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11-18-2008, 02:42 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Sir Helpmann - The Truth
A - He still lives with his mum.
B - He is a cannibal (he admitted ripping someone's face apart through use of those tombstones he calls ' tooths ').
C - He gets an erection when he imagines Sarah Palin sucking on a dog.
D - His use of vocabulary consists of ' ching ching chi...'
Add more if you like 
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11-18-2008, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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Really? This forum depresses me.
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11-18-2008, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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That happens...
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11-18-2008, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Grotto Del Morte
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Weak attempt.
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11-18-2008, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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That was truly pathetic.
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11-18-2008, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Make a better attempt Eclipse then.
Apathy's Child - depressed are you?
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11-18-2008, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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The truth about Helpmann?
He loves to poke and prod you fuckers into all kinds of funny little positions. Dolphins don't jump through this many hoops.
Carry on.
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11-18-2008, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Grotto Del Morte
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Make a better attempt Eclipse then.
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No thanks. I don't crave his attention or seek to impress Malice in Wonderland the way you do.
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11-18-2008, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Given that Sir Helpmann really only posts here to rile you up, if you're not going cool/sexy, don't bother retorting.
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11-18-2008, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Fuck you, Necrophagist. The man you so heedlessly slander accomplished more in every year of his life than you could even dream of achieving if, god forbid, you never died.
Are you in the Royal Ballet? Has your Hamlet moved anyone to tears lately? Are you a fucking CBE? Did you somehow overcome centuries of prevailing prejudice and win the heart of a country, when you can't even get anyone to like you on this forum? Could you look in the face of the Devil and laugh?
I thought not. So shut up.
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11-18-2008, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Fuck you, Necrophagist. The man you so heedlessly slander accomplished more in every year of his life than you could even dream of achieving if, god forbid, you never died.
Are you in the Royal Ballet? Has your Hamlet moved anyone to tears lately? Are you a fucking CBE? Could you look in the face of the Devil and laugh?
I thought not. So shut up.
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Awarded the CBE for a ballet? Really? Those things must've dropped in value. Ah well. I suppose when you're done relieving the siege of Ladysmith or storming the Egyptian lines at Tel El-Kebir, you have time to get your dance on.
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11-18-2008, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Grotto Del Morte
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Originally Posted by PinstripesAndPithHelmets
Awarded the CBE for a ballet? Really? Those things must've dropped in value.
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You weren't there. There was not a dry eye, a cold heart or an unmoistened pantylining in the audience.
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11-18-2008, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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Originally Posted by Eclipsing the Son
You weren't there. There was not a dry eye, a cold heart or an unmoistened pantylining in the audience.
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Well, then, I can see that the spirit of the empire is still alive... in the form of a ballet recital. Rule Britannia.
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11-19-2008, 09:15 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Obviously Gothicus supports a racist cunt.
Gothicus - you can't fucking say that I won't accomplish anything in life, especially when you spend most of your time ' fucking a bitch '.
You can't say ' No one likes you! ' either, because you do not, and never will represent anyone on this forum, apart from your mongrel self.
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11-19-2008, 09:20 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Obviously Gothicus supports a racist cunt.
Gothicus - you can't fucking say that I won't accomplish anything in life, especially when you spend most of your time ' fucking a bitch '.
You can't say ' No one likes you! ' either, because you do not, and never will represent anyone on this forum, apart from your mongrel self.
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Mongrel self?
Isn't Mongrel a racist term for someone of mixed race origin?
RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
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11-19-2008, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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A mongrel is a dog, retard.
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11-19-2008, 09:36 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
A mongrel is a dog, retard.
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No retard, mongrel is also a derogatory word for a human being that is of mixed race origin.
Why don't you actually listen to Radio 4 or read a book for once in your unsophisticated existence?
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11-19-2008, 09:40 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
No retard, mongrel is also a derogatory word for a human being that is of mixed race origin.
Why don't you actually listen to Radio 4 or read a book for once in your unsophisticated existence?
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It is also a dog.
A mixed race dog nonetheless.
Telling someone they're unsophisticated and ordering them to read a book is a terrible argument.
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11-19-2008, 09:43 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Originally Posted by Malice In Wonderland
It is also a dog.
A mixed race dog nonetheless.
Telling someone they're unsophisticated and ordering them to read a book is a terrible argument.
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You're confusing an argument with sound advice.
In fact no, scrap that.
It's a fucking order.
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11-19-2008, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
No retard, mongrel is also a derogatory word for a human being that is of mixed race origin.
Why don't you actually listen to Radio 4 or read a book for once in your unsophisticated existence?
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And he called you a dog.
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11-19-2008, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Obviously Gothicus supports a racist cunt.
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i do believe the joke ricocheted off of your forehead and is now somewhere over northern Canada heading to parts unknown. It definitely didn't reach it's intended target...in your case anyway.
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11-19-2008, 10:01 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
You're confusing an argument with sound advice.
In fact no, scrap that.
It's a fucking order.
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Either way advising someone to read a book and claiming they're unsophisticated when you've never met them isn't amazingly sensible.
I'mma stop arguing/criticising your posts and get on with reading and replying to other more favourable people.
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11-19-2008, 10:08 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Yes, I do read. Ever heard of James Joyce, Willian Golding, Plato, Goerge Orwell, or Lovecraft? I'm sure you have.
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11-19-2008, 10:11 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Yes, I do read. Ever heard of James Joyce, Willian Golding, Plato, Goerge Orwell, or Lovecraft? I'm sure you have.
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Nothing academic then?
Ha.
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11-19-2008, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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Originally Posted by Sir. Helpmann
Nothing academic then?
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It's interesting that you should bring up academia, as you've not told any of us what university you attended or what your field of study was. What sort of academic literature do you read?
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