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08-18-2008, 12:41 AM
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Goth Olympics
Okay. If we had goth olympics:
1) The rings would have to be black.
2) The games would be held on Halloween, of course.
3) The events would have exotic titles like: 500 meter cemetery dash, and for emos the 250 yard emotional breakdown.
4) Iif I ever get off Kontan's ignore list, he could help compose the anthem.
Okay, so help me out here.
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08-18-2008, 01:53 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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You're on Kontan's Ignore list? Why? O_o
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08-18-2008, 09:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Sir CC. We won't go there. Let's just say I opened up a can of worms, unintentionally, of course, and if I'm not being ignored, at least I'm being pouted at -- which, being a great-aunt, etc., I'm actually quite used to.
However, that is not the purpose of this post. Kontan, et al, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I still stick to my convictions. At the least, respect me for that and we can agree to disagree.
That being said, yes you can help with the anthem, and I don't see why goths should not have our own olympics. So, what would we do there?
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08-18-2008, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Philly Region
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Originally Posted by Jaye Jang
Sir CC. We won't go there. Let's just say I opened up a can of worms, unintentionally, of course, and if I'm not being ignored, at least I'm being pouted at -- which, being a great-aunt, etc., I'm actually quite used to.
However, that is not the purpose of this post. Kontan, et al, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but I still stick to my convictions. At the least, respect me for that and we can agree to disagree.
That being said, yes you can help with the anthem, and I don't see why goths should not have our own olympics. So, what would we do there?
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Goths do have their own Olympics. It's who can make more drama at the club, who can dance the most odd and keep it acceptable, who can take off the most clothes without showing nipple or vagina, and who can insult more "friends" in four hours.
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08-18-2008, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oslo, Norway
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Hey, you forgot "who can smoke the most cloves in a row without choking" and "who can drink the most absinthe before passing out or seeing flying elephants"... lol.
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08-18-2008, 12:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by IsolatedReptile
Goths do have their own Olympics. It's who can make more drama at the club, who can dance the most odd and keep it acceptable, who can take off the most clothes without showing nipple or vagina, and who can insult more "friends" in four hours.
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I think you may well be on to something here. The most conceited, back-biting, and fashion-savvy members of the world's many goth scenes convene at a club previously agreed upon, and a panel of judges evaluates each competitor's performance throughout the night.
Someone get in touch with LadyLucretia, she could be our Michael Phelps.
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08-18-2008, 12:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Jay Jang is on my ignore list?! I didn't get the bloody memo!
What is going on? What is she talking about? I'm so confused!
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08-18-2008, 09:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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I'm sorry, Kontan. I thought I was on your ignore list. If not, then, in the immortal words of Paul Simon, paraprasing 'Cecelia': "Jubilaaation, [he] love me again, I fall on the floor and I laughing"... Okay maybe that's going overboard. So, just ignore me.
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08-18-2008, 10:00 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Out of my mind.
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You also need to include the, "Who can think of the most obscure deathrock band", category.
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08-18-2008, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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On the subject of ignore list, I wonder how many ignore lists I'm on.
Don't forget the Bat-cus throwing!
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08-18-2008, 10:45 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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What about times hair has been dyed? And now I feel like a dolt, having lost count myself...
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08-18-2008, 10:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Yeah, hm... can I help compose the anthem?
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08-18-2008, 10:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Change the shot put objective from distance thrown to who can hit the human target with points being determined by how likely it is to kill the person.
Change the javelin objective to how many bodies can the javelin penetrate with bonus points for each body the javelin goes all the way through.
Keep fencing as is though change the outfits, and give them real swords.
bring back dueling
hmm how else could we make it deadlier?
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08-18-2008, 10:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Absinthe drinking games.
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08-18-2008, 10:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Hm, "longest you can survive after drinking poison" category.
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08-18-2008, 10:59 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Renatus, we could put folks in a round room, issue them Ak-47's and then tell them to go play in the corner.
And yes, Duane, you can help compose the anthem. But, Kontan has first dibs.
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08-18-2008, 11:03 PM
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#17
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Okay*begins working on a tune*
Darkness bids you to answer the call!
Of the unlit dark fire torch!
Only the best, will suceed, leaving others to fall
ANSWER THE CALL OF THE BLACK OLYMPIC HOWLS!
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08-18-2008, 11:06 PM
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#18
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Would Russian Roulette be too much?
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08-18-2008, 11:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Maybe.... depends.
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08-18-2008, 11:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Maybe it would be more for a metal head olympics, in which one would say "Its a man's sport, with a bullet called life", and everyone would discuss SOADs merits during commentary.
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08-18-2008, 11:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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And now Sugar will be stuck in my head for who knows how long....-_-''
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08-18-2008, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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I like sugar...
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08-18-2008, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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Sugar is my friend. xD (hypoglycemia and a hummingbird metabolism)
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08-19-2008, 01:16 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Hmmm... Biggest 'hawk competition?
Running competitions... But used platforms instead of sneakers...
I dunno.
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08-19-2008, 01:19 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Show Low, AZ
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Platform.
Hiking.
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