a wtf moment - Page 2

rockandrose · 11-30-2005, 06:14 PM

HAHA.

No.

11-30-2005, 07:43 PM

The last time I imbibed in spirits in a generous manner, I pulled my sweater hood over my head, pulled the strings tight, so that I looked like Kenny, and began to laugh hysterically as I tried to touch my nose with my tongue. The entire time, I remember I was vaguely thinking in the back of my mind "WTF am I doing?"

The next day, I found out that my boyfriend had recorded the whole moment on his camara. WTF was all I could say when I saw my behavior.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 11-30-2005, 09:59 PM

I have a large scar that dominates the very top right area of my forehead. I got it when I was 8 from running into the corner of a wall. The night before it happened, I had a premonition, or rather a dream of just the moment of impact (with the crazy shaking of the head). I didn't know what to make of it and then the next day I'm in the hospital getting a total of 31 stitches.

What...the fuck?

Funny thing is, I didn't feel a thing when it happened, but when I saw the blood... My mom said she could she part of my skull. She could have just been freaking out, but still...

TwistedKitsune · 11-30-2005, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rockandrose

I actually like broccoli.

I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old, lol.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 11-30-2005, 10:15 PM

*falls out of chair laughing*

That is my new sig. Thanks Kitsune.

*wipes tear from eye*

TwistedKitsune · 12-01-2005, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

*falls out of chair laughing*

That is my new sig. Thanks Kitsune.

*wipes tear from eye*

lol, your welcome...now I'm cracking up about it re-reading it, it still amazes me how funny things said in all seriousness can manage to be after the fact...ala "*whine/rant from the shallow end of a swimming pool at about 2:30 in the morning* Gleeeen, stop it! I'm trying to show Joe how to headbang and I can't continue if you steal my pants!!"

Demonista_Ravenesque · 12-01-2005, 01:51 AM

A what the fuck moment happened about three minutes ago....

I threw up and found three guitar picks lying in there.

Golly, what I just said was totally rancid.....

rockandrose · 12-01-2005, 03:39 AM

Demonista, you're cute as always.

TwistedKitsune · 12-01-2005, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque

A what the fuck moment happened about three minutes ago....

I threw up and found three guitar picks lying in there.

Golly, what I just said was totally rancid.....

lol, that is indeed a wtf moment, I'd have to agree

Auriane · 12-01-2005, 01:21 PM

I just had a wtf-moment today when I read about Kant's view on the synthetic a-priori nature of mathematics. I even wrote next to the paragraph "WTF? must ask hyper-intelligent friend about this".

Also, monday I directed a friend of mine to a gay Harry Potter fanfiction, not at all expecting her to like it. It was just very funny and I needed her to read it so I could repeat some of the jokes in casual conversation and she would know what I was on about. But now it turns out she actually liked it, and now she's reading Harry Potter fanfiction non-stop. I'm baffled.

TwistedKitsune · 12-01-2005, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Auriane

now she's reading Harry Potter fanfiction non-stop. I'm baffled.

The friend I'm currently living with does this non-stop, and writes her own, it's amusing....and, if your friend hasn't found http://www.restrictedsection.org you may want to suggest it *giggles* I'm mildly addicted to it...horrifying really...now I'm all "wtf..." at myself

Auriane · 12-01-2005, 02:06 PM

Teehee, I love that website ^_^

And I directed her to that too, but she seems to prefer lower rated stories. Anything more explicit than snogging quicks her. She'll get over it.

TwistedKitsune · 12-01-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Auriane

Teehee, I love that website ^_^

And I directed her to that too, but she seems to prefer lower rated stories. Anything more explicit than snogging quicks her. She'll get over it.

*giggle* it's yummy, ne?

AbelTheLiar · 12-15-2005, 06:27 AM

I have two. I was standing in the bathroom finishing what I was doing, felt like puking, everything went black and woke up on the floor with my mom sitting on the stairs next to me, with a stupid yet concerned look on her face. What the fuck was that all about. Before that (like a few weeks) I took a drink of soda and tried to swallow but wasn't ready so my esophegus cramped (felt like crap), then out of the blue, my vision blacks out, and I start to shake violently and uncontrollably. Aftrer it was over I sprang up onto my feet and saw the mess that had ensued. Then I needed to sit down. To this day I have no clue what the fuck that was. Any clues?

Ben Lahnger · 12-15-2005, 06:43 AM

One time I was in school (yes, this was years ago) at lunch in the cafeteria. I was taking a drink of milk when I had to hiccup and sneeze at the same time. My body got all spastic on me and milk came out of my nose. My girlfriend at the time broke up with me over it.

What. The. Fuck?

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-15-2005, 01:29 PM

What a bitch.

Bride_Of_Satan · 12-15-2005, 01:59 PM

This chava bitch who has been slagging me off calling me "Bitch of Darkness" (Which I take as a compliment really, however weird that sounds) was friend-less on the bus home from school the other night. She sat down beside me and said, "Hiya Sarah."
I was like "wtf is she taking?"

TheKorovaMilkbar · 12-16-2005, 08:02 AM

That is funny. She was worried because she didn't have her crew to back her up. How hilarious. I've had that happen before.

syn · 12-16-2005, 08:33 AM

When me and my other half were waiting to go into a gig and this bible basher decided that everyone in the que needed saving from hell, in particular us two and these two lesbians next to us. Which is a wtf moment on its own, but then we all ganged up together to get rid of him.

syn · 12-16-2005, 08:35 AM

Another one just after writing the last one, my other half grabbed my hair pulled my face to his groin, (still wearing his jeans) mock fucked the side of my head, and then my face while making monkey noises. WHAT THE FUCK!!!

aragon · 12-16-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by rubedo

i feel honored to have served you alien acid of mercy

i saw two hobo's fighting and i said wtf

In my town, A "hobo" pulled a gun on another hoboin front of the wall-mart and took all his panhandling money wtf!

Ben Lahnger · 12-16-2005, 11:46 AM

Wow ... the sensitive type, eh?!? LOL!

Ben Lahnger · 12-16-2005, 12:00 PM

sensitive type ... referring to Syn's comment about her SO

syn · 12-18-2005, 12:36 PM

It didn't hurt, he was just acting weird, cause he's had way too much sugar and caffine.

soggypicklemuncher · 12-18-2005, 01:27 PM

Hehe, I earned myself the nickname Snotbox in my little group of "gifted" kids in elementary school. At that time the school's gifted program was just a twice-weekly thing, where kids from 3-6 grade would be pulled out of class for a day or a half-day and do fun, pointless things that were supposed to make us smarter. What ended up happening is we missed out on class time and had to do extra work.

Anyway, when we had our "Epic" days all of the gifted kids would eat lunch together, and I had a tendency to get really hyper and laugh a lot back then. Well, one day a boy sitting across from me said something that cracked me up and I sprayed chocolate milk out my nose and onto his white shirt. That's when I got the name Snotbox. It didn't really catch on, but in following years occasionally some other person who had been there would call me Snotbox teasingly. It wan't a lone occurence, either. I often sprayed Dr. Pepper and root beer out my nose, but that was the only time it ever flew across the table and landed on someone.