew a dozen derogatory names for blacks. But I had never heard the term "wetback" or "kike" or "spic." I knew one girl whose parents were Korean and I knew one Jewish family. That was the extent of my exposure to "other cultures."

Now I live in Washington, D.C. There are people of every shade from alabaster to ebony. I see people in turbans, veils, and saris along with designer suits. I get on the train and hear Spanish, German, and assorted unidentifiable languages while watching a guy reading Chinese. And I absolutely LOVE it.

Here's what I wish I could convey to my parents and all the other southern whites:
I know you think that black people are completely different than whites. But you wait until you encounter a Japanese man who bows at you, eats raw fish and sleeps on a straw mat... or a Sikh man who wears a turban to cover the hair that he never cuts and speaks a language you can't make heads or tails of... then you'll realize that black people are not so different after all.

[DrenchedInGin]

Tall One, if the whole world was populated with people like you, the world would be a much better place. And better dressed.

I too grew up in a very multicultural place. People came to this tiny town from all over the world to work on a great engineering scheme, including my parents. Until I was three years old I thought everybody in Australia had come across in a boat (myself included. I remember being very pleased to discover I was born there).

Intolerance makes me spew.

[Circle V]

It seems to me that most hatred and prejudice is directed toward things and people that are different-- but not very-- from what we are or are familiar with. Some things are so alien to us that we can do little more than gape. Familiarity breeds contempt, and we are incapable of hating what we don't understand until we've had a chance to process it a little.

[DrenchedInGin]

Indeed. Which means those people who value differences (even if surrounded by hatred) are treasures. Some people seem to have the gift of accepting differences, large and small, rather than fearing them. Which is partly why I came searching for this place...

Since this is a rant thread, you know what really, really makes me boke?

Ignorant people who say 'oh, the PUREBRED [insert cultural group - usually indigenous - here] are okay, it's just the other ones who don't live traditionally/have the temerity to choose to live in cities/wish to be employed/wish to have the same rights as everybody else etc.'

I seem to hear that all the time, and every time I hear it I have to physically stop myself from flinging something at their stupid heads. Can people actually hear themselves when they say things like that? Where does this misplaced drivel come from? Can it be true, that allegedly educated people can catually think like this without their brains imploding?

(Pant, pant... must... calm down. Head... exploding...)

[DrenchedInGin]

Originally Posted by Santarea

Purebreeds suck- Mutts of the world unite!!!! Breed them out!!!!

Just kidding folks.

Hahahahaha! I walked into that one, didn't I? Thank you, I feel better now.

Good on you for arguing your point and doing it well, by the way.

[PhilSmith]

Jeffrey Rowland has already ranted about this, but he's not the only one to be annoyed at a cellular level with this practice.

No, another group deserving of my visceral hatred (ooh, don't I talk clever!) are people who say they have 'alot' of problems, or they have 'alot' to do, or have collected 'alot' of CDs.

It's 'a lot'. A lot. On account of the amount being, well, a lot.

A lot, people. It's not hard.

Cockbadgers.

[WolfMoon]

Hey Tall One!

You haven't lived til you've had a chorus of Japanese men call your name.


And Phil, sorry I know I do that alot.

[Tall One In Black]

Phil:

This is one of the few places online where you'll find people who rant about bad grammar. It's great! People here value proper spelling; it's one of the reasons I continue to read and post here. Many boards are filled with horrible spelling and netspeak, triggering my gag reflex.

I agree that "alot" is painful. It's on the Top Ten list with "your/you're" and "it's/its." And don't even get me started on "u" and "taz."

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by Tall One In Black

Phil:

This is one of the few places online where you'll find people who rant about bad grammar. It's great! People here value proper spelling; it's one of the reasons I continue to read and post here. Many boards are filled with horrible spelling and netspeak, triggering my gag reflex.

I agree that "alot" is painful. It's on the Top Ten list with "your/you're" and "it's/its." And don't even get me started on "u" and "taz."

Or to/too/two, GAH!!!!!

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

Spaceballs Rock!

