Are you with god or not? - Page 9

Godslayer Jillian · 02-12-2006, 08:42 PM

Oh oh, thank ye gods this little skirmish is past

Godslayer Jillian · 02-12-2006, 10:20 PM

Who's guy's view? LaVey's?

Sanctus Dei · 02-12-2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by robster667

of this guy's views.................................http://www.churchofsatan.org/

Um yeah... Thanks so very much for your blantant lack of awareness. Pay fucking attention, the whole thread is about LeVey dumbass.

E-force... I don't really want to call you out, but I'm going to.

Please take a seat and take notes the following is intended to both aide and educate you.
Let's go back to that silly post you wrote (and I quote of course):

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Originally Posted by eforce

Lol I read that in the Church Of Satan's page, they say They are too intelling, or too sexy, or both...

Do we all notice class that no matter what the state of your computer that perchance, used in the manner noted above, the word "intelligent" would in no way require the suffix "ing" leading me 'Sherlock Dei' to deduct that conceivably this error was most assuredly the fault of the author? Or to reiterate...

........... You Fucked Up.

E….Admitting to a lack of absolute English literacy is the first step to acceptance... it's okay, there are help centers where you can find comfort and aide for your problems. Perhaps a group meeting will help you come to terms with your illness? You are the only one who can decide to repair the delicate fabric of your English comprehension... just remember dishonesty and blame shifting will not make you well...

(I'm seriously trying not the laugh... but it's not working.)

pitseleh · 02-12-2006, 11:31 PM

Love goes out to: The brilliant Sherlock Dei. Good deduction, excellent pipe-smoking style.

Seeing your words in action, Xnguela, is like watching beautiful fairies with sharp claws dancing in a dell. Too bad you had to dance with such a clumsy partner...

I'm sorry I started shit and you got in the middle of it, especially with the spanish bit, that I had no business doing. I just couldn't resist. It's just the first time I've seen the word "intelling", so it was just screaming to be called out.

Eforce, now that I know you are from a Spanish-speaking country(?), I feel kinda bad for calling you "estúpido". I admit I know that's a lot more insulting in Spanish than in English, even if I don't know Spanish. Ha! Maybe I just think it's oddly arousing when someone swears at me in a language I don't understand? But do try to stick to the Inglése, burro.

And also, on a forum like this, spell-checking before posting can save you trouble later, much like wearing high rubber boots when venturing into terrain where there be snakes.

Sanctus Dei · 02-13-2006, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by robster667

Say again? Get bent bitch

Bent like your shriveled dick?

Look, your post made no sense in the scheme of conversation you said "I identify with this guy's views...etc." then you link us to nothing specific??
Wtf?!

Okay, so it's the Church of Satan. Yeah, we get it, infact we had a link to the ACTUAL page not even five posts previous to yours. Then you refer to LaVey as "this guy"...um, we've provided his name for you at least once in the last ten posts and your still clueless? How strongly could you believe if you don't even know his name?

Honestly, do alittle back peddle in the posts before you feel the need to share (hell alittle subject research wouldn't hurt either), and if you don't want to be corrected then pay attention or get out.

Oh and side note, lay off the "..............." key, the context of your posting is ridiculous.

Blushing Heliophobe · 02-13-2006, 02:16 AM

I think he's just a troll, Dei, if you read the post history - there's about .5 of an iota of brain capacitance involved...

Sanctus Dei · 02-13-2006, 02:24 AM

Yeah.. I'm learning: To put out 'trolls'... remove wagging tongue to extinguish flames and ignore the remaining butt/ass until 'troll' is entirely put out.

Damn sensible rules.

Blushing Heliophobe · 02-13-2006, 02:31 AM

It's sad that those whom deserve mass flame-age the most are the ones too stupid to appreciate the expertly calculated way in which their ass is handed back to them.

*sigh*

And your flame-Queen skills are dispensed with uber-skill, ma'am.

angel_dark_demon_bright · 02-13-2006, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Santarea

That's not true, actually. I'd ike him better multpllty impaled on a horse's whittled dick. You can improve punctuation, but sometimes an illiterate fuck is just an iliterate fuck. Exceot in this case, where's he the anthromporphization of a badger's ass rash.

Point, but it makes the posts easier to read if they are puctuated and spelled correctly. In my case i make the best attempt possible in said matters. When you purposely misspell and leave out your commas and periods thats when i get annoyed.

move_along_kid · 02-13-2006, 10:16 AM

im mostly with god.there's a slight area i the graph that im not.and noone say anything to me,because all ive been getting is this ur too young to make decisions crap.

