Athiests Offer Care To Christians Pets After Rapture

[Ben Lahnger]

Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after the Rapture

It's a question that all animal-loving Christian evangelicals must address: who will look after their pets on Earth when the Rapture comes and they are taken up to heaven?

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8:00AM BST 29 Aug 2009

Now a group of atheists in the US have come up with a tongue-in-cheek solution, offering to take in the cats and dogs of "saved" believers in return for a small fee.

All the atheists signed up by Eternal Earth-Bound Pets are self-confessed sinners and blasphemers, guaranteeing they will be left behind when the chosen are selected

The business idea is an irreverent attempt to cash in on the belief – widespread among US Christians – that the pious will be carried up to heaven by God in a sudden swoop, leaving unbelievers to endure the seven-year reign of the anti-Christ on Earth.

According to some polls, as many as 55 per cent of Americans believe in the notion of the Rapture.

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" the group's website asks.

"Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind."

For $110, the firm promises lifetime care for almost all domestic pets if their owners are transported to heaven within the next ten years.

The offer may sound far-fetched, and even a little provocative, but the group insists it is not joking.

It claims to have a network of pet-loving atheists spread across 20 states to ensure speedy, local animal care wherever the Rapture occurs, and has established a PayPal account to take subscriptions.

The founders also assure believers that their animals will enjoy an excellent quality of life: "All pets will live in loving homes, not in animal shelters or pet 'mills'."

And while the company promises that all its atheist carers are moral people with no criminal records, it stresses that they are not too saintly.

"Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation," the website states.

But potential customers would be advised to read the terms and conditions before forking out their $110; if the subscriber loses their faith or is not Raputered in the next 10 years, they are not entitled to a refund.

Ben's comment: I may not believe in your dogma but I'll take care of your cat!

[vae victus]

Ok, I've got to join that organization.

[creature6]

[Ben Lahnger]

Oy Vey! I'm not a believer, but that has to be several kinds of wrong!

First, I'm almost certain that any "Christian" that wears that shirt is probably not rapture material. But then any person who puts that on a dog clearly has misunderstood their religion ... unless there's some variant of Christianity that I'm not aware of that has an allowance for the eternal salvation of ones pets.

Funny pic, though!

[Pineapple_Juice]

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Genius.

[creature6]

i just saw the funny side of it.yes it's not rapture material.
in my opinion anybody who dress their pet is a fucking nut case.

but that one is:

[Ophelia's Snorkel]

I think the idea's wonderfully amusing and smugly satisfying - until Grandma sends in her $110. Then I don't think I could take the money.