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View Poll Results: Are you with god or not
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God
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Neither("I don't care" or any other reason)
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02-09-2006, 03:40 AM
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#151
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 182
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Yeah, but...
But...
Erm...
Ah, sod it. Pan's responsible for pan-pipes. You know all those Pan Pipe Moods CDs? All the horrible renditions of I Will Always Love You and My Heart Will Go On and other ghastly movie themes played on the pan-pipes?
His fault. Every last one of them ultimately his fault. Pan is a false god. Goat be praised!
Last edited by PhilSmith; 02-09-2006 at 03:41 AM.
Reason: Why can't I get my pronouns straight? Oh yeah. No sleep.
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02-09-2006, 04:03 AM
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#152
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
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Yeah, but Pan's supposed to be really lucky. I could use some luck at the mo'. Sigh. And he never actually WROTE those songs tht always get put on pan pipe CDs, like *shudder* WInd Beneath My Wings. All things considered, I'd buy him a pint.
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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02-09-2006, 04:20 AM
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#153
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 182
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He'll have already mooched one off you. And spilt yours. And probably taken a sip from half a dozen other peoples' while they're not looking.
Not that I'm claiming any personal knowledge of Pan's boozing habits or anything. Nah, if we're going for the Greek pantheon, gimme Zagreus / Dionysus any day of the week. Try buying him a pint, he'll decline and get a round in himself. 
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02-09-2006, 05:21 AM
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#154
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Kokomo, IN
Posts: 48
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Anyway, I did some research e-force, and there is actually no mention of Satanists in the Bible at all...
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02-09-2006, 05:45 AM
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#155
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Haha - the pipes that Pan played were the transformed body of a nymph who became a reed rather than be r*ped by him. That's really romantic...note sarcasm.
Satanism is a recent development. Why in the hell would it be in the Bible?
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02-09-2006, 09:09 AM
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#156
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by PhilSmith
He'll have already mooched one off you. And spilt yours. And probably taken a sip from half a dozen other peoples' while they're not looking.
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That bastid's been taking lessons from me!!!
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02-09-2006, 09:12 AM
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#157
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Wolfie likes the OP brand - other people's!!!
(hardy-har)
Come on, Wolfie - with a face like that and BOOBZ like yours, you've never paid for a drink in your life...
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02-09-2006, 09:15 AM
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#158
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Well I did get one free last time I was out. I'm not allowed to get free drinks seeing as how I'm married and all.
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02-09-2006, 10:11 AM
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#159
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Originally Posted by PhilSmith
Why only one god, anyway? I have several.
Whoops the Great Neglector, Goat, That Guy over There (one should always have a god close at hand), the Fuck (invoked by almost everyone who speaks English), the Gelatinous Cube...
I've got a few Discordian sympathies too, but no-one in their right mind would worship Eris.
Try finding a self-respecting devil, arch-fiend or duke of Hell to oppose that lot! |
Damnit man, that still has me laughing. Thanks. i needed it.
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02-09-2006, 03:01 PM
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#160
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 61
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Originally Posted by Punklike Dude
Anyway, I did some research e-force, and there is actually no mention of Satanists in the Bible at all...
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I didnt say satanist, they told mne in spanish"Los hijos del mal" is like "The sons of chaos" more or less, not satanist like that
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02-09-2006, 03:38 PM
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#161
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Originally Posted by PhilSmith
He'll have already mooched one off you. And spilt yours. And probably taken a sip from half a dozen other peoples' while they're not looking.
Not that I'm claiming any personal knowledge of Pan's boozing habits or anything. Nah, if we're going for the Greek pantheon, gimme Zagreus / Dionysus any day of the week. Try buying him a pint, he'll decline and get a round in himself. |
I...
...I love you.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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02-09-2006, 03:56 PM
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#162
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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DIS!!!!!
*pounce-HUGZ*
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02-09-2006, 04:03 PM
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#163
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
DIS!!!!!
*pounce-HUGZ*
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WOLFAYYYYY!!!! *hugs back*
How are you, me beauty?
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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02-09-2006, 08:50 PM
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#164
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: middle of nowhere - Wisconsin
Posts: 397
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This thread asks if I'm with God? Seeing as in the next month and a half I'll be continuously being the one responsible for the crucifixion of Christ....I'm going to say no on this one. Pilate roolz!
Actually I should probably redeem myself for being such a bad bad person on stage...so I guess, yeah. God's okay in my book.
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02-09-2006, 09:43 PM
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#165
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: middle of nowhere - Wisconsin
Posts: 397
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Sexy Jordan-pants is Peter.
Arthur is Herod.
Ryan is Judas!
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your future is in my hands. scared yet? :-x
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02-10-2006, 01:11 AM
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#166
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 182
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Originally Posted by Santarea
You chose Pan? Man, if I had to choose a flautist-god, I would hav gone with Pan's protege, Zamfir, the master of the pan flute.
CHrist, but you peope are narrowmnded.
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The pan-flute is the instrument of evil!
Well, not evil. More a kind of low-grade mediocrity that leaves one's soul tarnished and one's aesthetic sense forever impoverished.
Y'don't see any of the Ęsir playing pan-pipe. Oh, no. If they had electricity they'd have Gibson Flying Vs...
(edit)
Apart from Odin. As bassist he'd have a Rickenbacker 4001.
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02-10-2006, 02:11 AM
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#167
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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I like the way you think, Phil! Of course Thor would be handling the drums...
Thunder, baby!!
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02-10-2006, 02:23 AM
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#168
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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"Drums are the Devil's tom-toms!" - my former pastor
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02-10-2006, 02:25 AM
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#169
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 182
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Originally Posted by Blushing Heliophobe
"Drums are the Devil's tom-toms!" - my former pastor
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But tom-toms are drums, which makes tom-toms the devil's tom-toms, which makes tom-toms the devil's tom-tom-tom-toms, which makes tom-toms the...
I think I need to go and have a lie-down...
Thor'd be one hell of a drummer. But what'd Tyr be able to do? With one hand he wouldn't make much of a guitarist...
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02-10-2006, 08:23 AM
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#170
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Disfunction
WOLFAYYYYY!!!! *hugs back*
How are you, me beauty?
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Alright, how've you been?
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02-10-2006, 08:24 AM
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#171
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by PhilSmith
But tom-toms are drums, which makes tom-toms the devil's tom-toms, which makes tom-toms the devil's tom-tom-tom-toms, which makes tom-toms the...
I think I need to go and have a lie-down...
Thor'd be one hell of a drummer. But what'd Tyr be able to do? With one hand he wouldn't make much of a guitarist...
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Tyr could play lame one-handed percussion, if he as really needed.
Fenris would, of course, be on vocals.
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02-10-2006, 08:28 AM
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#172
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Are we starting a hypothetical Hell Band?
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02-10-2006, 08:28 AM
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#173
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Alright, how've you been?
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Glad to hear it! Overall, I've been alright, too. A few bumps here and there, but alright.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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02-10-2006, 08:29 AM
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#174
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,243
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Anyone really contemplate just how gothic Jesus really is?
I mean, he's a friggin' zombie, after all.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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02-10-2006, 08:31 AM
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#175
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by Disfunction
Glad to hear it! Overall, I've been alright, too. A few bumps here and there, but alright.
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