Sexuality - Page 66

03-26-2006, 09:23 AM

That's what Mom told me... and that I might be a bit sore after...

Oy.

IlGato_DiDiablo · 03-26-2006, 11:51 AM

My mom is abit closed minded when it comes to sex and whatever. Anyways, I know what to do from the experienced people of the family! Whenever I meet them, it's sex ed 101 all over again!

03-26-2006, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by darkangel29

That's what Mom told me... and that I might be a bit sore after...

Oy.

They're not scary at all. The worst part about them is the awkwardness of having someone looking at your snatch.

It's over before you know it and all you feel is the q-tip thing pressing against your cervix. It's just pressure. Doesn't hurt at all. I promise.

Sanctus Dei · 03-26-2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by darkangel29

See... I asked Scott right out if he was into anything other than the "Mainstream" Stuff and he told me No. Then when we went to Millenium and I picked out a few corsets I wanted, his jaw hit the floor and shattered and there was drool everywhere... And he won't shut up about whether or not I was going to try them on or buy one...

So much for being into Vanilla...

Sanctus, it's nice to see you talking on the touchy topic. *hugs*

Not going to let the situation control my life..

Pap Smear.. Darkangel baby, nothing to be scared of it just seems intimidating... You'll feel pressure for awhile then it's over, everyone is right afer the first one you'll wonder what you were scared of!!!

(besides I'd be more worried about the male swab test... gah.)

03-26-2006, 09:31 PM

A little off topic with the height.....but I'm shorter than all of ya'll.

5'1''. Practically a toddler. Yay.

03-26-2006, 09:38 PM

It's sad really. My younger sister is 5'8'' and 160lbs. I'm 5'1'' at now a whopping 100lbs.

She can literally kick my ass.

*Sigh

Damn genetics.

03-26-2006, 10:28 PM

Well Geisha and Sanctus, I am scared about having it done. Probably won't hurt, but having someone look there is CREEPY as FUCK. Meh... I'll just think of all of you and keep my breathing nice and shallow...

Sanctus, I'm so glad that you aren't allowing it to hurt you further and poison your lovely sexy spirit.

I think maybe Eyes could take me... Maybe. I want to post a video of how many pushups I can do... I'm known as a bit of a buffer girl...

Regardless, I want to get the smear over and done with ASAP...

Oh and it was my mistake earlier... Mom corrected me. She's taking me VIBRATOR shopping... For when my man is "overseas"

Dear Lord in hell.

I can see my mom racing them on the floor in the sex shop... I'd probably bet on them too...

I have one Loving Fucked up Family!

Sanctus Dei · 03-26-2006, 11:41 PM

*blink* Vibrator Shopping?

w t f....

Ben Lahnger · 03-27-2006, 12:07 AM

Ummmm yeah, I'd have a problem with that.

"Mom, put the rabbit down. Yes, I realize it has the little bunny head there for clit stimulation, but, please ... just put it down!

Can we go now!"

Yep, very awkward!

TwistedKitsune · 03-27-2006, 12:11 AM

Yes indeedy, I'd have to agree with that being awkward. While I have, on occasion, wished my mother were more open reguarding things of a sexual nature, I've never wished her to be quite that open...that I'd have a problem with.

Mood · 03-27-2006, 12:54 AM

Since I can't reply to the current conversation (Hi people, by the way), I'll just answer the original question.

I am straight but I also believe that a) No-one is 100% straight, just 100% in denial, and b) that no sexual act between consenting individuals can be wrong.

ChreRot · 03-27-2006, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mood

Since I can't reply to the current conversation (Hi people, by the way), I'll just answer the original question.

I am straight but I also believe that a) No-one is 100% straight, just 100% in denial, and b) that no sexual act between consenting individuals can be wrong.

6' myself, but I beg to differ on this somewhat, I mean I don't have any attration at all for the same sex. Feminity is what turns me on but I don't know I have seen some transgendered sort that has cause me to reconsider tapping some ass. Am I gay or bi-curious or something entirely different?

tenet_2012 · 03-27-2006, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ChreRot

Feminity is what turns me on but I don't know I have seen some transgendered sort that has cause me to reconsider tapping some ass.

Tapping some ass?

Whatever...

Fucking n00bs!

ChreRot · 03-27-2006, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by tenet_2012

Tapping some ass?

Whatever...

Fucking n00bs!

LOL! That was so un--un.

TwistedKitsune · 03-27-2006, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by tenet_2012

Tapping some ass?

