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02-01-2008, 08:32 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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How do you start a Mexican parade?
You roll a penny down a hill.
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Awwwww, that's so mean! (and I feel guilty for thinking it's hilarious lol)
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-01-2008, 08:33 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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What is sadder than a Mexican Funeral?
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02-01-2008, 08:34 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
What is sadder than a Mexican Funeral?
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A Mexican Funeral without any jumper cables.
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-01-2008, 08:35 PM
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How many Ethiopians can you fit into a phone booth?
All of them.
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-01-2008, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Originally Posted by Bella Sophia
How many Ethiopians can you fit into a phone booth?
All of them.
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Damn it girl you have had me rolling on the floor with your jokes! 
(wipes tear) Oh my gaw I needed to laugh!
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02-01-2008, 08:37 PM
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Damn it girl you have had me rolling on the floor with your jokes!
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lol, thanks!
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-01-2008, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
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02-01-2008, 08:41 PM
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
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02-01-2008, 08:42 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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There are four Mexicans in a car- who is driving?
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the police.
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02-01-2008, 08:42 PM
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What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home."
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-01-2008, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you
lose your house.
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-01-2008, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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A young girl walks into the confessional, and says "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. A man did sexual things to me."
The priest dude replied "Oh my! My dear, meet me outside once confessional has finished, and we'll discuss this further."
A while later, the priest comes out and says to the little girl "What exactly did he do to you?"
The girl replied, saying that she didn't feel comfortable saying it. The priest then kissed the girl, and said "Did he do that?"
"Oh yes, but much more and much worse than that." she replied.
The priest then gave the little girl head, and asked "Did he do that?"
"Oh yes, but much more and much worse than that." she replied again.
The priest then fucked the little girl in every hole, and even discovered a few new ones. He asked "Did he do all of that?"
"Oh yes, but much more and much worse than that." she replied, same as always.
"Well what the fuck did he do that was worse than that!?!?" He asked, perplexed.
"He gave me AIDS."
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02-01-2008, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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(ha, I love this one)
What is blond, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams
every night?
Hanson.
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-01-2008, 08:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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What has nine arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
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02-01-2008, 08:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They fall through the holes in his hands...
Why didn't Jesus go to college?
He got hung up on the boards....
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02-01-2008, 08:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
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02-01-2008, 08:49 PM
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What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?
They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.
(omg, that one's hilarious)
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
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02-01-2008, 08:51 PM
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What is the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
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02-01-2008, 08:55 PM
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Oh my... I didn't realize I posted so much...
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
Don't you have anything better to do than pollute our forums?!?
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02-01-2008, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Jersey Sticks.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
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What's a Japanese girl's favourite holiday?
Erection day.
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws." - Charles Baudelaire
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02-01-2008, 08:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Canada
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Chinese Words
Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
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02-01-2008, 08:57 PM
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#47
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
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02-01-2008, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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What do Polish girls and hockey players have in common?
Both change their pads after three periods.
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02-01-2008, 08:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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What the Hell is wrong with you!?!?! who the Hell kill's helpless and innocent babies? that's f***ing sick!!!
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02-01-2008, 08:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Q: Why are Mexicans so short?
A: When they're kids their parents tell them, "when you grow up you have to get a job."
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