Wise Child · 02-13-2006, 10:18 AM

Your faith is your decision, m_a_kid. I'm sure no one will deny your right to it. People may ask questions about what you said, but that's just 'cause they love-a tha discussions

move_along_kid · 02-13-2006, 10:22 AM

Thanks.I'm glad someone isn't pissed off at me for making decisions.

cannibalnuns · 02-13-2006, 10:23 AM

Anyone want to convert to Bootyism? At least in that religion you can actually see what it speaks of. -admires all the booties passing by- Any religion that lets me look at backsides guilt free is the religion best for me. Wait till you see how you can contribute and donate to the establishment. -rubs hands together-

Wise Child · 02-13-2006, 10:29 AM

Well, if I thought you'd listen, I'd probably try impartting a little preachy wisdom - it's an oldie's privelage, y'know.

But unfortunately, I remember being eleven too well to have any delusions about you listening to my rambling advice... People make choices. That's how they develop their opinions. It's not a bad, thing, whatever your age.

Godslayer Jillian · 02-13-2006, 09:29 PM

Can my tushy be a prophet?

Godslayer Jillian · 02-13-2006, 09:44 PM

Don't worry, it will be the silent prophet

Ooooo, a statue oracle better

Godslayer Jillian · 02-13-2006, 09:45 PM

Hehe, don't listen to me, I'm high on root beer

Sanctus Dei · 02-14-2006, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by robster667

I think you need further schooling daniel son. I read the whole freaking thread. You did not link to THIS guy. I never said THIS guy was LaVey. I said I agree with THIS guy's views, I read his whole site actually beforehand a while ago. How much more freaking specific do I need to be? Are you that so full of yourself?

P.S. maybe you should actuallly read the about section...............of THIS guy...........http://www.churchofsatan.org/gallery.html

I would also burn myself alive before buying a- what is it now? 300 dollar membership at the authentic "Church of Satan".
enough said.........................

Maybe if your link went to that page in the first place, your post would have made sense.

Enough said.

WolfMoon · 02-15-2006, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Xnguela

A silent-but-deadly prophet?

HAHAHAHA!!!!

The SBD Prophet, Jill's Ass!!!

Everyone give it up for Jill's Ass!!!

I love it.

E-force, you're on my watch-list, buddy. And damn lucky I didn't have computer access yesterday.

*growls*

Beowulf · 02-15-2006, 12:43 PM

Hi Wolfie!

*waves*

Godslayer Jillian · 02-15-2006, 03:53 PM

Oh, don't worry much about Eforce. He's a cool guy

Godslayer Jillian · 02-15-2006, 03:57 PM

oh, yeah, well... I can't say anything about him, just, doesn't he have a life? He writes like 40 posts per day

Eforce · 02-15-2006, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

HAHAHAHA!!!!

The SBD Prophet, Jill's Ass!!!

Everyone give it up for Jill's Ass!!!

I love it.

E-force, you're on my watch-list, buddy. And damn lucky I didn't have computer access yesterday.

*growls*

What did i do now?

Godslayer Jillian · 02-15-2006, 04:00 PM

Hehe, well ,actually your average posts is six per day. Besides, I do know you, and you're sweet

Vasilius Konstantinos · 02-16-2006, 11:16 PM

In recent years I have found that most people who are either truly agnostic or just dabbling in agnosticism are usually from Fundamentalist backgrounds. Either they are running from a faith in which their parents have raised them in or they never truly cared for their family's background in a particular religious setting.

Oddly, I found most Wiccans come from Baptist backgrounds, Satanists(CoS) come from Pentecostal or Roman Catholic backgrounds and Atheists come from Episcopalian backgrounds.

(This is just an observation of mine- not an accurate or "judging" view. I am only noticing a pattern I have witnessed over the years. It is not true with everybody, in fact, it may only be where I have lived.)

"God save me from your followers" was a bumper sticker I saw a decade or so back and it still rings true to this day. Most Christians I have crossed upon know little of what they believe, and most of what they know only comes from a few Scriptures from the Bible. In fact, ask most American CHristians what they believe and the answer is "the Bible". Bible-olatry?

My point being for rambling is that I spent most of my life not knowing what I believed. Since I came to some plateau in life which has allowed me to truly extend my wings, I am asking all people of every faith they claim- to know what you believe in; examine why you believe it and at least practice it. I dont want to see someone say they are a "Christian" while they smackdown someone in need, or claim "Islam" and down a fifth of Bacardi 151.

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