Whatever...

Fucking n00bs!

*cracks up* I heart you tenet

Mood · 03-27-2006, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ChreRot

6' myself, but I beg to differ on this somewhat, I mean I don't have any attration at all for the same sex. Feminity is what turns me on but I don't know I have seen some transgendered sort that has cause me to reconsider tapping some ass. Am I gay or bi-curious or something entirely different?

I believe that everyone will be attracted to at least one member of their sex for whatever reason (physical attraction, admiration, etc) in their lifetime. It's not something anyone has to act on, but I believe it to be there.

Also, I dispise the term bi-curious...everyone is bi-curious, at least in adolescence. It's redundant to catagorise yourself like that. Catagories like straight, gay and bi only are relevant because they advertise whom you are looking to date/bone.

Ben Lahnger · 03-27-2006, 08:59 AM

First up, I receive email spam (particularly in my hotmail account for some reason - thank you very much MSN) all the time for male enhancement products. They obviously don't know who they are talking to! 0-o

Anyway, I got this one today and laughed my ass off:

Wanna hold a brick on your dick? Try our Soft Cialis Tabs. (Warning: don’t try it).

Your neighbors lost their alarm-clock.
Don’t worry, the sounds of your satisfaction from having sex with our new Soft Cialis Tabs
will make them wake up every morning or even have sleepless nights if you enlarge your dose.

Yeah, I've been itching to try that brick thing. WTF? And yes, my primary goal in any sexual encounter is to wake up the neighbors. Her or my pleasure come secondary. Och, what a joke.

And then there was this cum-on personal-ad sex-site spam:

OhhJackie

I'm a Cock-craving Gangbang Slut and Cum Dumpster. A piece of Fuckmeat with a NEED to be USED. HA!

Yech! Just reading that made me feel dirty! Are there actually guys out there that think that's attractive?

gruel · 03-27-2006, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mood

I believe that everyone will be attracted to at least one member of their sex for whatever reason (physical attraction, admiration, etc) in their lifetime.
Also, I dispise the term bi-curious...everyone is bi-curious

Just because you admire someone(of the same gender)does not always mean you want to fuck them.
Everyone is "bi-curious",since when? Maybe you thought that you were/are,but then again you most likely learned to think that way in school;and watching television.

tenet_2012 · 03-27-2006, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by gruel

Just because you admire someone(of the same gender)does not always mean you want to fuck them.
Everyone is "bi-curious",since when? Maybe you thought that you were/are,but then again you most likely learned to think that way in school;and watching television.

Ummmm...

Fuck you, n00b.

I think that you are a troll.

Ignored.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-27-2006, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by gruel

Just because you admire someone(of the same gender)does not always mean you want to fuck them.
Everyone is "bi-curious",since when? Maybe you thought that you were/are,but then again you most likely learned to think that way in school;and watching television.

Oh looks, its Reject Bunny..

The other other Troll..

Whatever happened to you leaving and not coming back?

Please quit creating alternate accounts to sneak back in here.

You have been asked to leave many times, and ignoring me won't make this go away.

You are no longer welcome here, by your own doing.

You had your chance to be a quasi-decent member of this forum, and you couldn't manage to do it.

It's over and you are just embarassing yourself at this point.

Have some self respect..

Please leave.

gruel · 03-27-2006, 09:18 AM

That's right,run away and hide..."*sniff* *sniff*" "..dumb poopie head make me feel bad".
"*Cry*" Kids are so cute at that age

Shi'ark · 03-27-2006, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by gruel

That's right,run away and hide..."*sniff* *sniff*" "..dumb poopie head make me feel bad".
"*Cry*" Kids are so cute at that age

She said fuck off, not keep writing stuff.

Be a gentleman and do as the lady says.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-27-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by gruel

That's right,run away and hide..."*sniff* *sniff*" "..dumb poopie head make me feel bad".
"*Cry*" Kids are so cute at that age

Please just quit the crap.

It has been a really diffucult few days for this forum.

We don't need your negativity funking up the place.

Just have some pride and leave.

What is this your Third or Fourth fake screen name?

Just so you can come back and make fun of the people who post here?

You're embarassing yourself, just go away.

gruel · 03-27-2006, 09:45 AM

Who would be this 'Reject' person you keep assuming I am?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-27-2006, 10:18 AM

Oh give me a break.

We do have your IP Address.

Give us some credit.

Just go away please.