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04-27-2008, 12:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
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most embarrasing place to be caught by a zombie.....
lol has anyone ever thought of a really embarasing place to be caught by a monster,zombie,werwolf,half man half cheese toasti creature?
if so i wanna know
myself it would be in the toilit
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04-27-2008, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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Naked, drunk, and in a bathroom stall!
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04-27-2008, 09:23 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Pornography theater.
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04-28-2008, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 51
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A pornography theater might be the best place to be caught by a zombie. If the floors are sticky enough they may not be able to chase you.
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04-28-2008, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: northeast us
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but people invariably trip and fall when they are chased by zombies. That sticky floor might be more trouble than it is worth.
I think the most embarrassing place would be to get caught sleeping in my bed. After all my efforts to prepare myself for the eventual zombie apocalypse, that kind of an anti-climax would be too much.
Getting caught in an elevator would really, really suck. But that would be more inconvenient than embarrassing.
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04-28-2008, 09:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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Naked in a changing room
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-28-2008, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 34
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Having hot sex in the shower.
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04-29-2008, 12:38 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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A bubble bath would really suck. I would be naked, wet, and slippery so things would just be really awkward plus it would completely ruin my relaxation
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04-29-2008, 01:30 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 34
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Yes.
Very true.
But when you're inside someone and a zombie walks in, it automatically counts as bad sex.
Besides...being naked and dealing with a stark erection would be unpleasant.
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04-29-2008, 02:16 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Auckland
Posts: 627
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What?!? Zombie walking in on sex makes it fucken EPIC dude!!
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04-29-2008, 03:14 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
Posts: 1,429
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lol
I'd be like, "JOIN US IF YOU'RE STILL CAPABLE OF DOING SO"
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04-29-2008, 07:28 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: the belltower that the bats left
Posts: 388
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wouldn't bits fall off ?
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"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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04-29-2008, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Detroit
Posts: 706
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Nowhere for me. I already have a plan on what to do when the zombie outbreak occurs.
Actually...if I end up getting my ass munched to death by zombies ANYWHERE, I guess that would be pretty embarassing, seeing as how confident I am about my plan.
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04-29-2008, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Originally Posted by Wednesday Friday Addams
What?!? Zombie walking in on sex makes it fucken EPIC dude!!
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Exactly. How else are we going to perform skullfucks..
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04-29-2008, 09:49 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Originally Posted by Methadrine
Exactly. How else are we going to perform skullfucks..
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I have my ways....
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04-29-2008, 10:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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hanging by your toes in a carebear suit
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-29-2008, 11:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary, AB
Posts: 34
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No way.
I'm not into zombies.
Extremely skinny, extremely white girls with very tight vaginas and a sense of kink.
That's all.
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04-30-2008, 09:05 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dead Center, TX
Posts: 124
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I'd hate to be caught making the very same mistakes characters do in horror movies: i.e. I think I heard a noise downstairs. I'll go down there by myself with a small, under-powered flashlight, & leave my gun up here so the mad killer won't take it away..
Or in the case of a zombie attack: Hmn....chemical spill near the morgue? Better go find out if everything's ok over there...
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04-30-2008, 10:48 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ukraine, Russia and Jordan
Posts: 198
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While sleeping, seriously; sucks.
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05-01-2008, 10:01 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
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Dressed in full bondage gear with a courgette up your ass, masturbating onto your 70-year-old Mistress.
But regardless... the zombies won't care - they're dead - it's unlikely they're gonna go and gossip about you after finding you. They'll just eat your brainz and be done with it, and then you'll be too dead to be ashamed of yourself.
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05-01-2008, 12:17 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 10
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I think it'd be quite funny to have a Zombie find you while you're committing suicide, either by gunshot, or jumping off a cliff/bridge because all your friends and family are dead...but that's more ironic than anything else, to me.
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05-01-2008, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Dominican Republic
Posts: 1,423
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Dressed like a clown in the midle of a sexual fantasy.
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05-01-2008, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Hot Topic! LOL!
Alternatively, a Zombie-proof fortress.
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05-01-2008, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: In my living room, dancing badly to Muse
Posts: 253
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My house is really a mess right now, so I'd be just as embarrassed if a zombie showed up as I'd be if my in-laws did. Zombies are more likely right now, since it kinda smells like something died in my kitchen.
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05-01-2008, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Alternatively, a Zombie-proof fortress.
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Quoted for truth.
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