[PhilSmith]

Originally Posted by Tall One In Black

Phil:

This is one of the few places online where you'll find people who rant about bad grammar. It's great! People here value proper spelling; it's one of the reasons I continue to read and post here. Many boards are filled with horrible spelling and netspeak, triggering my gag reflex.

I agree that "alot" is painful. It's on the Top Ten list with "your/you're" and "it's/its." And don't even get me started on "u" and "taz."

All right, provided you resolve not to get me started on 'their', "they're" and 'there'.

Too late. I've started myself now.

[FenrisQueen]

It's almost four in the morning, and I can't go to sleep. Don't worry, I'm not ranting about that. I've been having some troubles with friends lately, ya know, backstabbing, gossiping, the usual. Three of my good friends are currently homeless. I'm at my friends house, THEY are at my apartment. I like these guys, they're my friends... but teenagers? And completely without supervision, because my mom is out of town. It was stupid of me to even let them go there without me, but they don't have anywhere else to go. So I'm getting picked up in like two hours so I won't have to worry about them messing up my freaking place.
I'm also really sick of school. And I'm definitely getting suspended next week, because I skipped fourth period with my friend Scott, who has only three classes. He's been begging me to hang with him, so we went to Smoker Friendly, Wal-mart, Lonestar, and New World Coffeehouse. Then we drive around for a little bit. Then, I'm supposed to hang with some friends, not the ones I'm with, but others, but they kept changing the plans. So I said fuck it and came over to my friend Dave's place. But now I'm anxious because people are at my house when I'm not there.

I've said it before, I'll probably say it again. I want new friends.

[WolfMoon]

So get some new friends, girl!

It shouldn't be hard for you to find a few good people to hang with.

[Tall One In Black]

taz = that's

[Mr E Nigma]

Such a great feeling, yet I'm deprived of it so often.

[Catch]

I am Sick! of people always saying that it's all because of their friends. Good friends are hard to find and sometimes rolling with the good and bad is all part of life.

I've had some friends that maybe took a little too much time and put me in position I'd rather not be in. Really it's more than that it's finding your own personal path, because half the time it was 4 in the morning and I new I had a test the next day, it was really me. I wanted to stay up all night, because I was freaked out about the test and didn't want to go home.

That's right. I could sit around whining about everything, but it was my choice.

It seems to me like more people have to start taking responsibility for their own actions and stop blaming every body else for there problems. Might actually firgure out what is really bothering them and start living like how they want to.

You now, I moved away from my home town SLC. Now I don't have any friend, just good memories. It's given me a lot of time to reflect, but one day, and this has been since I moved, I'm going to go back and do more than kill time. Actually, go back and offer the support my friends need to get on their feet.

I'm tired of all the stigma, "burn out" and what not. I spend almost every waking hour trying to put the pieces together so I can firgure out how to get myself out of the gutter and then help them get out of the gutter.

So really all this sob crap is old. I've had so many experiences, and done things no one would believe if I told them. Why? Because of my friends. Not just the shiny cool one that work in cool places and know cool people but the ones that were just there for me when no one else was.

So anyone want to whine to me about friends you can stick it!

(However, I would like to reserve the right to whine about some crap that happened years and years ago that still bothers me, like this chick that I barely knew walking around saying that we were best friends, and then had the idiotcy to walk around saying I owe her because SHE TOLD A BUNCH OF SKINHEADS AGAINST RACIAL PREJUDICE THAT I WAS A WHITE SUPREMIST. She was under the impression that they were white supremisist shinheads. Well, Wrong again! Thanx for making my life a little more hellish. Plus, I'm bi-racial and jewish, so ya, everybody loves Me! B*tch!)

*pats his head* It's ok... no need to wave the flag of angst so quickly.

My whine. Yes, whine.

My uncle that has cancer is now in the hospital and it doesn't look like he's coming out anytime soon...

[Wise Child]

Shit. I'm really sorry to hear that, darkangel. I hope you have nice people with chocolate people around you at such a horrible time.

[Wise Child]

*gives virtual chocolate*

*looks at chocolate then takes a bite of Wise Child* You are much tastier...

Thanks for raising my spirits a bit!