Ahurbahurhur. Hello.

[bear vs bear]

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
Currently unemployed. I sew a little, read a lot, I do everything under the "artsy-fartsy" category. I eat cheese bread.

2. Where are you from?
United States>Washington.

3. Who is your favorite author?
The two are Bret Easton Ellis and Neil Gaiman. Too hard to decide.

4. What are your favorite films?
The Fall, American Beauty, all Greg Araki and Fellini films. Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Trainspotting.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
I don't see a wedding happening. Though, I would imagine a mix of Erasure, Depeche Mode, and The Cure because when I was a youngin' my parents would rock me to sleep with that. Either that or I would dance.

I'd most likely let my rivet-head dad DJ.

6. At your funeral?
Don't care. I'd play awkward rave music with throbbing bass and lots of moaning. Think about people trying to be sad with that. It's funny. I think they'd get up and leave in their Hummer limos. I might hire some erotic dancers (think The Dark Backward size: huge) to dance during my eulogy.

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
I'd have to be dressed to the nines so people couldn't just step over my bleeding corpse without giving a second glance. Bahur. I think I'd want to be shot dead in the face so I would die quickly and not survive as a brain-dead vegetable for the rest of my life. Never tortured, nothing with needles. I'm a big fat baby.

8. What kind of casket would you want?
I'd want something ridiculous. A plexi-glass casket with LED's around the edges. Then in hot pink LED lights, over my chest, I'd want it to say, "Baybee Gangsta Gurl 4 Lyfe."

Once again, I would cue the dancers.

I'd want a normal casket. A simple casket of melted candy, cemented with the blood of unicorns. Forged by Hephaestus.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
I hate describing clothing, but, some black wrap around dress with my "oh mai gawff" Victorian mourning hat. Add fishnets and paratrooper boots. Jacket covered in my "deff rawk" patches/buttons/whatever.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
Playing indians/cats/Charlie's Angels, eating poop soup, watching Asian horror movies and eating pumpkin squares, reading gay porn aloud to my best friend at the time and having trees to climb. Those nights prank calling people, getting caught by the cops and hiding in the closet. Being younger than Liesel in The Sound of Music, so I could dream of reaching that magic age where boys want your Austrian ass. Lots of things.

11. What's your favorite band?
I'm into too many genres for this.
Bikini Kill/Einstürzende Neubauten/IAMX/Hate Dept/Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major? I have a part of a year of college. I'll officially be a Freshman this Fall. I think I'll most likely major in English and minor in teaching/education.

(Maybe linguistics. Maybe something artsy if I want to blow my money on something useless. )

13. Why did you join?
I kept on running into the forum through google. I then read through the forums and had opinions I wanted to voice.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Female.

[JCC]

Bear Vs. Shark > Bear Vs. Bear

[Cosmicgaunt]

Zombie Vs. Shark > Bear Vs. Shark

[JCC]

Nah dude, shark would just eat zombie. It would be a total squash match. Besides, Bear Vs. Shark are a sick post-hardcore band.

[Ben Lahnger]

bear vs. bear writes too tiny. I can't be bothered.

[ape descendant]

I'm a big fan of moaning and unicorn blood, myself.

[Lolly PopMuzik]

Your casket is whack but I don't want you to leave either way.