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Old 04-27-2010, 08:35 PM   #1
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This is the most important question of your life!!

http://howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

...Who dares wins?!
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Old 04-27-2010, 08:51 PM   #2
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:12 AM   #3
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:25 AM   #4
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:47 AM   #5
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32, though I seriously doubt the validity -- I have a five year old daughter, and even ten of her would be a terrible challenge...
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This is the most important question of your life!!
Funny, I thought it was "Do you take this woman?"

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Old 04-28-2010, 08:29 AM   #8
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33. And I could take 36 ninety year olds.
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:29 AM   #9
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Some things are more important than marriage. Like how many five year olds you can beat up in a fight. You need to know these things.
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:33 AM   #10
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And I could take 36 ninety year olds.
I could take 22.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:54 PM   #11
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23 five year olds, 24 ninety year olds. lol
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Old 04-28-2010, 05:02 PM   #12
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I got 26. But is that all at once or just like...five at a time?
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Hee hee I could take on 20 five year olds and 21 90 year olds. WOOO!
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29 five year olds and 24 (T_T) ninety year olds.
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Old 04-28-2010, 06:26 PM   #15
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I got 26. But is that all at once or just like...five at a time?
All at once. If it were 5 at a time, it'd be way easy.
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Old 04-29-2010, 04:43 AM   #16
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Beating a bunch of five year olds is easy really if you can bring one object to the course. A gallon of Ice Cream. Throw it in between them and they will kill each other. What few survive will then be victim to your knuckles and knees.
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Fuck, just serve 'em all poisoned ice cream. Bet you could take care of hundreds that way.

And Kontan, no offense, but there is no quantity of 5 year olds attacking you that can affect your life like saying "I do" does. I do admit it's a much more fun question, though.
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:10 AM   #18
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Ben, your hard on for that marriage question makes me question your heterosexuality. If I remember correctly, you chugged 10 epic boners. You need to stop kidding yourself about that whole "Do you take this woman?" stuff and get with the program. Five year olds can be quite a threat and it behooves you to know how long you can survive that threat. Priorities, man. Priorities.
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Old 04-29-2010, 12:13 PM   #19
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Kontan, your hard on for the 5 year old question makes me question ... nah, it's too easy.
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I like being well prepared, Ben. Surviving a zombocalypse is also higher up there on my priority list. Well above civil unions. I'm a master of prioritizing, unlike SOME people on here.
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Old 04-29-2010, 05:50 PM   #21
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You really didn't get were I was going to go with that. It was going to parallel your implied slight on my sexuality.

As far as the Zombie thing goes, I'm definitely down with that. But what is worse ... a zombie or bridezilla? Wait, I know the answer. Zombie ... because there's never just one. Which can't be said for brides ... unless you live in Utah.
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:27 PM   #22
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Funny, I thought it was "Do you take this woman?"

The most important question is; What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Renatus. You are a man with a level head on your shoulders. A good man.
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:21 PM   #24
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The most important question is; What would you do for a Klondike bar?
That IS a very important question!
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This is how it would go if I were to take on 5-20 (The parents would have to pay $20.00 per hour btw)



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Enjoy kiddies I'll go put some popcorn in the microwave.

*Walks off to the kitchen shaking his head muttering to himself * "Fight to the death...little scamps"
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