.: Randomness :. - Page 245

tenet_2012 · 03-14-2006, 05:25 PM

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

Gnossos · 03-14-2006, 05:43 PM

Tekajo, everything about Cincinnati sucks ass, except Skyline Chili and the early-to-mid- '70's Reds. I had to grow up there, I know whereof I speak.

My brother called me tonight, and asked if I knew someone named Lena Williams, PHS class of '81. She'd gotten his number somehow, and was trying to contact me. I vaguely remembered some boosterish, student-councilly type, and wondered why on earth she'd want to talk to me. Then I did a little basic math:

It's the 25th class reunion!

I hated almost everything about high school (Latin Club and orchestra were bright spots, which should tell you all you need to know), and have no desire to see or speak to anyone who might show up at this shindig.

Of course, if I had Carrie-powers, I might attend.

I'll carry a grudge till my arms fall off.

Magpie_Tendencies · 03-14-2006, 07:26 PM

Dammit! You sucked me in, Xng.

Godslayer Jillian · 03-14-2006, 08:38 PM

Is my computer not working? Or is www.pathetic.com precisely that, pathetic?

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 08:39 PM

All white screen? Look to the far far left side of the screen and up.

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkangel29

OMGZ! Reject and I joined at the same time..

*faints into bubble bath*

I take it that's a good thing?

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 08:49 PM

I joined,
made around 3 posts and vanished into other forumdom.
In case you care.
Now I'm actually posting on a regular basis.

I like cheese.

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 09:17 PM

This late(early) at night?

Isn't it cold in Hell,Canada?

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 09:29 PM

It will be
High: 6°
Low: -1°
Wednesday(It's already today)

WolfMoon · 03-14-2006, 09:37 PM

Do birds pee?

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 09:38 PM

I think it's outstanding that you have
the skill to do something like that.
-I had no idea you taught(and were missed).

Magpie_Tendencies · 03-14-2006, 09:39 PM

I don't think so. I mean, I know people who've been pooped on by birds but I've never met anyone who's been peed on by a bird.

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Do birds pee?

Why must you derail my bicycle of thought?

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy

I don't even have a car for birds to pee/shit on.

I don't want to add to the pollution already in the Ozone.
Gas prices are astronomical.
-and SUVs' suck.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-14-2006, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Do birds pee?

From the Straight Dope;

Birds urinate, it's just that their urine is semisolid rather than liquid.

Birds excrete their nitrogenous wastes, derived mostly from the breakdown of proteins, in the form of uric acid rather than urea as mammals do. Unlike urea, uric acid is almost insoluble in water, and is excreted in the form of crystals that form a semisolid white paste. Not needing to store liquid wastes, birds lack a bladder. Instead urine passes from the ureters into the cloaca, a common chamber for the passage of digestive and urinary wastes, as well as for reproductive products. A bird dropping usually contains both white uric acid crystals, and a concentrated mass of digestive wastes such as insect cuticle or seeds.

SOURCE

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 09:54 PM

I'm glad that mystery has been solved.

WolfMoon · 03-14-2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reject_Bunnies

Why must you derail my bicycle of thought?

I just like throwin' the monkey wrench.

I'm glad that mystery has been solved too.

Reject_Bunnies · 03-14-2006, 10:01 PM

You're throwing the monkey wrench into the spokes of life.
{thank-you,please tip your waitperson}

NyQuil of Doom · 03-14-2006, 10:18 PM

Well... I'm not about to go back and read through everything, but I must say the little ornithology lesson a few posts up was quite enlightening.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-14-2006, 10:25 PM

Hey Beautiful..

We sure missed you around here..

Where oh where have you been??

WolfMoon · 03-14-2006, 10:29 PM

Welcome back, NyQuil.

If you're really,really board(lol) you could go re-introduce yourself. We have a forum just for that now.

Sanctus Dei · 03-14-2006, 10:33 PM

I'm in the final stages of planning a localized mass homocidal rage... but I'm broke and I can't afford the bullets. Must every moment in life play against me?

Sanctus Dei · 03-14-2006, 10:34 PM

Hi NyQuil!!

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-14-2006, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

I'm in the final stages of planning a localized mass homocidal rage... but I'm broke and I can't afford the bullets. Must every moment in life play against me?

We can pool our funds for the bullets?

I'm a damn good shot.

What has you homicidal?

tenet_2012 · 03-15-2006, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

I'm in the final stages of planning a localized mass homocidal rage... but I'm broke and I can't afford the bullets. Must every moment in life play against me?

Stay away from the south side, psycho...