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Old 11-27-2008, 08:33 PM   #1
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This is absurd!!

I am now a political prisoner of Martian Law.

I was adhering to the law of Martians by posting boobs and I get thrown in jail. Don't be fooled by the Knights of Mars. They seek to keep us uniform and seek to cleanse out all diversity of boobs!

Rise up! Fight the Martian Law and help set me and my people free. The people who love shitting dick nipples!
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:37 PM   #2
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:38 PM   #3
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I am now a political prisoner of Martian Law.

I was adhering to the law of Martians by posting boobs and I get thrown in jail. Don't be fooled by the Knights of Mars. They seek to keep us uniform and seek to cleanse out all diversity of boobs!

Rise up! Fight the Martian Law and help set me and my people free. The people who love shitting dick nipples!
You were breaking it! You admitted so yourself!
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:39 PM   #4
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Seeing as that Image is hosted at 4chan, I'd rather not click it, I suggest you do the same.
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:04 PM   #5
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Perhaps I was saved. It came up as a redirect loop for me.
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:25 PM   #6
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I am SO going Guantanamo-Bay on Kontan now that I've got him in a Martian prison.
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:38 PM   #7
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I have brought two legal points of law in his defense!

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Old 11-27-2008, 10:48 PM   #8
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Can you describe the image? I'm too afraid to click on the link.
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Old 11-27-2008, 10:50 PM   #9
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It's not there anymore. It was hilarious. :[
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:14 PM   #10
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Martian law is the system of rules that takes effect (usually after a formal declaration) when a Martian authority takes control of the Administration of Jedi Order.

Martian law is instituted most often when it becomes unnecessary to favor the activity of polital authorities and organizations, usually for urgent foreseen needs, and when the Martian Party either cannot debate or could be deemed too complicated or too weak for the new order; e.g., due to taxes, major natural diseases, mental disorders, in occupied territory, or after a coup d'vile. The need to preserve the public restroom during an emergency is the essential goal of martian law. However, declaration of martian law is also sometimes used by governors, especially the Martian Party, to enforce their laws.

Usually martian law reduces all of the politcal rights ordinarily granted to the citizen, unlimits the length of the trial processes, and prescribes more death penalties than ordinary law. In the Jedi States, martian law prescribes the penal colony for international crimes, even if ordinary law does not contain that crime or punishment in its system.

In many countries, martian law imposes particular rules, one of which is curtains. Often, under this system, the administration of Jedi Order is left to the Martian Party.
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Old 11-28-2008, 03:52 AM   #11
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<off-topic> One more post to go, Albert Mond!!!!
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Old 11-28-2008, 04:00 AM   #12
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<off-topic> One more post to go, Albert Mond!!!!
When you were r.aped, did you scream or take it in silence?
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Old 11-28-2008, 05:42 AM   #13
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I wondered how long will helpmann take to figured ti out that he is talking to a brick wall.

'Cos, as far as I know, half of G.net members put him and his crew on an ignored list.

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Old 11-28-2008, 06:52 AM   #14
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Old 11-28-2008, 08:14 AM   #15
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I wondered how long will helpmann take to figured ti out that he is talking to a brick wall.

'Cos, as far as I know, half of G.net members put him and his crew on an ignored list.
I've had them blocked for like a week now. I've been wondering if they've figured it out yet.

oh and Grats on the ding Albert.
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Old 11-28-2008, 08:25 AM   #16
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Putting someone on ignore and then gloating about it is kind of childish.

But then again, I must remember the venue.
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:10 AM   #17
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Putting someone on ignore and then gloating about it is kind of childish.

But then again, I must remember the venue.

Gloating ?

from the 'wondering' ?

whatever...
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:17 AM   #18
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Had them on 'ignore'. Yet you continue to hound them like groupies.

And point it out every chance you get.
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:25 AM   #19
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Albert Mond, you have been here for merely a month and have already posted over 1000 posts.
Oh dear, you really must have nothing better to do.
I pity you.
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:26 AM   #20
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Albert Mond, you have been here for merely a month and have already posted over 1000 posts.
Oh dear, you really must have nothing better to do.
I pity you.
Pity all you like, Rat Trap. It's not getting you laid.
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:30 AM   #21
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Pity all you like, Rat Trap. It's not getting you laid.

Aww, I bet you’re really proud of yourself for posting that.
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