Fetishes and Sexual Quirks (X-rated) - Page 21

Tha Duckman · 02-14-2008, 09:16 PM

You better mail me back, lady.

dark_dragon_of_ice · 02-14-2008, 09:37 PM

Kind of overly dramatic...

Tha Duckman · 02-14-2008, 10:51 PM

Why didn't you answer your fucking phone?

badteccy · 02-15-2008, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Yes it was most excellent.

Yea, I got chastised for that :/
Matt, I thought we were just doing goth and deathrock.

Stormtrooper of Death · 02-17-2008, 11:22 AM

Keep it up Badteccy. It's turning out good!

Opteron_Man · 01-25-2009, 04:06 AM

I'd like to eat strawberry jam out of a woman's pussy

Necrophagist · 01-25-2009, 01:17 PM

That's fucking sick.

honeythorn · 01-25-2009, 02:12 PM

Opteron Man...may I ask why? I mean why strawberry jam of all things? Where does such a supposed fetish as this stem from?

tekajo · 01-25-2009, 02:35 PM

There aren't any quirks or fetishes that i'd be comfortable sharing here. But Opteron Man's Jamfest Request reminds me of an experience.

i was going down on my girl at the time and i stopped for out of nowhere an idea popped into my head. She looked down at me clearly wondering "What the hell?". i told her to hang on that an idea had just popped into my head out of nowhere.

i ran to the fridge and grabbed the jar of cherries. She was waiting patiently in the same position. Before she could realize what was going on i already had the jar lid off, a cherry picked, and a cherry planted.

She tensed up a little for the cherry was cold. Didn't say anything. For a moment i simply admired my ingenius sexual creativity. i left the stem exposed.

Then i ate the cherry.

Afterwards, she said "You're fucking weird, dude." i never tried anythng else with her. lol

Fae-wolf · 01-25-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Opteron_Man

I'd like to eat strawberry jam out of a woman's pussy

there's special lubricants in sex shops for that kind of things.

Minyaliel · 01-25-2009, 03:28 PM

Uh. Tekajo. Dude. That -is- kind of weird.

But then, I have no reason to feel superiour or anything - I´m just starting to realise a few things about myself and sex that I´d never really considered before. I´m just... I don´t know, I think the catholic attitudes towards sex that I was raised with are finally starting to go away. What a relief.

tekajo · 01-25-2009, 03:44 PM

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Uh. Tekajo. Dude. That -is- kind of weird.

i thought it was the funniest thing i'd done up until that point.

Luckily i'm completely weened off of Catholicism.

Minyaliel · 01-25-2009, 03:48 PM

Uggh, so am I, strictly speaking. Just a bit of left- over brainwashing programming left. :P

Albert Mond · 01-25-2009, 03:49 PM

I dunno, Minya. If I had a vajayjay, I think I might kinda like if a guy did that to me. It really glorifies the body part, somehow.

Minyaliel · 01-25-2009, 03:58 PM

Letting someone use it as a plate? lol. Hm. Naah... not really my cup of tea. But then, that´s something me and my sweetie haven´t tried yet, so um, who knows... *laughs* I still have to say there´s a lot of other ideas that appeal more to me than random pieces of fruit stuck up there... *giggle*

Albert Mond · 01-25-2009, 04:01 PM

Like less random pieces of fruit getting stuck in there?

Xombie · 01-25-2009, 04:11 PM

What if the fruit was designated to be put into your vagina? Would that be okay?

Minyaliel · 01-25-2009, 04:18 PM

Oh man, come on.... *rolls eyes*

Saya · 01-25-2009, 04:43 PM

I have yet to find a guy who's willing to experiment much, so sadly all I've done is hair pulling, biting, slapping and so on. Le sigh.

Albert Mond · 01-25-2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Saya

I have yet to find a guy who's willing to experiment much, so sadly all I've done is hair pulling, biting, slapping and so on. Le sigh.

That actually sounds relatively fruitful.

Saya · 01-25-2009, 05:01 PM

I tend to date guys who like to do it for ten, fifteen minutes without foreplay and then roll over and go to sleep, so all the slapping and biting and hair pulling I got never lasted long

My first boyfriend told me he had already done all sorts of kinky stuff with previous girls and just didn't have the labido for it anymore O.O He was only 24, I really didn't understand.

LaBelleDameSansMerci · 01-25-2009, 05:31 PM

I check every drafting table I run across for sturdiness.

jack_the_knife · 01-26-2009, 12:16 AM

I don't really have any out of the ordinary fetishes, the standard scratching/biting/slapping stuff will do fine.

Opteron_Man · 01-26-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Minyaliel

Uh. Tekajo. Dude. That -is- kind of weird.

But then, I have no reason to feel superiour or anything - I´m just starting to realise a few things about myself and sex that I´d never really considered before. I´m just... I don´t know, I think the catholic attitudes towards sex that I was raised with are finally starting to go away. What a relief.

Uh, I agree. A damn cherry?
What I suggested earlier about the jam, was just an idea, something I toyed with in my head. That's all. I still think it would be fun. But that cherry story is a bit over the top.

Whatever turns your crank I guess.

Opteron_Man · 01-26-2009, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by honeythorn

Opteron Man...may I ask why? I mean why strawberry jam of all things? Where does such a supposed fetish as this stem from?

I actually, I read it in a chapter book! Hehe. The minute I read it,
I laughed my ass off! Then, later on, I thought: "Hey, why not?".
Honey, I am sure there are far more weird things that people like doing to each other, the jam thing is not THAT bad, atleast I don't think so.