Rant Thread - Page 88

02-25-2006, 10:26 PM

Oh God. Get some scissors and cut the umbilicol cord already.

Tell them to fuck off and just let dear old brother take care of the hag. No one deserves to be treated like that. Not from ANYONE. Who cares if she's you're mother. She's poisen to you.

Get rid of her because she doesn't want you to be happy. Go get that boy back and start living your life!

Godslayer Jillian · 02-25-2006, 11:27 PM

I have something to bitch about:

Trees!

Anyone else thinks trees are arrogant?

They believe they're soooo much better than I because they're tall.

Mr E Nigma · 02-26-2006, 08:42 AM

Actually tree's themselves aren't arboreal... Tha animals who inhabit the trees are...

=pokes= It's okay though. We still love you anyways.

And if you want to flame trees... Do just that, use a flamethrower ^_^

edible_eye · 02-26-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

Oh God. Get some scissors and cut the umbilicol cord already.

now that's laying some smack down.

you're over 40, kaguyahime. time to leave the nest.

seriously.

WolfMoon · 02-26-2006, 09:16 AM

Kaguyhime,

Why are you supporting your mother if she treats you like shit? Just because she carried you into this world? Cut her off. Don't pay any more bills for her. Make her fend for her damned self.

What kind of parasite lives off of their children?

Mr E, I agree! It's those damned squirrels! Always chittering away acting all high and mighty. Throwing acorns at people. Bastids!

Kaguyahime · 02-26-2006, 11:45 AM

Thank you Tall One in Black, GeishaGirl, edible_eye and WolfMoon for your input. I needed to read all that and you've all given me the resolve to do what I ought to have done a long time ago.

Tall One In Black · 02-26-2006, 03:50 PM

Trees rock!

Wait, that doesn't sound right. Trees are awesome!

The scene in LOTR: The Two Towers where the trees come in and destroy Saruman's tower proves that messing with trees = BAD IDEA.

Mr E Nigma · 02-26-2006, 04:35 PM

Yeah, and seriously... Anyone who has seen The Wizard of Oz knows how ruthless trees can be

02-26-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tall One In Black

Trees rock!

Wait, that doesn't sound right. Trees are awesome!

The scene in LOTR: The Two Towers where the trees come in and destroy Saruman's tower proves that messing with trees = BAD IDEA.

I got so sad in that scene when one of the Ents was burning. But then he ran to where the water was flooding so then all was right with the world.

Godslayer Jillian · 02-26-2006, 07:19 PM

Yeah, but what about those trees that think they're too good to walk?

WolfMoon · 02-26-2006, 08:40 PM

They're lazy bastards that need to be burned.

Godslayer Jillian · 02-26-2006, 09:23 PM

Bah, you can't trust in fire. We need to bite them off

WolfMoon · 02-27-2006, 08:16 AM

Guess we need to hire some dam beavers, then.

Mr E Nigma · 02-27-2006, 12:25 PM

That's... very umm.... odd.. O_O =fears bad milk=

Tall One In Black · 02-27-2006, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

I got so sad in that scene when one of the Ents was burning. But then he ran to where the water was flooding so then all was right with the world.

I love that part! He runs up to the water to put out his burning head... that was great!

I think I need to watch LOTR tonight.

Tall One In Black · 02-27-2006, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

My milk isn't supposed to go bad until March 01.

It's definitely bad.

Ew.

I don't mean to make fun of you, but I find it amusing when people think of the expiration date on milk as some sort of deadline - like the milk is guaranteed to be good up until midnight of that date, but then it will instantly turn bad.

A friend of mine freaked out once when I drank milk that was past its expiration date. "Oh my god! You can't drink that, it expired TWO DAYS AGO!" She expected me to throw away perfectly good milk because of the date on the jug (which is only a guideline, after all.)

Years ago, I did once take a mouthful of milk that had spoiled. That is NOT a mistake I will make again. No matter what the date, I always sniff milk before I pour it. Even if I'm refilling my glass from ten minutes ago, I sniff the milk again.

edible_eye · 02-27-2006, 03:45 PM

ever tilt a carton to your mouth and have a soft curdle land on your tongue? that happened to me when i was 16.

so vile... i puked.

02-27-2006, 04:04 PM

Bleh, i've actually sat down in a rush with a nice big bowl of cereal...Cap'n Crunch i think it was...shovelled in a few (four) big spoons of sugar and then commenced to pour the milk. Took that first bite and it was bad.

Fucking milk.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-27-2006, 04:14 PM

Thats why Vanilla Soymilk is your friend..

No suprise chunks.

Plus it doesn't contain all of the Vile things Milk does, and doesn't do the harm to your body that Milk does to your Body.

Milk=Bad

JuliaGaltic · 02-27-2006, 05:17 PM

Vanilla Soymilk?! Oh, bless you for bringing that to my attention. I LOVE soymilk but I've only seen plain or chocolate.

*hops in car and races towards a Nature's Food Patch*

edible_eye · 02-27-2006, 06:32 PM

nah. i'll continue to live life on the edge, to take the milk-world by the balls, to shoot for the curd-less stars.

enjoy that soy, though.

Godslayer Jillian · 02-27-2006, 07:26 PM

I'm terrible at knowing when something expired. I once made me some chocolate milk and ate some Milanos, and I eat them by putting half a Milano in my mouth, having a big sip of milk, and let it soften a little.
That day, the cookies were strangely sour.
Next day, my mother opened the milk for some cereal, and she said it smelled so foul. It had expired three days ago

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-27-2006, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuliaGaltic

Vanilla Soymilk?! Oh, bless you for bringing that to my attention. I LOVE soymilk but I've only seen plain or chocolate.

*hops in car and races towards a Nature's Food Patch*

"Silk' Soy makes the best Vanilla in my opinion.

They also have a new " Very Vanilla " that is pretty damn tasty as well. Poured over some tasty Blueberry Pecan Cereal, only Sex is better.

JuliaGaltic · 02-27-2006, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

"Silk' Soy makes the best Vanilla in my opinion.

They also have a new " Very Vanilla " that is pretty damn tasty as well. Poured over some tasty Blueberry Pecan Cereal, only Sex is better.

Thanks for the tips

I will definitely keep my eyes peeled for those on my next grocery shopping trip.

Tall One In Black · 02-27-2006, 08:21 PM

I hate you.

I lie down at bedtime and you attack me. The sadness strangles me. It’s heavy; it squeezes me so tightly I can barely breathe. The tears start to flow down my face. The noise in my head grows unbearably loud and I want to pound my head to shut it up. The scream wells up from my core and forces its way out of my mouth. My body rocks back and forth while my head pounds. I sob. I tremble. It hurts.

It hurts.

Why do you do this to me? What have I done to deserve it? Isn’t 31 years enough?

Why can’t you leave me alone?

Just go away. Go away. Go away!

I hate you. You ruin my life.

The face looking at me from the mirror isn’t mine. You’ve twisted it, contorted it, made it ugly. It’s hideous and I can’t bear the sight of it.

I hate you. I hate you with a fury unrivaled. Every cell in my body loathes you. I seethe and grit my teeth until I think they will crack.

The hate gives me strength.

I stare you down in the mirror. You will not win. I will fight you every minute of every day until you are annihilated.

You

cannot

have

me.

Do you hear me, you vile, malevolent infection!? You cannot have me.

.