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View Poll Results: So, How gay are you?
Really Gay 2 11.11%
Super Gay 1 5.56%
Sohghey 3 16.67%
Crazy-Puking-Rainbows Gay (Other than the above) 6 33.33%
Anarcho-Primitivism 2 11.11%
Strongly homosexual 0 0%
Action Transvestite Gay 4 22.22%
Thuper Gay 0 0%
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:15 AM   #26
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I'm not debating that, man, it's just that your insistence even when you're not personally challenged is pretty much like looking shiftily around the room repeatedly muttering "I ain't gay... I ain't gay..."
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:18 AM   #27
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Yeah, or it could be I didn't like the punchline to the original joke and so am adding my own spin to it.
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:21 AM   #28
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Joke? You said you like girls, which is a declarative statement, and then you reiterated that you like girls, citing your avatar as evidence. There is no joke here, just the pungent odour of denial seeping out of the cracks in the closet door.
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:26 AM   #29
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You seem to think that faggotry will be romantic and tender, when actually it is the exact opposite of romance and tenderness.

Fucking = sticking your dick into a vagina

Super Queer = sticking your dick in something besides a vagina

Super Fucking Queer = a form of fucking without a vagina, that ends up involving a vagina

Wake up sheeple!
Man, that's the most vanilla thing I've ever heard. Fucking refers to GETTTIN' IT ON, while Super Queer is the struggle for faggots to put new stuff into the 'means of production', or the other way around. Super Fucking Queer is just the end result of Super Queer!
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:31 AM   #30
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Dude ... now you have me shaking in my queer boots ... NOT!
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:43 AM   #31
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Yes, this is the second time you've said.
Methinks the fellow doth protest too much.

Comeon Ben! Admit you love the cock!
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:55 AM   #32
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And I may be in the minority, but I'm not going to allow this bashing of hetero-sexuality go on. I can't help it I was born this way, and I shouldn't have to be ashamed to admit it publicly.
I like girls, period. So you aren't going to get me to go into the closet, no matter how much that might fulfill all your wildest fantasies.
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Old 11-04-2009, 11:57 AM   #33
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Oh, yeah ... and I'd say I'd like some of what you're smokin' ... except I already know what kinda pipe you got your lips wrapped around and I want none of that!
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:04 PM   #34
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Dude ... now you have me shaking in my queer boots
Don't be afraid, there's nothing wrong with liking the cock.
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:10 PM   #35
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:24 PM   #36
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Great use of tired meme there.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:01 PM   #37
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Think about those oily biceps Ben! Think about them hugging you! Think about how safe and warm they'll make you feel!
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:17 PM   #38
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tired meme for a tired thread.

As if this has never been done before.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:22 PM   #39
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This thread can never be done too many times. I for one have a hard time deciding what my type of faggotry is.
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:03 PM   #40
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tired meme for a tired thread.

As if this has never been done before.
People regularly employ such roundabout methods simply to call Joker in the Pack a fag?

My opinion of the internets has just increased severely.
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:39 PM   #41
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Liking the cock and the cooch just gives variety to your life!
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:57 PM   #42
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What does Anarcho-Primitivism mean?
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Old 11-04-2009, 04:57 PM   #43
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:00 PM   #44
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I don't want to know enough to look it up.
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:56 AM   #45
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This thread is full of win!
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:01 AM   #46
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People regularly employ such roundabout methods simply to call Joker in the Pack a fag?
So it's personal.

*yawn*

I'm out.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:35 AM   #47
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I'm out.
See, that wasn't so difficult. Now kiss me, tough guy.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:00 AM   #48
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Sexually repressed guy with dancing bikini chick avatar is sexually repressed.
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:32 AM   #49
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This thread is full of win!
It truly has something for everyone. I propse Ben's official Gnet nickname be "Elton John".
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:38 AM   #50
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This thread's kinda gay.
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