.: Randomness :.

My puppy sounds like an angry ewok when he growls.

[Ben Lahnger]

I've had people ask for details about my trip to the Canary Islands. I'm thinking about how to do a write-up. I could post little bits here and there in .:Randomness:. or I could start a new thread. I would normally go the Random route. But while I was gone I was e-mailing a photo diary home on a daily basis, and if I started a new thread, I could post those e-mails and pictures and give a more coherent, chronological accounting of the adventure. I'm thinking that is the way to go.

Any opinions?

[Metatron]

That'd be really awesome if you do that! I'm all for it!

[Ben Lahnger]

Okay. The emails I sent to my family each day included an accounting of the days events or some things I had noticed, along with up to 4 pictures per e-mail that I had taken with the VGA camera on my cell phone. For doing a thread here, I will include all that, and intersperse some of the pictures I took with the 2 and 4 megapixel cameras.

Giive me a couple of days to get it all organized, and to get the photos uploaded to PhotoBucket. Plus I need a little time to self-edit ... I took hundreds of pictures, and obviously I need to choose a small selection of representative photos. Then I'll create the thread in General and post it all.

[winged_dreams]

Pasta is tasty.

[winged_dreams]

*is worried* I got sent home from my job today since it was so slow. It gives me more time to study but I need the money. I was thinking about getting a small loan from the bank but I'd rather not. I hate worrying about money. And I like this job so I really don't want to get a new one.

It tastes like it's got butter inside.

Originally Posted by winged_dreams

*is worried* I got sent home from my job today since it was so slow. It gives me more time to study but I need the money. I was thinking about getting a small loan from the bank but I'd rather not. I hate worrying about money. And I like this job so I really don't want to get a new one.

I'm sorry sweetie. I hate worrying about money too. Hope everything turns out ok.

*Hugs

[winged_dreams]

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

I'm sorry sweetie. I hate worrying about money too. Hope everything turns out ok.

*Hugs

Thanks. I'm depressed now but I sort of blame that on my hormones. I'm tempted to ask my fiance's parents for some money (about 500 dollars or so). They have a decent amount of money and they like me enough. Thanks for the support. I wuv you!

My random bit.

I hate my job and I want to quit.

[Circle V]

Nice rhyming.

Heh, I didn't even notice that. I guess that's what happens when you are overworked.

[Suiside_Kitty]

Thats scarry.

[Suiside_Kitty]

That was in response to what Xng posted.. btw.

[Mr E Nigma]

Giant.... SNSV... JBL... Pelonis... 7550... Versatile... pool... qapmoC

hmm... very interesting...

[Sanctus Dei]

-Art Institute step one, apply.
Q-Where did my $50 go??
A-The Application..
Q-Why?
A-It applies the the application.

Oh.

-Step Two, write an essay.
Q-Why?
A-To Apply.
Q-Didn't the application apply to...apply?
A-No.

Oh.

Step Three, include a portfolio.
Q-Why? Isn't that what I'm paying 70,000 to get?
A-No.

oh.

Final Step, Fill out your FAFSA form.
Q-For 70,000 shouldn't you do that for me?
A-No.

oh.

[Blushing Heliophobe]

I remember there was some Chuck Norris facts posted by EE a while back? I was emailed some more by a friend, and here they are.



JUST SOME FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS IN CASE YOU DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW:



-Dairy Queen used to be Dairy King until Chuck Norris made it his bitch.



-The word Lesbian, derives from the old latin word which rougly translates

Into - she who has not yet been introduced to Chuck Norris.



-Chuck Norris eats the toy that comes in the Happy Meal.



-Chuck Norris showed MC Hammer who was the man when he touched it.



-for a brief period in history, Chuck Norris stole the Letter F from the alphabet. That is why we have words like photo and Dr. Phil.



-Chuck Norris taught the Kool-Aid man how to break through walls.



-When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt



-Chuck Norris does not "drop it like it's hot." To suggest that anything would be too hot for him to hold is laughable.



-Chuck Norris ripped out all of Charlie Browns hair except one, just to remind him that he would come back to eat him



-Onions do not make Chuck Norris cry. Chuck Norris makes onions shit themselves.



-Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas



-If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.



-If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the hell down.



-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.



-There is no "I" in team. But there is one in Norris. Screw you, team.



-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.



-When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third woman he had slept with.



-Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down.



-Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.



-Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.



-Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.



-Chuck Norris has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Chuck Norris ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Arbor Day.



-Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant; he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.



-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.



-In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.



-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.



-Chuck Norris once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.


Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.



-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.



-Chuck Norris doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while doing another.



-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.



-The eternal conundrum; "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object", was finally solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.



-Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Chuck Norris.



-Chuck Norris was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.



-Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light… Except pink… His mom invented pink.



-Whenever Chuck Norris puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.



-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't pushing himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.



-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.



- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.



-The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.



-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.



-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.



-Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.



-Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.



-Chuck Norris has his own sneaker but if you saw the commercial for it your head would explode.



-Chuck Norris once looked at someone for too long while he was talking to them and blew their big toe off.

I broke down and got AIM. You bitches better talk to me!

[IlGato_DiDiablo]

I almost got confused between Chuck Norris and Philip Morris!!
heehee

Silly little me !

[Blushing Heliophobe]

I have no access to civilian email or messengers on this freaking computer.

Thank you, Big Brother. Really...thanks.

So I'm excused!

Santarea, I'm bored. Come play with me!!

[IlGato_DiDiablo]

So who exactly is Chuck Norris ?

I definatly know Philip!

Chuck Norris is a quasi famous action star. He's like the poor mans Jean Claude Van Dam. And Mr. Van Dam isn't that great to begin with.

What annoys me the most is his psuedo beard. That shit does not look real. Here's a picture of Mr. Norris:

Here's a bit of randomness.

I just got a call from my friend who was in hysterics because her sister, another good friend of mine, was about to walk into oncoming traffic on the freeway.

She got drunk, started talking to a guy that she has a bad history with on the phone. She decided she needs to go to the gym to blow of steam, but my friend tells her she will drive.

They get all the way to 24 Hour Fitness, then the sister turns on her best friend, starts calling her a whole bunch of things, gets out of the car makes a break for the freeway.

She starts walking up the off ramp, causing cars to swerve out of her way. The best friend runs after her and says she will do anything if she would just get in the car. The sister walks back down the off-ramp, past the car and takes off running down the street.

My friend calls me at this point. I race down in my car, find her at an Arco station on a pay phone trying to contact wonder boi. I walk up to her and put my arm around her and tell her to get in my car. She flips me off and she continues her call. Her best friend gets out of the car, and sister starts to get crazy. I hold best friend, put my hand over her mouth because she babbling and tell sister to get in my car and she can stay at my house away from best friend.

Sister says no. I tell her if I make best friend stay at my house, will she go home with my friend? She says no and I tell her she either picks a car or I'm calling the police. She tells me to call them and have them take her to jail. My friend begs me not to.

Sister finally walks up to my friends car and opens the door to talk to her. She then lunges into the car and starts punching my friend. I'm still holding Best Friend back. Sister stops and get into the car. My friend starts driving.

We are driving back to her house and she keeps pulling over a bit because Sister keeps trying to jump out of the car. I can see her punching my friend while she's driving.

We get to her apartment and before we park, my friend jumps out of the car with the keys and walks away. Her nose and mouth are bleeding. Sister starts screaming to give her the keys. My friend says no. Sister attacks her again. My friend runs. They run back, and sister falls. My friend attacks her.

Then, sister walks away to her house, my friend parks her sisters car, and I am now sitting here with both my friend and the best friend.

Sister is still drunk but we have her car keys.

All at the lovely hour of 3 in the morning.

Yay alchohal.

[Blushing Heliophobe]

Wow. I would wait until she's sober and kick her ass so that she remembers it. You are a way more patient person than I am...

Uh-Oh!!! I went out to get a sandwich and tea for lunch. Then I decided to drop by the bookstore...bad idea. I just dropped almost $90. I got some great books, and even some of thos mix CDs with Marilyn Monroe and Ella Fitzgerald.

They didn't give me Mayo with my sandwich. I'm butthurt about that.