He calls himself God - Page 2

Mir · 02-05-2007, 04:49 AM

I too am a slavering idiot, for I pronounce myself God. But I am impotent and not omniscient or else I'd create beings higher up on the food chain to get rid of this plague, that is the human race.

And here is a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down..

Tha Duckman · 02-05-2007, 06:53 AM

And now you're rubbing it in that you invented tooth decay. Stupid God...

Johnny Gnar Gnar · 02-05-2007, 09:06 AM

"Instead, he worked as a pastor spreading his doctrine: that under a new covenant with God, there is no sin and no Satan, and people are predestined to be saved." That is fairly well in line with the book "Conversations With God" by Neale Donald Walsh. Fairly close anyway. Only it came about seven years before the book came out. Interesting. Most of the other stuff is a little bit off, but, hmmm. It's making me think. That is never a good thing!

Shyantra · 02-05-2007, 10:28 AM

Oh man, I wanted to be the 666 beast. But he is uglier, so he is better suited for it.

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 02-14-2007, 04:37 PM

This guy is crap. I say this is a cult. A cult who is scamming for money.

Renatus · 02-14-2007, 09:00 PM

I wonder if he is one of rare people who reads get rich quick books and found out they really all say start your own cult.

Minyaliel · 02-16-2007, 02:43 AM

Why, of course he's Jesus. I mean, I'm the reincarnation of Elvis Presley, so it'd just be logical that his claims are true.

Hey people, let's nail this guy to a cross. I bet he's used to the sensation by now...

*all dark humour and sarcasm ends*

Seriously, though, I can't believe people can be so brainwashed as to believe such a thing. *sigh*

deep insight · 03-10-2007, 09:34 AM

believe what you will about this man but

1. he cant be jesus reincarnated because god said this, that jesus was there from the start with him, so he is one of the first, been there for millions of years arcordind to god and if i remember correctly he will only come once!

2. the second coming to some people has come and gone recorded with scripture and writting from apostel and if you look you would know.
not trying to crush anybodys faith

but any body who suffered like jesus in there last hours especially some-one who did nothing wrong by people and ancient spirital culture, get a star in my book.

MollyMac · 03-10-2007, 10:09 AM

Dude, he can't be Jesus reincarnated. We just found JC's bones, duuuuuuuuuuuuh

deep insight · 03-10-2007, 10:28 AM

wheres this? didnt hear nothing about it yet!

MollyMac · 03-10-2007, 10:30 AM

i think the thread is below this one.

deep insight · 03-10-2007, 10:51 AM

You exspect me to believe any thing that come from the mouth of these people that lie to us about what there going to do for us so we vote... but never pull through
why they go to war they lie to us about then 6 mounth later we find out the true then 6 weeks later all the lies and deseat where made to forget and we all should be friend again
HA HA HA!!!
sorry but ive had enough no matter what it is
for me to believe. . .
now thinking about it i dont believe

MollyMac · 03-10-2007, 11:12 AM

But, but they have edu-muh-cations and they are religioned.

deep insight · 03-10-2007, 05:36 PM

But, but i dont care!!!
ha. . . just because a presons is educated does not mean they speak truth

and hitler said he was religious

Drake Dun · 03-10-2007, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Renatus

I'm just going to ignore the fact that what the minister is saying contridicts the bible completely...

So? The things that mainstream Christians say contradict the Bible completely, too. See, that's one of its special magical features... anytime you don't like what it says, you can say that it's a metaphor, or a mistranslation, or something.

Drake

deep insight · 03-10-2007, 06:14 PM

look ive read some scriptures and personally i have had metaphors brought to my attention on where someone could take the comment literially and get the meaning wrong and i dont disagree that people (i think with no knoloedge) use it as an exscuse

but ive seen to much not to know that there is thing out there that some of us just dont wont to believe

Drake Dun · 03-10-2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by deep insight

look ive read some scriptures and personally i have had metaphors brought to my attention on where someone could take the comment literially and get the meaning wrong and i dont disagree that people (i think with no knoloedge) use it as an exscuse

Fine. All I'm saying is that if it cuts one way, it cuts the other. Mainstream Christianity is no less ridiculous than what that guy is saying.

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but ive seen to much not to know that there is thing out there that some of us just dont wont to believe

What have you seen?

Drake

October_Night · 03-10-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Senor_Sadomachism

I just recently came across this page that I found on Myspace as I was skimming and scanning in the Religion and Philosophy Forum. Well I'm too damned lazy to write my opinion on this so heres the damned link.

This crazy Mo Fo calls himself God

Well, who ever that was had nothing better to do.

MollyMac · 03-11-2007, 08:28 AM

So, you read *some* scriptures. Didn't help with your sarcasm-o-meter at all.

c130 · 03-11-2007, 03:27 PM

I wish people would worship ME like that. >_>

deep insight · 03-16-2007, 12:56 AM

first id like to say dont take what you see from media and alot of the public as religion, real religion is more underground then you could ever comprehend

what ive seen is creatures from the darkest corners of hell
and souls bound for heaven if the tables stay the same

and im sorry if i had sarcasm it was not my intent to be offencive

Drake Dun · 03-16-2007, 08:18 AM

Point me in the right direction.

Drake

HumanePain · 03-16-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake Dun

Point me in the right direction.

Drake

Take my word for it, I've been there, and you would really want to be pointed in the left direction.

deep insight · 03-17-2007, 12:35 AM

from a few of your quick coments humane and just some of the things you say i dont dout that you have been there

that may be why you chose that name, not only because it was part of your purpose even if you knew it or should i say brought it forward to a contuse plain but also you may have come (through this walk) to a relization and understanding about the pain we as not only humans but souls go throu

but i think its who chose to embrace this gift, for it is a gift to have your eyes open and to be thrown to the wolfs although but at the start it doesnt seem like it yet

that person is now the one
enchanted by the sun

drake i dont understand completely humanes advice but yet he has touched me with his relation to sides
living in your part of the world ill say this
keep your honor and respect for your self and everything around you and if you ask the wright questions and seek with the intent of finding the wright answers door may be opened for you
hears something to start you, may-be it helps you to think that little bit more about the world we live in or may-be you already know if so sorry for wasting your time.

hears somthing in relation to humanes answer for they say in asian culture that if you look straight ahead that in the corner of your eye to the right lives the white tiger
and still looking straight in the corner to your left is the dragon

ive yet to come my-self fully to understand this little bit of guidence i was given but i hope you do