A slice of me.

Slice Of Life · 11-08-2009, 07:35 AM

Hi, My name is Daniel.

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I love films, Making them, watching them, Watching while making(?)
You get the basic idea. I love to stand behind the camera rather than infront of is. I love to create moving pictures.(Yes they make them now). Though sadly enough it's not my job but only by hobby. I work with what i can get to survive the month and hopefully the next.

2. Where are you from?
From the cold harsh land of Sweden where vikings still roam the lands in search for mead.
Where there's always a coat of snow upon the land.
Where ice bears walks the streets and penguins live in our backyards. The land where Santa lives
and pollutes the land with his toy factory.

Ofcourse none of this is true except the part of me being from Sweden, Blekinge, Karlshamn.

3. Who is your favorite author?

I'm not the book reading kind of a guy. I geuss people expect to have people write Anne Rice or some other kind of "dark" writer. If i where to read a book however i suppose i could read the Lifters guide again or maybe something from Terry Pratchet.

4. What are your favorite films?

Schindlers List, Living dead trilogy(classics), Psycho, Nosferatu, Dracula(1931)
Most of Lucio Fulci's works. Also the Godfather trilogy.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
I don't believe in any kind of gods, So why should i marry myself in their presence?
Even so i do believe i can pick a song;
Joy division - Love will tear us apart.

6. At your funeral?
Either Now im feeling Zombiefied by Alien sex fiend or
Sanvean - Lisa Gerrard.

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Only quitters whimp out in death. I'll be Undead eating the flesh of man.
So up to that point it doesnt matter how i die or "transform".

8. What kind of casket would you want?
Something easy to break open from the inside?
I was thinking more to be lay down in the dirt.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

You can actually have a favorite amongst many clothes that dont fit together as a set?
No? Oh.
But i do like boots, DIY ruining of clothes and hats.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
The Perks. You could get away with anything. "hey, it's just a kid."

11. What's your favorite band?

Or bands?

Neubauten, The Birthday Party, Bauhaus, Nick Cave, Coil, Siouxsie, Alien Sex Fiend,
Christian Death, Joy Division, Lycia, Skinny Puppy, The Damned, Dead can Dance, Diary of Dreams, Clan Of Xymox, Uk-decay, Kraftwerk, Throbbing Ghristle, Echo and the Bunneym, 45 Grave, Cabaret Voltaire, The Specimen, Sex Gang Children, Skeletal Family

Who said you could just have one favorite band?

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
Education in a poor choice of lives. I basically got nothing i want to brag about.
Rough time knowing what i want i dont have a major in anything.

13. Why did you join?

To look for people with the same tastes.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Male.

Bloodflowers · 11-08-2009, 05:19 PM

Welcome, it's nice to see someone else here that is so passionate about films...

11-08-2009, 05:26 PM

Do you fold your toilet paper, or scrunch it up? Please elaborate in great detail.

PortraitOfSanity · 11-08-2009, 06:12 PM

Scrunching is for the winners. Folds don't add any texture for when you get mad dingleberries.

Still Jack · 11-08-2009, 11:05 PM

P.O.S knows his shit, I agree...

Slice Of Life · 11-09-2009, 02:30 AM

Doesn't it depend on the type of toilet paper? hm? You need to take into consideration upon fabric. Is it like sand paper or smooth as skin. Is the wiping more effective in either crunch or fold and so on.

11-09-2009, 07:37 AM

Answer the fucking question.

Slice Of Life · 11-09-2009, 10:23 AM

No, I will not.

11-09-2009, 10:48 AM

You = No fun.

Slice Of Life · 11-09-2009, 10:50 AM

That's fantastic!

JCC · 11-09-2009, 10:51 AM

Folding is classier.

11-09-2009, 10:58 AM

I used to scrunch, until one day I got a bad case of poop-hand. NEVER AGAIN.

But, the mad dingleberries thing is true.

carakitty · 11-09-2009, 12:15 PM

Never scrunch.
For the clingons use a wet wipe.
Also good for the pudding poos.

PortraitOfSanity · 11-09-2009, 01:52 PM

Wet wipes are a cop out.

Like, "Oh look at me, I don't know how to deal with the results of explosive diarrhea, I need a wet wipe!"

Still Jack · 11-09-2009, 02:26 PM

Scrunching is the shit ( no pun intended ) it kinda magically scoops up all the diarrhea with its fantastic scrunchy scoop shape.

Apathy's_Child · 11-09-2009, 02:27 PM

When I've got the beer shits I just run regular toilet paper under the hot tap before wiping. It's resourceful, economical, and most importantly it's pleasantly warm.