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View Poll Results: In a battle of wits between Apathy's_Child and creature 6, who would win?
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Apathy's_Child
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01-28-2010, 09:24 AM
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#1
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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The Razael18-JethroAranas-freakinsheena-creature6 SMACKDOWN!
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
After reading this page I so want to start a Razeal18-JethroAranas-freakinsheena-creature6 smackdown thread. Yeah, that would be some beautiful, unreadable chaos.
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So I did it. You hear me Razeak, Jethro, freakin, creature? Articulate how articulate you are!
*ducks*
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death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
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01-28-2010, 09:34 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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I have been robbed. Possessor of a sore butthole, owner of a stolen book - and I will have my Fante, in this life or the next.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-28-2010, 09:38 AM
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#3
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
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congratulation.
As i saw it i could not stop laughing!
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-Leonardo Da Vinci
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01-28-2010, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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But are you the only one laughing? Will Razeal18, JethroAranas and freakinsheena laugh with you ... or against you?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-28-2010, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
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should i be bothered if they are laughing at me or with me.
Either way i'll still be laughing .
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"While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die."
-Leonardo Da Vinci
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01-28-2010, 03:04 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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Even though I really appreciate Apathy's Child's comments. I still kinda think creature 6 hasn't reached full throttle since her first language is French...
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01-29-2010, 12:49 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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There can be only one winner in this lopsided, decidedly unfair contest between Apathy and critter.
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01-29-2010, 03:29 AM
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#8
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mir
There can be only one winner in this lopsided, decidedly unfair contest between Apathy and critter.
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You voted for Creature, didn't you?
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01-29-2010, 03:52 AM
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Why would you think that?
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01-29-2010, 04:00 AM
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Not sure, actually - probably a combination of your general propensity towards the underdog, and the fact that he won't let you kiss him.
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01-29-2010, 05:45 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Underdog? Always. All out cunt? Fuck that.
Besides, I like Apathy even though he continues to reject my attempts to score a kiss.
I just have to be patient. I know my time will come.
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01-29-2010, 07:55 AM
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#12
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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I don't know, he's a stubborn fucker. Achieving your goal will most likely require an ambush of some kind, or at least dressing up like a lady, like Bugs Bunny winding up Elmer Fudd.
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01-29-2010, 09:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Be vewy, vewy qwuiet. I'm hunting twansvestites! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-29-2010, 10:50 AM
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#14
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Jack voted for Alco-mom? You fickle slut.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2010, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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I actually voted for you. But I won't deny the fact that I'm a fickle slut.
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01-29-2010, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: North Florida
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One more vote for creature. I love them both, but I have this inexplicable little soft spot for the creech in my heart.
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01-29-2010, 12:41 PM
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Yeah, fetal alcohol poisoning is kind of hilarious.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2010, 01:04 PM
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Come on, creature - show me you were worth my vote! Apathy's got the advantage with that last shot.
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02-04-2010, 08:33 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Yeah, fetal alcohol poisoning is kind of hilarious.
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haha fucking ha.
get over it.
No one is perfect.We all do wrong thing in our life but intelligent people like myself correct their mistake to make it right for a better future.
You are talking without knowing the full story so shut the fuck up.
Now i'm back on track so watch your mouth little boy.
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02-04-2010, 08:39 AM
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02-04-2010, 11:56 AM
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Actually, this thread is now about Mir and I fucking while high-fiving each other over our mutual contempt for you. So you can go take care of your baby, instead of pouring "I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!!" affirmations onto a cold monitor, blinking back tears over how you've ruined your life even more by throwing a kid into the middle of your bitter, selfish existence.
Thanks for playing!
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-04-2010, 02:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Actually, this thread is now about Mir and I fucking while high-fiving each other over our mutual contempt for you. So you can go take care of your baby, instead of pouring "I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR!!" affirmations onto a cold monitor, blinking back tears over how you've ruined your life even more by throwing a kid into the middle of your bitter, selfish existence.
Thanks for playing!
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Fuck you !
I won't take any order from a cretin like you.I'm taking care of my child.
I'm not neglecting her in any ways.
I'm only here for a while when she is asleep and don't have to be doing more important thing.
So back the fuck off and go ,try to grow some fucking vegetable you fuck head.
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02-04-2010, 02:32 PM
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Yeah, spending three months drowning your ready-to-drop baby in quantities of alcohol that would make Bukowski blush negates the moral high ground you're attempting to clamber onto there, toots.
Anyway, as I said, you've become surplus to this thread. It's now about the love story between a working-class saint (picture Cody Pomeray without the annoying "yass, yass" verbal tic) and the hippie who dedicated his life to the search for the perfect kiss.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-04-2010, 10:23 PM
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Haven`t you heard of people bonding over a pint, or four, of beer? So what if the other person isn`t born yet. Semantics, I say!
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02-04-2010, 10:47 PM
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I'm not answering that. You just want me to open my mouth so you can stick your tongue in.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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